We need a general tweet of the day thread

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2040877946605350978

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Hey man, praise be to Allah. The president said so. Open that fucking strait.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1181905659568283648

 

[DerekJohnson]

@DerekJohnson Do you troll the mental hospital release news to find some of our loons? Just curious!

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