We need a general tweet of the day thread

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http://twitter.com/DamianNB/status/1547890120308584448?t=is0O5mT7Cc-VJnxRH5Yrcw&s=19

Alex : You make sex often with American girl?

Jonathan : Not really.

Alex : What is mean by "not really?"

Jonathan : I'm not a priest, but I'm not John Holmes either.

Alex : I have heard of this John Holmes. He has premium penis.

Jonathan : Yes, he did.

Alex : Everyone in Ukraine has penis like that.

Jonathan : Even the women?

Alex : You make joke, yes?

Jonathan : Yes.
 
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