We want Cristoball because he is a great recruiter

[dnc]

So great in fact he lost 4 of the top 5 in state recruits. Three of them to other Pac 12 schools.
https://247sports.com/Season/2018-F...Rankings?InstitutionGroup=HighSchool&State=OR

We're really going to go with the "he's an overrated recruiter" narrative?

1. He's recruiting at Oregon. Hard.
2. He's recruiting at Oregon after their second shit-show in a row. Harder.
3. He's recruiting at Oregon with 30 seconds to work with after their HC took off. Even Harder.
4. He's recruiting at Oregon with said former HC trying to take the class he put together with him to one of the top cfb programs in the country. Even more Harder.
5. It's really Hard.

Come on man. You're waffle; you're better than that. This is something Ballsacked comes up with. Ron Zook couldn't have kept that class intact. I'm surprised it's still top 20.

Mario can fucking recruit. Keeping a handful of Oregon players is never going to be what makes or sustains Oregon's success anyway. That's a very unimportant fence to build. What should keep you up at night is the prospect of him digging a tunnel from the Southeastern U.S. to UJean. [/b]

Like how all Oregon's Florida commits went elsewhere?

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Your hooricooning for Cristobal is a bad look for you.

It's obviously LIFPO, but the early results are not promising if you're a quook.

On balance, Cristoballzdeep has done better than any other school with a coaching change this winter, so far.[/b] If he gets the recruits we're alleged to be in on to sign in February, then quooking or whatever will be justified. We lost the Florida kids but hung onto a few others from the deep South. None of the Florida kids on the roster are transferring.

Cautious LIFPO as always. There's only one metric that matters, and a sample size of one isn't enough to tell us much.

Of course. He's the only coach who was hired because the recruits started a hashtag campaign for him. The whole reason he's the HC is so that he'd do better than other options at retaining the recruiting class.[/b] Given that reasoning, I would be disappointed with the actual results were I someone who bled grellow. He lost 5 top 300 commits that I'm aware of (the 3 Florida kids, TreShaun, Lenzy...maybe there's more?) and hasn't added a single commit at all outside the long snapper.

We obviously hae different definitions of Deep South if you are counting Texas and NC. If the Georgia kid signs, there's one. But DYWHA?

Jesus. I assume that there is an unspoken acknowledgment that none of us mean all the shit we poast here. Are you in on that pact? Nobody signs a coach to rescue one class. In fact, with a guy like Cristobal, it's more likely you're taking the long view hiring him. There were likely better options for a short-term fix.

You're basically Ballsacked now[/b]. You probably wanted to fire Peterman when he got out-coached down in Tempe, didn't you?

@creepycoug STOp

 

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

The flaw with what happened post Snakehead Cutter was never who left. It was with who was about to commit and didn't (Hufanga to USC/Penis Swell pushing back his commitment). Those two plus Devon Williams and Jalen Hall are program-altering commits. The decommits were all great prospects, but there were a lot of DDY high 2s on my list, outside of Harrison who's a 3. Crystalball's recruiting LIPO is all about who he ends up getting back on board for February. If he winds up with Williams, Hall and Penis Swell, that's a great class.

 

[creepycoug]

Now!!!!!!

 

[creepycoug]

So great in fact he lost 4 of the top 5 in state recruits. Three of them to other Pac 12 schools.
https://247sports.com/Season/2018-F...Rankings?InstitutionGroup=HighSchool&State=OR

We're really going to go with the "he's an overrated recruiter" narrative?

1. He's recruiting at Oregon. Hard.
2. He's recruiting at Oregon after their second shit-show in a row. Harder.
3. He's recruiting at Oregon with 30 seconds to work with after their HC took off. Even Harder.
4. He's recruiting at Oregon with said former HC trying to take the class he put together with him to one of the top cfb programs in the country. Even more Harder.
5. It's really Hard.

Come on man. You're waffle; you're better than that. This is something Ballsacked comes up with. Ron Zook couldn't have kept that class intact. I'm surprised it's still top 20.

Mario can fucking recruit. Keeping a handful of Oregon players is never going to be what makes or sustains Oregon's success anyway. That's a very unimportant fence to build. What should keep you up at night is the prospect of him digging a tunnel from the Southeastern U.S. to UJean. [/b]

Like how all Oregon's Florida commits went elsewhere?

Sure.gif

Your hooricooning for Cristobal is a bad look for you.

It's obviously LIFPO, but the early results are not promising if you're a quook.

The following is MUCH, MUCH, MUCH, MUCH, MUCH closer to reality.

1. He's recruiting at Oregon. Easy.

2. He's recruiting at Oregon two years after their a shit-show . Easier

3. He's recruiting at Oregon with more time than Pete had in his first year at UW after their HC took off. Still a limp dick here (no surprise original poster is pumpy football bad). No where near hard. Venture to say many programs hire coaches into this position. A good 7-8 weels before the final signing period.

4. He's recruiting at Oregon with said former HC trying to take the class he put together with him to one of the top cfb programs in the country. Easy. No Florida recruits followed him.

5. It's really, really, really, really, really, easy.

6. Very, very, very, very CUOG like to make so many horrific excuses. Its like he didn't think before he opened his spastic mouth.

Aren't you ignoring all my posts?

Good God you pineapples are stupid.

And 1/2 of that was incomprehensible. Awfully early to be drunk on a Wednesday.

CUOG!!!!!!!!

 

[Gladstone]

Lots of sperg words. Tl;dr creep has a soft spot for Cristobal -- a decidedly uninspiring hire and mediocre coach by any measure -- because he was a cane. And that's ok.

Fin.

 

[LesGrossman]

Aren't you ignoring all my posts?

Good God you pineapples are stupid.

And 1/2 of that was incomprehensible. Awfully early to be drunk on a Wednesday.

CUOG!!!!!!!!

Look guys, if we're going to start bashing being drunk early on a Wednesday, I'm fucking out

 

[creepycoug]

Lots of sperg words. Tl;dr creep has a soft spot for Cristobal [/b]-- a decidedly uninspiring hire and mediocre coach by any measure -- because he was a cane. And that's ok.

Fin.

Yeah. I already said that. With words and shit.