We need a general tweet of the day thread

[PurpleThrobber]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1798030445583691840

Life was so much better then.

 

[RaceBannon]

Got a pack in my glove box

 

[Sledog]

If they tell me I have cancer some day my first stop is for a pack of smokes. I liked smoking...

 

[Bob_C]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1798203197401760116

 

[RoadTrip]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1798203197401760116

274 yard 2 iron. My lowest iron is a 4 and I max it out at about 200.

 

[Bob_C]

And that’s a 1999 shot. That’s before the pro v1 came out and changed everything. We’ve said on the golf board that equipment getting way better cost Tiger 10 majors.

 

[Sledog]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1798326387742277900

 

[Sledog]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1798151488562168270

Malliotakis uses AOC's own words to tell her to F off!

 

[RaceBannon]

Caption time

https://twitter.com/x/status/1798380361308840444

 

[Pitchfork51]

HH just so were clear

https://x.com/DelusionPosting/status/1798095305814270090

 

[Bob_C]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1798454458944573949

 

[RoadTrip]

Mildred, maybe you'you'll see her in Hell. You have what 15-20 years max?
https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1798376707738747332?t=nEXKClFVJQgyWIRjEYwqiQ&s=19

 

[Sledog]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1798137403019768042

The left constantly makes this claim. They forget to say Joe Biden canceled all of Trumps executive orders. All of them. Then claims victory when Biden copies it and enacts it after the price goes up substantially.

 

[RoadTrip]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1798376707738747332

 

[PurpleThrobber]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1798513450706211049

 

[RaceBannon]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1798689648509878464

 

[Sledog]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1798025418789863722

I had no idea fishing has gotten kinky! Was he after Blowfish? Dflea?

 

[WestlinnDuck]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1798689648509878464

 

[RaceBannon]

Engines are reving

https://twitter.com/x/status/1798728740597350836

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Engines are reving

https://twitter.com/x/status/1798728740597350836

Was there engine revving involved?

Edit - fuck me. Already answered.