We need a general tweet of the day thread

https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1666796182012608515

For those too lazy to open the link, btw the formatting did not come across.

Here are some other awe-inspiring facts about your favorite president:

He said his first word at 6 weeks of age: The word was "tremendous."
Scientists have determined his ruggedly handsome facial features and body type represent the ideal male form: Confirming what we already knew.
Mensa rejected him for being too smart: It was shattering the confidence of the other geniuses.
His Windsor knot is always geometrically perfect: As confirmed by hyper-sensitive laser measuring devices.
That's not a gut, it's just one huge ab: The largest ab, maybe ever.
He has read many, many books: All the books, really. He's really good at books.
He has already visited Mars: But no one noticed since he's the same color.
He drinks 32 cups of coffee before bed just to calm down: And 48 Diet Cokes to wake up in the morning.
God once allowed Trump to shield himself behind a rock as God's glory passed by, but Trump went ahead and stared directly at it and it didn't even hurt him: But it did leave his countenance permanently orange.
When Kim Jong-Un played his round of golf at 38 under par, Trump played with him and beat him by 12 strokes: He is the greatest golfer who ever lived.
His limo has a Taco Bell inside it: And a Pizza Hut.
Gordon Ramsey once referred to Trump's way of eating steak (well done with ketchup) as "bloody delicious, spot on.": And don't get Ramsey started on the delicious Trump Tower Taco Bowl!
Every night when he goes to bed, he says a little prayer for you: He truly cares.
A childhood accident made him unable to tell a lie: Rumors say a rock fell on the part of his head that controls lying.
The Vatican is currently discussing granting Trump sainthood as the patron saint of winning: It's about time.
His humility knows no bounds: An example to us all.
He might be your dad: Unless your Mom is Rosie O'Donnell.

I did not read the comments
 
DM to all y’all: fuck off
https://twitter.com/WhitlockJason/status/1667169689158717440?s=20
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I don't think it is the internet per se, but the complete failure of our public education system. While there are closed minded indoctrinated people on the right they certainly aren't prevalent at the higher public level. On the other hand, the left is pretty much a hive mind of mental cowards who are totally ignorant of history, math, science and economics. When you have no interest in being intellectually curious, that is something that was inculcated in you. The internet didn't tear us apart during covid. It was weaponized but it was the US medical bureaucracy, Big Pharma and blue governors who supported the lies. When someone like Newsom, a so-called blue elite, supported the shut down of public schools but supported sending his kids to open private schools, that wasn't the internet's fault. The fact that there isn't a leftard on the Tug that has the slightest interest in anything having to do with an actual debate using facts is the same intellectual standard set by the leftard commie radicals like Bill Ayers in the 1960s, pre-internet.
 
DM to all y’all: fuck off
https://twitter.com/WhitlockJason/status/1667169689158717440?s=20
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I don't think it is the internet per se, but the complete failure of our public education system. While there are closed minded indoctrinated people on the right they certainly aren't prevalent at the higher public level. On the other hand, the left is pretty much a hive mind of mental cowards who are totally ignorant of history, math, science and economics. When you have no interest in being intellectually curious, that is something that was inculcated in you. The internet didn't tear us apart during covid. It was weaponized but it was the US medical bureaucracy, Big Pharma and blue governors who supported the lies. When someone like Newsom, a so-called blue elite, supported the shut down of public schools but supported sending his kids to open private schools, that wasn't the internet's fault. The fact that there isn't a leftard on the Tug that has the slightest interest in anything having to do with an actual debate using facts is the same intellectual standard set by the leftard commie radicals like Bill Ayers in the 1960s, pre-internet.
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The argument started over sports. Did the internet make sports fans irrational or just reveal what has always been

I'm on the side of the latter

The internet also reveals the authoritarian nature of the left. They want to kill what they can't control
 
DM to all y’all: fuck off
https://twitter.com/WhitlockJason/status/1667169689158717440?s=20
Click to expand...

I don't think it is the internet per se, but the complete failure of our public education system. While there are closed minded indoctrinated people on the right they certainly aren't prevalent at the higher public level. On the other hand, the left is pretty much a hive mind of mental cowards who are totally ignorant of history, math, science and economics. When you have no interest in being intellectually curious, that is something that was inculcated in you. The internet didn't tear us apart during covid. It was weaponized but it was the US medical bureaucracy, Big Pharma and blue governors who supported the lies. When someone like Newsom, a so-called blue elite, supported the shut down of public schools but supported sending his kids to open private schools, that wasn't the internet's fault. The fact that there isn't a leftard on the Tug that has the slightest interest in anything having to do with an actual debate using facts is the same intellectual standard set by the leftard commie radicals like Bill Ayers in the 1960s, pre-internet.
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The argument started over sports. Did the internet make sports fans irrational or just reveal what has always been

I'm on the side of the latter

The internet also reveals the authoritarian nature of the left. They want to kill what they can't control
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That's my take too. Fan is short for fanatic. The internet, public schools, dems in government, dems in the US medical bureaucracy all screaming for limited information, no debate and indoctrination.
 
The internet does provide us with the information to see through the lies. But you have to want to know the truth. They lie when they talk about cheap, clean, reliable green energy. It's none of these unless you are talking about hydro or nuclear. Nuclear as currently run by government isn't cheap, but it is clean and reliable. So, the greens want it shut down and it's happening in Europe, Japan and the US.
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2023/06/the-daily-chart-the-big-green-energy-lie.php
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Bad Batch. Nothing to do with open borders, just a bad batch. Personally, I'd like something to be done but then 81 million alleged US voters disagree. I'd also like to know the immigration status of the arrested perps and what kind of indictment and expected sentence you get for a bad batch.

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Bad Batch. Nothing to do with open borders, just a bad batch. Personally, I'd like something to be done but then 81 million alleged US voters disagree. I'd also like to know the immigration status of the arrested perps and what kind of indictment and expected sentence you get for a bad batch.

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Only white racists want a secure Southern Border.
 
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