Was it Ern or Buck who has a crush on Hallie Jackson?
- Thread starter PurpleThrobber
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I say 4 as long as we are excluding fatties from the scale...
Butt stuff and enthusiasm can definitely get you points though.
Had a girl who I was friends with after college who was in the 4-5 category but damned if she didn't ride the D like it was the Olympics everytime I bothered to text her.
We'd be at a party and I'd be chatting up some 7-8 but she'd get in my ear. Start talking shit about how that girl would probably be a boring lay and wouldn't even give me a blow job before sticking it in. Then start in with all the nasty ring sting I could give her and how she wanted me to leave hand marks on her ass. Damned if 60% of the time it didn't work everytime.
She was always good for a morning session and never bothered me about commitment or feelings either. Just solid FWB situation.
Can I get her number?
I'll sext you pics in the alien rape chamber.
#bringbackthegaycabal
Pitchfork51
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J?
How did lovers day turn out Bucky? Any special stories to share, spouts with your cheating man? I know the temptation to cheat is big on Valentines day with your type, im guilty with mine, but dont hate me. Ive dangled 2 splitskins on V-day before. Its complicated but Bot pulled it off, endulging in both extremes of the human color spectrum and in the same day/night.
Let us harken back to '03, a dirty rainy day in Gorst. PLSS was dumb enough to go into that little strip club, right at that big bend in highhway before Kitsap way in Bremerton. As there's nothing else to do in Bremerton, my bro and I chose that over bowling.
This fresh little colored stripper sat down to talk. Wasnt the typical "you want a VIP dance" ploy for cash? She was like "you wanna fuck Bot"?, in so many words with her eyes. Being I had already dumped in the old haybag before I left the house, I was already happy and content, and as you can imagine, super tired from the long drive.
Insert blow and whiskey! Bot was soon putting on a poundins to a little black beauty with the energy of Harry Reams. Shoulda seen me Buck. Not bad for a special valentines day. Thats when I got hooked on black women I think. Generally there's some downtime after a long night of making love, Not so fast!
Now you Bucky? Remember, Its not a competition, just a fun conversation on a football forum out of season. Do tell buddy, how'd it unravel?
Bucky, Bucky.. what's the difference? #botenvy. Cunt envy more like it. You should enjoy a little fuzz sometime. Might like it. Problem is it will cost your month salary, then what? Lofl
CallMeBigErn
New Fish
Guys….you should get out more. I nailed a Texas woman at the sugar bowl last year. In fact….I nailed a Penn St woman at the Fiesta Bowl years ago. I’m trying to complete the New Years Six.
Yoi guys should try it instead of giving each other boners here.
Yoi guys should try it instead of giving each other boners here.
If you cared about paying attention lube tube, you'd know J has this shit coming. Nothing personal tenderbottom, just message board material. Happy new year.
I can get away with it. You bucky? Cant get away 1st, 2nd or third. Youre just not interesting. Bump the lexapro up to 20mg and call dr bot in 60 days. If that doesnt solve your problems we'll move on to another anti-depressant, anti psychotic.
Im worried about some poor girl on the green-river trail. I know youve been stalking, looking to pounce, luring one into the bitchin t-top. Do it the right way..brush your teeth, comb your 1 hair, put the dockers on and do it buddy. Be careful though, Gary Ridgeway kinda blew your cover
Translation- "She goes to a different school; you wouldn't know her"
Pitchfork51
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lol there are no single chicks at bowl games
You’re a fat old loser in his 60s on an obscure message forum that beats you up every day.
I strive for that level of masochism. Happy New Year.
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