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Edwin_Bambino

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It doesn't matter what the fucking competition is when the QB is throwing perfect passes that only his WRs can catch. Those passes that Haener threw today would have been completions against anybody. I don't need to see more. Talent is talent. Haener is better than Browning and gives this team a better chance to win.

 
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It doesn't matter what the fucking competition is when the QB is throwing perfect passes that only his WRs can catch. Those passes that Haener threw today would have been completions against anybody. I don't need to see more. Talent is talent. Haener is better than Browning and gives this team a better chance to win.
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That sounds like something I might have said but I’m gonna go with Dennis.
 
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It doesn't matter what the fucking competition is when the QB is throwing perfect passes that only his WRs can catch. Those passes that Haener threw today would have been completions against anybody. I don't need to see more. Talent is talent. Haener is better than Browning and gives this team a better chance to win.
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That sounds like something I might have said but I’m gonna go with Dennis.
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I do vividly remember being in the stands at the game and being very loud in my appreciation of Haener coming in. We all know what happened next, all the Cal fans around me thought I was a legit retard for wanting to take out Browning. Turns out they were right.
 
All that being said Browning still couldn't score

Haener "lost' the game by giving Cal their score but I have faith that Jake would have found a way to lose

Had Haener won Petermen probably would have told Skinny to hit the Portal
 
In other news Cal b-ball is horrendous this year, UW is 12 point favorites according to Vegas. Win and UW wins the regular season title, so with all that being said get ready for a L.
 
Me and @WilburHooksHands jumped up and down with glee like little school girls when Haener cane in. One might say we even looked up to our Dads and cried, "we did it"!

Fuck. That. Game.

Anyways I'll be at Hec Ed for the game tonight so Where the real doogs at?! Woof!
 
I remember when Cal was taking a knee earlier this year, I said nothing and changed the channel to some NBA game. My wife was looking at me like she was prepared for the event that I just completely lose my shit and throw myself into traffic
 
I remember when Cal was taking a knee earlier this year, I said nothing and changed the channel to some NBA game. My wife was looking at me like she was prepared for the event that I just completely lose my shit and throw myself into traffic
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Knowing you, I think we all expected some sort of traffic incident from you after that game.
 
I remember when Cal was taking a knee earlier this year, I said nothing and changed the channel to some NBA game. My wife was looking at me like she was prepared for the event that I just completely lose my shit and throw myself into traffic
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Knowing you, I think we all expected some sort of traffic incident from you after that game.
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I'm imagining a Godfatheresque ending montage of all HH posters Offing themselves/loved ones in various ways:

Haie suicide bombs the Rose garden
Race stumbles, grasps his chest, and finally succumbs to old age
Swaye ODs after a line off a strippers tit
Dennis stares teary eyed at a positive HIV test
Roadie over corrects his Acura Integra off a cliff during a street race.

All the while Bearswiin has a Mona Lisa smile while attending his sons ceremonial circumcision.
 
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