Was it Ern or Buck who has a crush on Hallie Jackson?

[UW_Doog_Bot]

lol there are no single chicks at bowl games

Serious 40 yr old virgin vibes.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Let’s be honest. She’s probably several levels higher than most of you guys could pull.
I’m relatively confident that @sledog has never kissed a woman.

How did lovers day turn out Bucky? Any special stories to share, spouts with your cheating man? I know the temptation to cheat is big on Valentines day with your type, im guilty with mine, but dont hate me. Ive dangled 2 splitskins on V-day before. Its complicated but Bot pulled it off, endulging in both extremes of the human color spectrum and in the same day/night.

Let us harken back to '03, a dirty rainy day in Gorst. PLSS was dumb enough to go into that little strip club, right at that big bend in highhway before Kitsap way in Bremerton. As there's nothing else to do in Bremerton, my bro and I chose that over bowling.

This fresh little colored stripper sat down to talk. Wasnt the typical "you want a VIP dance" ploy for cash? She was like "you wanna fuck Bot"?, in so many words with her eyes. Being I had already dumped in the old haybag before I left the house, I was already happy and content, and as you can imagine, super tired from the long drive.

Insert blow and whiskey! Bot was soon putting on a poundins to a little black beauty with the energy of Harry Reams. Shoulda seen me Buck. Not bad for a special valentines day. Thats when I got hooked on black women I think. Generally there's some downtime after a long night of making love, Not so fast!

Now you Bucky? Remember, Its not a competition, just a fun conversation on a football forum out of season. Do tell buddy, how'd it unravel? 

Nice name replacement. Heh.

 

[HuskyBuck]

I know it’s hard to understand, but when you’re not a scrub,can calculate an unemployment rate, and not a social retard, it’s fairly easy to pull some trim. When you can’t afford a $29 Hardcore Husky membership…that’s another story.

Can you imagine the car that fucker drives? You think he even has a car?

 

[EverettChris]

I report, you decide.

I mean she's like a 6. Let's not get carried away.
But I'd smash any 6.

When I was single, young, and full of cum, sure. She’s not fugly. She’s an 8 at 1am.

 

[HuskyBuck]

Thank God your daughter got the one intelligent sperm. I think the reason why is because the rest of your sperm is dumb as you are and got lost on the way to the egg.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Thank God your daughter got the one intelligent sperm. I think the reason why is because the rest of your sperm is dumb as you are and got lost on the way to the egg.

Desperate for attention today.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Thank God your daughter got the one intelligent sperm. I think the reason why is because the rest of your sperm is dumb as you are and got lost on the way to the egg.

Desperate for attention today.

Desperate every day