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What the fuck is lululemon?

Local athletic clothing brand out of Vancouver. If you're ever able to spend time away from the dingy glow of your computer screen feel free to squeeze yourself into some 9in running shorts or some high-waisted leggings if you need help hiding a belly. Typically they're marketed for women but it's 2023 and I just want you feel comfortable supporting my economy
 
What the fuck is lululemon?

Local athletic clothing brand out of Vancouver. If you're ever able to spend time away from the dingy glow of your computer screen feel free to squeeze yourself into some 9in running shorts or some high-waisted leggings if you need help hiding a belly. Typically they're marketed for women but it's 2023 and I just want you feel comfortable supporting my economy

Lululemon shorts/sweats are about the most comfortable shit you can buy that isn't your cum and piss stained husky sweats you wear while shitpoasting on hardcore husky.

Only poors and fatties hate the Lu's.
 
Beats Suck

True but they're the Starbucks or Lululemon of headphones. Solid product but with all the cultural flex

They kick out some bass which the kiddies equate with good sound.

Don’t you dare bash my Lululemon workout shorts !!

My son had a pair that were fine...comfortable, good sound if you adjust the bass a bit...but they broke the first time his fat headed friend put them on. Not money well spent.

Tell your kids they can’t have fat friends next time.

Kid wasn't fat. His head was just fucking huge. He was on my baseball team and I had to give him my hat when he was 9. The youth hats covered about half of his head.

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Beats Suck

True but they're the Starbucks or Lululemon of headphones. Solid product but with all the cultural flex

They kick out some bass which the kiddies equate with good sound.

Don’t you dare bash my Lululemon workout shorts !!

No shame.

They make some great shorts. Ask @Doogles

Sorry to put you bruh.

I live on the wet side of the Cascades. Spending big money on shorts is probably the worst use of money in the history of man.
 
Beats Suck

True but they're the Starbucks or Lululemon of headphones. Solid product but with all the cultural flex

They kick out some bass which the kiddies equate with good sound.

Don’t you dare bash my Lululemon workout shorts !!

No shame.

They make some great shorts. Ask @Doogles

Sorry to put you bruh.

I live on the wet side of the Cascades. Spending big money on shorts is probably the worst use of money in the history of man.

I’ve only worn shorts since April 1st and plan to keep this streak going until November 1st unless we take a trip to Colorado/New Mexico in October.
 
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