Welcome B10 friends!

It will be interesting to see how many of these Big10 fuck nuggets stick around after their introductory hazing.
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"through" a lifeline? between this guy and Purdue's grammar issues, I'm so far unimpressed. can we not get someone from Northwestern to comment?

I love, though, the unfolding narrative: west coast arrogance + hardcore husky's role in it. this is going to be a boon for @DerekJohnson .
 
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Delivering thread

I’m observing what I suspected before.
The BIG is chock-full of socially autistic fans, capable of functioning day to day, but devoid of real irony and sarcasm. Deeper and clever mockery and scorn floats right over their heads like a Chinese spy balloon.

In response, they just punch their keyboards harder with hawt football takes loaded with stats, tradition, and past glory. Totally missing the poonts

I love this place
 
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the whole clearance and people freaking out about partial share is amusing to me.

It's 5 years. We got pulled out of a circling drain... life boat off the titanic. Who gives a shit.
 
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Yeah, it’s not as if UW had a lot of amazing choices. The fact that they’re going to receive roughly 50% more than what they would have gotten in the retarded PAC is … good.
 
My msg to our guests,

Show up. Spend your money. Be polite and mostly quiet at Husky stadium. Gaze in wonderment at the mountains, if they're not engulfed in and obscured by an atmospheric river. Be sure to take a walk on the beach for perspective.

Then fuck off back to whatever rust belt shit hole you came from.

Yes, I had to edit this. Twice.
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Ive lived on the west coast. Terrible Italian food made by people named Emily and Chad. Terrible drivers. Passive aggressive people who don’t know how to make it through a self check at target in less than five hours.

The same line… “we have mountains here”… as if you showed up to flat land and built the mountains yourself.

You’re getting 35 million to join the conference.
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A quality first post.

Now GTFO.
 
h/t @dnchttps://twitter.com/UWSquints/status/1687627917600403460
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That’s funny. Maryland kind of is you in the big ten. There’s more talent in the DMV than almost anywhere in the country. Tua’s younger brother at QB.

What does it add up to in the big ten? 7-5 with a home loss to Purdue.

Find an honest Nebraska fan. Ask them what they thought when they joined and what they think now..
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Maryland has four 10 win seasons since 1955. Their last major bowl win was 1951. Before joining the B1G they went 2-10, 9-4, 2-10, 4-8, 7-6 in the vaunted ACC.

Incredibly ignorant post.

Maryland doesn't suck because of their conference. They just suck.

LEAVE!
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What about Nebraska? How many ten win seasons did they have?

I know they weren’t part of the tweet made by fans of a school that is getting a clearance rack price to join the conference, but 1) they’re worse than Maryland, 2) it’s hard to find a Nebraska fan who thinks that they will return to anything close to what they were even if Rhule really works out.

And in my lifetime, they’ve been as good as USC preceding joining the conference.
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You said Maryland is kind of us in the Big Ten.

I addressed it because it was fucking stupid.

I never claimed we will come in and run the B1G.

We are nothing like fucking Maryland.

Hope that helps.
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Mobile QB and they have a more fertile recruiting area. History doesn’t matter. Like the SEC all big ten teams are going to have access to really good players. The talent in Maryland’s back yard is ridiculous.

Who do you think you’re more similar to stylistically and in terms of what you will recruit going forward?
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Hi there. It's cute you came here to tell us we are gonna suck being that you are a program that just got big dicked and lost your coach to a mediocre acc program after your most successful season in who knows how long.

If uw has a good coach they will win enough and be in the top 10. If Purdue has a good coach and all the other programs in the big suck simultaneously you may be good enough to lose the rose bowl.

Way to represent the Big10. We'll be rootin for ya!!1!!
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Uh, Louisville is Brohm’s alma mater. I’m thrilled that we lost a guy who ignored almost everything except QBs, TEs and WRs for Ryan Walters. Couldn’t be happier with that hire.

Didn’t come here to tell you you’ll suck. Came here to tell you the west coast aint all that and to take issue with a tweet from a team who just joined the league for 35 million wanting to know when charter members were going to get ditched.

If only we had played two years later in the sun bowl and won lol. The dude from sturdy wings didn’t look as happy that day. Give me one for Rick Neuheisel … “love take me down to the streets!”

I think as a comp you guys will be a lot like mid range Minnesota or Iowa. Usc slightly sub penn state. UCLA like Illinois. None of that sucks
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So you came here because of a post on the social site formally known as Twitter? Makes sense to me!
 
My msg to our guests,

Show up. Spend your money. Be polite and mostly quiet at Husky stadium. Gaze in wonderment at the mountains, if they're not engulfed in and obscured by an atmospheric river. Be sure to take a walk on the beach for perspective.

Then fuck off back to whatever rust belt shit hole you came from.

Yes, I had to edit this. Twice.
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Ive lived on the west coast. Terrible Italian food made by people named Emily and Chad. Terrible drivers. Passive aggressive people who don’t know how to make it through a self check at target in less than five hours.

The same line… “we have mountains here”… as if you showed up to flat land and built the mountains yourself.

You’re getting 35 million to join the conference.
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A quality first post.

Now GTFO.
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It all went downhill from there.
 
Delivering thread

I’m observing what I suspected before.
The BIG is chock-full of socially autistic fans, capable of functioning day to day, but devoid of real irony and sarcasm. Deeper and clever mockery and scorn floats right over their heads like a Chinese spy balloon.

In response, they just punch their keyboards harder with hawt football takes loaded with stats, tradition, and past glory. Totally missing the poonts

I love this place
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Meathead B1G fans are going to get obliterated here. Living in Virginia and travelling extensively through many of the prime B1G areas I can say without hesitation they are mostly dumbfucks with no wit or understanding of nuance. I want more of them to join here and just get plungered as they struggle to understand varsity level humor and our intense hatred of everything.
 
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My msg to our guests,

Show up. Spend your money. Be polite and mostly quiet at Husky stadium. Gaze in wonderment at the mountains, if they're not engulfed in and obscured by an atmospheric river. Be sure to take a walk on the beach for perspective.

Then fuck off back to whatever rust belt shit hole you came from.

Yes, I had to edit this. Twice.
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Ive lived on the west coast. Terrible Italian food made by people named Emily and Chad. Terrible drivers. Passive aggressive people who don’t know how to make it through a self check at target in less than five hours.

The same line… “we have mountains here”… as if you showed up to flat land and built the mountains yourself.

You’re getting 35 million to join the conference.
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Stay. And the week before UW plays Perdue, give us five reason why Perdue wins rather easily. We need it
 
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