We need a general tweet of the day thread

20 years ago I flew back to Suckattle through Fort Lauderdale. I think I had to transfer in DF George Dubya or something. TSA in FL interrogated Bill for a good 15 minutes because my bag had one of those tiny sewing kits. Yes, a white dude in his late 20s was going to hijack the plane with a a sewing kit. Of course.
They took my wine opener
 
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