Washington vs Oregon recruiting dick measuring contest

The thread quality with Ballz and without is vastly different.

I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't posted in this thread yet. @StrongArmCobra you ok bro?

UW's class is head and shoulders above anybody else's in the Pac-12. I'm so satisfied right now. I can't wait to look back at this class in a few years with amazement and go down the list of great players UW got in this class. I also can't wait to look back at Oregon's class and laugh at all the busts, medical retirements, and transfers. Their hit rate is going to be so low. They will be the forever young team due to massive amounts of attrition and recruiting mistakes. On top of that UW, Stanford, WSU, and Cal all have better coaching staffs than them. They're fucked and they don't even know it yet.

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The thread quality with Ballz and without is vastly different.

I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't posted in this thread yet. @StrongArmCobra you ok bro?

UW's class is head and shoulders above anybody else's in the Pac-12. I'm so satisfied right now. I can't wait to look back at this class in a few years with amazement and go down the list of great players UW got in this class. I also can't wait to look back at Oregon's class and laugh at all the busts, medical retirements, and transfers. Their hit rate is going to be so low. They will be the forever young team due to massive amounts of attrition and recruiting mistakes. On top of that UW, Stanford, WSU, and Cal all have better coaching staffs than them. They're fucked and they don't even know it yet.

And just like that, the thread gets AIDS

The Gaskin vs Ahmed rant in the puka thread ruined any shred of credibility you had left.
 
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I know Doogs and Quooks will say they prefer their team's class over the other but even if I were to try to be objective, it's hard to say Oregon's class is better than ours. Their higher rating is driven primarily by larger numbers (26 vs 22 signees) and Thibs but when you look at position by position, the only areas the Ducks beat us straight up were at WR, TE, and on the edge. Our class is stronger in the trenches on both sides and in the secondary.

QB
UW: Dylan Morris (4*)
UO: Cale Millen (3*)
Edge: UW
UW had their pick between the two[/i]

RB
UW: Cam Davis (4*)
UO: Sean Dollars (4*), Jayvaun Wilson (3*)
Edge: Even
UW preferred Davis over Dollars but Ducks got their “big back” while we struck out on Charbonnet [/i]

WR
UW: Taj Davis (3*)
UO: Mycah Pittman (4*), Josh Delgado (4*), Lance Wilhoite (4*), JR Waters (3*)
Edge: UO

TE
UW: None
UO: Patrick Herbert (4*)
Edge: UO

OL
UW: Julius Buelow (4*), Nathan Kalepo (4*), Troy Fautanu (4*), Corey Luciano (3*)
UO: Malaesala Aumvavae-Laulu (4*), Jonah Tauanu’u (4*), Logan Sagapolu (3*)
Edge: UW

DL
UW: Faatui Tuitele (4*), Jacob Bandes (4*), Sama Paama (4*), Noa Ngalu (3*)
UO: Keyon Ware-Hudson (4*), Kristian Williams (3*), Suaava Poti (3*)
Edge: UW

OLB/BUCK
UW: Laiatu Latu (4*), Bralen Trice (3*)
UO: Kayvon Thibodeaux (5*), Isaac Townsend (3*), Brandon Dorlus (3*), Treven Ma’ae (3*)
Edge: UO

ILB
UW: Josh Calvert (4*), Daniel Heimuli (4*), Miki Ah You (3*), Alphonzo Tuputala (3*)
UO: Mase Funa (4*), Ge’mon Eaford (4*), Dru Mathis (3*)
Edge: UW

DB
UW: Trent McDuffie (4*), Asa Turner (4*), Kamren Fabiculanan (4*), Cam Williams (3*)
UO: Mykael Wright (4*), Trikweze Bridges (3*), Jamal Hill (3*), DJ James (3*)
Edge: UW

K
UW: Tim Horn (3*)
UO: Camden Lewis (3*)
Edge: UW
Oregon offered Horn before Lewis[/i]

I did a comparison of the two classes again. This year they kicked our ass on defense but our class on offense is vastly superior to theirs.

QB
UW: Ethan Garbers (4*)
UO: Jay Butterfield (4*), Robby Ashford (4*)
Edge: Oregon

RB
UW: Sam Adams II (4*), Jay'Veon Sunday (3*)
UO: Trey Benson (3*)
Edge: UW

WR
UW: Jalen McMillan (4*), Rome Odunze (4*), Sawyer Racnnelli (3*)
UO: Kris Hutson (4*)
Edge: UW

TE
UW: Mark Redman (4*), Mason West (3*)
UO: None
Edge: UW

OL
UW: Roger Rosengarten (4*), Geirean Hatchett (4*), Myles Murao (4*), Gaard Memmelaar (3*), Sam Peacock (3*)
UO: Jonathan Davis (4*), TJ Bass (3*), Jaylan Jeffers (3*), Marcus Harper (3*), Faaope Laloulu (3*)
Edge: UW

DL
UW: None
UO: Bradyn Swinson (3*), Jaylen Smith (3*), Maceal Afaese (3*), Jake Shipley (3*)
Edge: UO

OLB/BUCK
UW: Sav'ell Smalls (5*), Jordan Lohohea (3*)
UO: Jaden Navarette (4*), Jackson LaDuke (3*)
Edge: UW

ILB
UW: Carson Bruener (3*), Cooper McDonald (3*)
UO: Justin Flowe (5*), Noah Sewell (5*)
Edge: UO

DB
UW: Jacobe Covington (4*), Makell Esteen (3*), Elijah Jackson (3*), James Smith (3*)
UO: Dontae Manning (4*), Luke Hill (4*), Jared Greenfield (3*), Bennett Williams (3*)
Edge: UO
 
I know Doogs and Quooks will say they prefer their team's class over the other but even if I were to try to be objective, it's hard to say Oregon's class is better than ours[/b]. Their higher rating is driven primarily by larger numbers (26 vs 22 signees) and Thibs but when you look at position by position, the only areas the Ducks beat us straight up were at WR, TE, and on the edge. Our class is stronger in the trenches on both sides and in the secondary.

QB
UW: Dylan Morris (4*)
UO: Cale Millen (3*)
Edge: UW
UW had their pick between the two[/i]

RB
UW: Cam Davis (4*)
UO: Sean Dollars (4*), Jayvaun Wilson (3*)
Edge: Even
UW preferred Davis over Dollars but Ducks got their “big back” while we struck out on Charbonnet [/i]

WR
UW: Taj Davis (3*)
UO: Mycah Pittman (4*), Josh Delgado (4*), Lance Wilhoite (4*), JR Waters (3*)
Edge: UO

TE
UW: None
UO: Patrick Herbert (4*)
Edge: UO

OL
UW: Julius Buelow (4*), Nathan Kalepo (4*), Troy Fautanu (4*), Corey Luciano (3*)
UO: Malaesala Aumvavae-Laulu (4*), Jonah Tauanu’u (4*), Logan Sagapolu (3*)
Edge: UW

DL
UW: Faatui Tuitele (4*), Jacob Bandes (4*), Sama Paama (4*), Noa Ngalu (3*)
UO: Keyon Ware-Hudson (4*), Kristian Williams (3*), Suaava Poti (3*)
Edge: UW

OLB/BUCK
UW: Laiatu Latu (4*), Bralen Trice (3*)
UO: Kayvon Thibodeaux (5*), Isaac Townsend (3*), Brandon Dorlus (3*), Treven Ma’ae (3*)
Edge: UO

ILB
UW: Josh Calvert (4*), Daniel Heimuli (4*), Miki Ah You (3*), Alphonzo Tuputala (3*)
UO: Mase Funa (4*), Ge’mon Eaford (4*), Dru Mathis (3*)
Edge: UW

DB
UW: Trent McDuffie (4*), Asa Turner (4*), Kamren Fabiculanan (4*), Cam Williams (3*)
UO: Mykael Wright (4*), Trikweze Bridges (3*), Jamal Hill (3*), DJ James (3*)
Edge: UW

K
UW: Tim Horn (3*)
UO: Camden Lewis (3*)
Edge: UW
Oregon offered Horn before Lewis[/i]

Shocking.

I'm sure you really struggled to maintain a clear line of sight.

 
You have to account for Devon Williams. If Oregon ends with Wideman and Jones, it will be tough to claim the class isn’t better.

Taking zero DL is a disaster. I like Cristobal’s roster management. Lose 6 OL, take 5 with one as a JUCO. He’s going to create a much more balanced roster.

UW won’t leave the PAC 12 footprint save Texas.
 
Comparing classes by comparing the position groups is fucking stupid. Teams have different needs each year.
 
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The thread quality with Ballz and without is vastly different.

I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't posted in this thread yet. @StrongArmCobra you ok bro?

UW's class is head and shoulders above anybody else's in the Pac-12. I'm so satisfied right now. I can't wait to look back at this class in a few years with amazement and go down the list of great players UW got in this class. I also can't wait to look back at Oregon's class and laugh at all the busts, medical retirements, and transfers. Their hit rate is going to be so low. They will be the forever young team due to massive amounts of attrition and recruiting mistakes. On top of that UW, Stanford, WSU, and Cal all have better coaching staffs than them. They're fucked and they don't even know it yet.

This aged well
 
current rankings by TBSers < Jessie Callier Rankings when underwear is replaced by helmets and hits
 
Very late to this, but Buelow and Kalepo were always overrated by Doog fans. 4 star, but I never saw it with either. With the info from the NFL draft that smaller OL tend to end up better players, they were not great gets. Both need a couple years to lose some weight and get in shape. Then they are raw on the OL and slow footed already.

Give me Peacock over both those guys. He’s more of the raw clay than both Buelow and Kalepo.
 
Very late to this, but Buelow and Kalepo were always overrated by Doog fans. 4 star, but I never saw it with either. With the info from the NFL draft that smaller OL tend to end up better players, they were not great gets. Both need a couple years to lose some weight and get in shape. Then they are raw on the OL and slow footed already.

Give me Peacock over both those guys. He’s more of the raw clay than both Buelow and Kalepo.

Kalepo was more than worth a scholly for his recruiting prowess.
 
The thread quality with Ballz and without is vastly different.

I'm genuinely surprised he hasn't posted in this thread yet. @StrongArmCobra you ok bro?

UW's class is head and shoulders above anybody else's in the Pac-12. I'm so satisfied right now. I can't wait to look back at this class in a few years with amazement and go down the list of great players UW got in this class. I also can't wait to look back at Oregon's class and laugh at all the busts, medical retirements, and transfers. Their hit rate is going to be so low. They will be the forever young team due to massive amounts of attrition and recruiting mistakes. On top of that UW, Stanford, WSU, and Cal all have better coaching staffs than them. They're fucked and they don't even know it yet.

This aged well

Literally nothing that moron ever wrote aged well. There has never been a more stubbornly stupid human being in the history of Western civilization.

UW Tacoma
 
Very late to this, but Buelow and Kalepo were always overrated by Doog fans. 4 star, but I never saw it with either. With the info from the NFL draft that smaller OL tend to end up better players, they were not great gets. Both need a couple years to lose some weight and get in shape. Then they are raw on the OL and slow footed already.

Give me Peacock over both those guys. He’s more of the raw clay than both Buelow and Kalepo.

Kalepo was more than worth a scholly for his recruiting prowess.

Definitely. He was a ringleader and a good kid, but both are problems when relying on stars. Both had their struggles in high school and are/were huge projects.
 
Very late to this, but Buelow and Kalepo were always overrated by Doog fans. 4 star, but I never saw it with either. With the info from the NFL draft that smaller OL tend to end up better players, they were not great gets. Both need a couple years to lose some weight and get in shape. Then they are raw on the OL and slow footed already.

Give me Peacock over both those guys. He’s more of the raw clay than both Buelow and Kalepo.

Kid bleeds Purple and Gold.

Anyways, I remember when Fr. Lincoln Kennedy tripped and fell running Gassers --multiple times. Then, Huey got better.
 
Very late to this, but Buelow and Kalepo were always overrated by Doog fans. 4 star, but I never saw it with either. With the info from the NFL draft that smaller OL tend to end up better players, they were not great gets. Both need a couple years to lose some weight and get in shape. Then they are raw on the OL and slow footed already.

Give me Peacock over both those guys. He’s more of the raw clay than both Buelow and Kalepo.

Kid bleeds Purple and Gold.

Anyways, I remember when Fr. Lincoln Kennedy tripped and fell running Gassers --multiple times. Then, Huey got better.

Seriously. They didn't sign Kalepo or Buelow to play as RS Fr. Those two will be ready after three years in the program. They have a lot of technique to fine tune, but they have the body mass for it.
 
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