We Need To Come To A National Consensus On Airplane Seat Reclining

Doesn't matter whether you recline or not, it isn't improving your leg room if you're tall. As someone who's well over average height, you're f-ed either way. Why make it any worse for the person behind you?????

Sorry, but in these cases i believe in taking one for the team. I'm already going to hate my life for X hours, I don't see a reason to really make two of us miserable.

BTW, my pet peeve is walking by the exit row and watching some douche swinging their legs b/c at a robust 5'4" they can't even touch the ground. Yup, that should be outlawed. You can not sit in an exit row unless you're 6'0" over.
 
We need to reach a national consensus on how old kids have to be before they can ride a plane. Maybe have a timeout room in the back. Annoying kids with limp dick parents that don't believe in raising their voice or spanking are the absolute fucking worst thing in the world.

So is kim considered a child for the tantrums or the height?
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Kim is considered a child for lots of reasons.

1. Never been laid
2. Doesn't know when to shut his mouth
3. Loves to engage in hero worship/sack sucking
4. Can't ride most rides at the amusement park
5. Needs a booster seat to sit at the adult table

There are other reasons, I'm sure. I usually stop at 5.
 
Get fucked lady. I'm a frequent flyer and I'm 6'1". I'm not sitting in the full upright and locked position for a 5hr bicoastal flight.

And any of you fags want to be tough guy and block my seat, we can settle it at the UDist 7-11 on Aurora.
 
Get fucked lady. I'm a frequent flyer and I'm 6'1". I'm not sitting in the full upright and locked position for a 5hr bicoastal flight.

And any of you fags want to be tough guy and block my seat, we can settle it at the UDist 7-11 on Aurora.
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I'm 6'3", but I bring a neck pillow, like most other reasonable human beings. Feel free to recline your seat, if it's in front of me and you are somehow successful (never has happened), do not plan to sleep one minute, because I will jab your back with my knees as hard as I can, as often as I can.
 
It is such a bitch when my business class seat in the flat bed configuration is not long enough for my 6'5" self. Fuck you United.
 
Airlines are missing out on charging hundreds of dollars per ticket for more leg room.
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You know American, Delta, United and jetBlue all have an extra legroom section in coach for a fee, right?
 
Kim is considered a child for lots of reasons.

1. Never been laid
2. Doesn't know when to shut his mouth
3. Loves to engage in hero worship/sack sucking
4. Can't ride most rides at the amusement park
5. Needs a booster seat to sit at the adult table
6. Uses a child's size football

There are other reasons, I'm sure. I usually stop at 5.
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Airlines are missing out on charging hundreds of dollars per ticket for more leg room.
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You know American, Delta, United and jetBlue all have an extra legroom section in coach for a fee, right?
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Yeah, yeah, economy plus. Clearly there are more people willing to pay that aren't currently able to get those seats. Pretty sure airlines don't really care about the cattle classes, as most of their profit comes from first/business.
 
Does anyone else know going into a flight that it's not that comfortable so they plug in their ear phones, read a magazine, and shut the fuck up? The seats don't go back that far. I'm over 6'0" and dgaf if someone in front of me reclines their seat. It wasn't comfortable to begin with and my feet are already under their seat. The crustiness and drippy cunts are really showing in this thread.
 
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Does anyone else know going into a flight that it's not that comfortable so they plug in their ear phones, read a magazine, and shut the fuck up? The seats don't go back that far. I'm over 6'0" and dgaf if someone in front of me reclines their seat. It wasn't comfortable to begin with and my feet are already under their seat. The crustiness and drippy cunts are really showing in this thread.
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Good - I'll plop back into your knees AND prevent the person in front of me from reclining. Abundance.
 
Does anyone else know going into a flight that it's not that comfortable so they plug in their ear phones, read a magazine, and shut the fuck up? The seats don't go back that far. I'm over 6'0" and dgaf if someone in front of me reclines their seat. It wasn't comfortable to begin with and my feet are already under their seat. The crustiness and drippy cunts are really showing in this thread.
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This. I stopped reclining because it wasn't worth the effort. Seems like seats used to recline a lot more. So I just use my Navy Seal training and suffer the torture of the flight with mental tuffness
 
I figure that the person behind me owns the space my reclining seat would be in, so I only recline if it doesn't bug the person behind me. If it bugs them, I don't recline.

I do the neck pillow and large doses of AC/DC when I fly. Alcohol also helps. If hearing AC/DC bugs you, then you can go kill your stupid fucking self.
 
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So I'm on a flight. This lady reclined her seat the second she could. Previously I would have just suffered but this thread inspired me. I immediately started bumping her chair. She moved it about halfway back up. I figured I'll take it as a compromise.
 
So I'm on a flight. This lady reclined her seat the second she could. Previously I would have just suffered but this thread inspired me. I immediately started bumping her chair. She moved it about halfway back up. I figured I'll take it as a compromise.
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With you in charge there would have been no World War II.
 
So I'm on a flight. This lady reclined her seat the second she could. Previously I would have just suffered but this thread inspired me. I immediately started bumping her chair. She moved it about halfway back up. I figured I'll take it as a compromise.
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With you in charge there would have been no World War II.
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I know you're being sarcastic but Neville Chamberlain all but assured WW2
 
So I'm on a flight. This lady reclined her seat the second she could. Previously I would have just suffered but this thread inspired me. I immediately started bumping her chair. She moved it about halfway back up. I figured I'll take it as a compromise.
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With you in charge there would have been no World War II.
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I know you're being sarcastic but Neville Chamberlain all but assured WW2
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I just wanted a post where APAG was the Great Compromiser.
 
I did the knees into the back of the seat thing once. Except I was in the back of a cop car. I'll be sure to complain to my local congressman about leg room in police vehicles.
 
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