We need a general tweet of the day thread

[PurpleThrobber]

https://twitter.com/fearthefloof/status/1512462304188764161

Chitty chitty bang bang, motherfucker.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

To address climate change we’re going to need to crack some eggs
https://twitter.com/ShellenbergerMD/status/1511816180746530821?s=20&t=m_RT1FGHvIuDKiY1UhNvGw

 

[RaceBannon]

I trust that the bank accounts have been frozen and social media is being scoured to arrest folks
http://twitter.com/guardian/status/1512465865274445833?t=4fc0WejbqazgJF00ZvUYIw&s=19

 

[Kaepsknee]

“Rather be first than right” experts heard from
https://twitter.com/camilapress/status/1511826552090157058?s=20&t=15ozplwy9jx1gEn7cC4C8Q

why do hot chicks do their best to look ugly

Ummm. You may want to do a cup check on that one.

 

[Kaepsknee]

Victimhood epidemic continues

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If only she’d have been a gender studies major.

She’s hiding behind her sign for a reason. No chance at a sugar daddy and probably can eat corncob through a picket fence, so sucking dick for cash is out as well.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Tim Kennedy with the Friday redpill
https://twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/1512538881274621952?s=20&t=Ci6Z_WBKJfLDHt-YC6fE6A

 

[LoneStarDawg]

The worst kept secret in DC
https://twitter.com/newsmax/status/1512547137472524290?s=20&t=MWpdSnGNUWOUp9tBH1yi4A

 

[PurpleThrobber]

https://twitter.com/repthomasmassie/status/1512440891222511616

 

[PurpleThrobber]

https://twitter.com/texas_ranger724/status/1512627657120301067

 

[RaceBannon]

http://twitter.com/ChristinaPushaw/status/1512271150705000455?s=20&t=ykxawiA-U2U2n3nwjhmHpg

The replies - but Tennessee! Why do you care?

It's your kids

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

http://twitter.com/ChristinaPushaw/status/1512271150705000455?s=20&t=ykxawiA-U2U2n3nwjhmHpg

The replies - but Tennessee! Why do you care?

It's your kids

"Why are you fixated on kids gender???"

 

[PurpleThrobber]

https://twitter.com/myluv4robsten/status/1512532692729929732

You guys* vote for this shit.

 

[LebamDawg]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1512785529712123906

 

[PurpleThrobber]

https://twitter.com/lgbtrumpusa/status/1512850200762757133

 

[Sledog]

https://twitter.com/ASoftstar/status/1512616195412803585?t=nk7O5YGq7xLOyFSE8wM4aw&s=19

 

[46XiJCAB]

https://twitter.com/ASoftstar/status/1512616195412803585?t=nk7O5YGq7xLOyFSE8wM4aw&s=19

Legend.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

https://twitter.com/realcandaceo/status/1512929165938413570

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status...ebs-including-obama-taylor-swift-and-ronaldo/

 

[PurpleThrobber]

https://twitter.com/michaelemann/status/1512896708702875651

If you’re bitching about what tv channel is on in a hotel fitness center, most certainly you have solved every other problem facing mankind to get down to this minutia of give-a-fuck

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

https://twitter.com/michaelemann/status/1512896708702875651

If you’re bitching about what tv channel is on in a hotel fitness center, most certainly you have solved every other problem facing mankind to get down to this minutia of give-a-fuck

Meanwhile, CNN is on 24/7 in most publicly funded airports...