Was it a cab that drinks like merlot?

I want my? offensive coordinator to drink whiskey & whisky.

And if you're going to drink wine, for fuck's sake, don't call it vino. That's super gay.

It's only not gay if youre in Latin America or Spain

Italians invented wine, you swine.

Calling wine "vino" is a pet peeve of mine. If you're gonna speak Italian, then speak Italian. Don't just suddenly switch for one word.

Is there something about the word "wine" that people don't like? It's a perfectly good English word that means the exact same thing.

Italians also invented the telephone, but I don't see any English speakers calling it a "telefono".

 
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Me too except I was already home

I drank a pitcher of Rainier in Edmonds.

I took a couple chugs of Basil Hayden rye on my way out the door to dinner with my wife and kids. I then drank like four 8% imperial IPAs while watching notre dame clown stomp SC to the chagrin of my wife. I’m pretty sure I talked a bunch of shit, then went home and drank more whiskey, and passed out trying to rewatch the gayme. I did not get victory coitus, then my two year old woke us up at 6 in the morning. FML

Come on @EsophagealFeces !! Basil Hayden is for fags, pal. 80 proof bourbons are shit as fuck.
 
I want my? offensive coordinator to drink whiskey & whisky.

And if you're going to drink wine, for fuck's sake, don't call it vino. That's super gay.

Well maybe just maybe he was looking forward to some victory coitus and the wine was shared? That said, any lady who will drink whiskey in celebration of a Dawg win over Oregon is worth have victory sex with!

Almost any lady…
 
Saying Wine just always reminds me* of a jewish girl I used to know - vino reminds me of cheap in the box. TNWWT, box vino can be good for volume indulgence.

*and the racist joke that went with it
 
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Me too except I was already home

I drank a pitcher of Rainier in Edmonds.

I took a couple chugs of Basil Hayden rye on my way out the door to dinner with my wife and kids. I then drank like four 8% imperial IPAs while watching notre dame clown stomp SC to the chagrin of my wife. I’m pretty sure I talked a bunch of shit, then went home and drank more whiskey, and passed out trying to rewatch the gayme. I did not get victory coitus, then my two year old woke us up at 6 in the morning. FML

Come on @EsophagealFeces !! Basil Hayden is for fags, pal. 80 proof bourbons are shit as fuck.

I didn’t buy it. A friend gave it to me for my birthday. Apparently I need a better friend
 
I want my? offensive coordinator to drink whiskey & whisky.

And if you're going to drink wine, for fuck's sake, don't call it vino. That's super gay.

It's only not gay if youre in Latin America or Spain

Italians invented wine, you swine.

Calling wine "vino" is a pet peeve of mine. If you're gonna speak Italian, then speak Italian. Don't just suddenly switch for one word.

Is there something about the word "wine" that people don't like? It's a perfectly good English word that means the exact same thing.

Italians also invented the telephone, but I don't see any English speakers calling it a "telefono".

Great point amigo!
 
Im not sure what it would have been labeled but his drink definitely originated as a potato

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Me too except I was already home

I drank a pitcher of Rainier in Edmonds.

I took a couple chugs of Basil Hayden rye on my way out the door to dinner with my wife and kids. I then drank like four 8% imperial IPAs while watching notre dame clown stomp SC to the chagrin of my wife. I’m pretty sure I talked a bunch of shit, then went home and drank more whiskey, and passed out trying to rewatch the gayme. I did not get victory coitus, then my two year old woke us up at 6 in the morning. FML

Come on @EsophagealFeces !! Basil Hayden is for fags, pal. 80 proof bourbons are shit as fuck.

Gotta agree with this. Far as a good, not so expensive bourbon, Buffalo Trace can’t be beat. Can’t be. And IDC about the “proof”…Hell, we make it as “proof” as you think you are badass enough to drink, maintain, pass out then get ass raped….not really but get fucked with…..we call that, “stump broke”….

But taste? BT is excellent.
 
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Gotta agree with this. Far as a good, not so expensive bourbon, Buffalo Trace can’t be beat. Can’t be. And IDC about the “proof”…Hell, we make it as “proof” as you think you are badass enough to drink, maintain, pass out then get ass raped….not really but get fucked with…..we call that, “stump broke”….

But taste? BT is excellent.

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Gotta agree with this. Far as a good, not so expensive bourbon, Buffalo Trace can’t be beat. Can’t be. And IDC about the “proof”…Hell, we make it as “proof” as you think you are badass enough to drink, maintain, pass out then get ass raped….not really but get fucked with…..we call that, “stump broke”….

But taste? BT is excellent.

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Great take. Great fucking take….this is new .

“It Just means More!”…

(In saying that, DJ just woke up and has arrived, I see him on the prowl, making posts, answering threads and I’m about to sneak out of here).

I’ll catch ya later, Gator..(SWIDT?)
 
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Me too except I was already home

I drank a pitcher of Rainier in Edmonds.

I took a couple chugs of Basil Hayden rye on my way out the door to dinner with my wife and kids. I then drank like four 8% imperial IPAs while watching notre dame clown stomp SC to the chagrin of my wife. I’m pretty sure I talked a bunch of shit, then went home and drank more whiskey, and passed out trying to rewatch the gayme. I did not get victory coitus, then my two year old woke us up at 6 in the morning. FML

Come on @EsophagealFeces !! Basil Hayden is for fags, pal. 80 proof bourbons are shit as fuck.

Gotta agree with this. Far as a good, not so expensive bourbon, Buffalo Trace can’t be beat. Can’t be. And IDC about the “proof”…Hell, we make it as “proof” as you think you are badass enough to drink, maintain, pass out then get ass raped….not really but get fucked with…..we call that, “stump broke”….

But taste? BT is excellent.

More of a Woodford guy myself, pod but to each his own.
 
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