Vision Quest: The Trail of Beers

[backthepack]

Reading this has made it abundantly clear how try hard white and slow strategy I am.

You are the ying to my yang.

I hear ya. I feel like I could hang with Swaye no problem in a beer drinking competition or catching west slope cutties. Maybe even be a good wingman at the Cosmo because you can't teach height. But tattoos, coke and strip club employees are out of my comfort zone. No use in fighting it.

I bet you could probably out drink me.[/b] You tall fuckers usually can put it away. I did a bunch of PM'ing with Dennis awhile back to better understand FS, and what I learned is that probably the most FS part of the entire trip wasn't the booze, strippers or coke. It's that I drove over 6000 miles in two weeks and only had about 4 locations planned when I left. Probably stupid since nobody ever even knew where I was. Then again, if I died, who would have cared? CLS probably would have been relieved if I hadn't shown back up tbh.

It's just not in your? genes. Us Eurofags have a head start of like 11,000 years in our DNA.

Eastern Euros can pack it away like mfers.

 

[YellowSnow]

Reading this has made it abundantly clear how try hard white and slow strategy I am.

You are the ying to my yang.

I hear ya. I feel like I could hang with Swaye no problem in a beer drinking competition or catching west slope cutties. Maybe even be a good wingman at the Cosmo because you can't teach height. But tattoos, coke and strip club employees are out of my comfort zone. No use in fighting it.

I bet you could probably out drink me.[/b] You tall fuckers usually can put it away. I did a bunch of PM'ing with Dennis awhile back to better understand FS, and what I learned is that probably the most FS part of the entire trip wasn't the booze, strippers or coke. It's that I drove over 6000 miles in two weeks and only had about 4 locations planned when I left. Probably stupid since nobody ever even knew where I was. Then again, if I died, who would have cared? CLS probably would have been relieved if I hadn't shown back up tbh.

It's just not in your? genes. Us Eurofags have a head start of like 11,000 years in our DNA.

Eastern Euros can pack it away like mfers.

 

[Pitchfork51]

Reading this has made it abundantly clear how try hard white and slow strategy I am.

You are the ying to my yang.

I hear ya. I feel like I could hang with Swaye no problem in a beer drinking competition or catching west slope cutties. Maybe even be a good wingman at the Cosmo because you can't teach height. But tattoos, coke and strip club employees are out of my comfort zone. No use in fighting it.

I bet you could probably out drink me.[/b] You tall fuckers usually can put it away. I did a bunch of PM'ing with Dennis awhile back to better understand FS, and what I learned is that probably the most FS part of the entire trip wasn't the booze, strippers or coke. It's that I drove over 6000 miles in two weeks and only had about 4 locations planned when I left. Probably stupid since nobody ever even knew where I was. Then again, if I died, who would have cared? CLS probably would have been relieved if I hadn't shown back up tbh.

It's just not in your? genes. Us Eurofags have a head start of like 11,000 years in our DNA.

oh boy

that may be one of the more racist pics yet

just shut it down derek

 

[MikeDamone]

I read the first sentence. Had no idea you were gone

 

[backthepack]

Reading this has made it abundantly clear how try hard white and slow strategy I am.

You are the ying to my yang.

I hear ya. I feel like I could hang with Swaye no problem in a beer drinking competition or catching west slope cutties. Maybe even be a good wingman at the Cosmo because you can't teach height. But tattoos, coke and strip club employees are out of my comfort zone. No use in fighting it.

I bet you could probably out drink me.[/b] You tall fuckers usually can put it away. I did a bunch of PM'ing with Dennis awhile back to better understand FS, and what I learned is that probably the most FS part of the entire trip wasn't the booze, strippers or coke. It's that I drove over 6000 miles in two weeks and only had about 4 locations planned when I left. Probably stupid since nobody ever even knew where I was. Then again, if I died, who would have cared? CLS probably would have been relieved if I hadn't shown back up tbh.

It's just not in your? genes. Us Eurofags have a head start of like 11,000 years in our DNA.

Eastern Euros can pack it away like mfers.

I say this of course as half eastern euro myself.

 

[PurpleReign]

I got rolled by a troop of girl scouts. Fucking merciless little bitches.

 

[seatownfunk]

A quarter pound of coke? NIIIIIIICE. That's 32 eight balls. At $150 an eight ball thats about $4800. Unless you got a connect. In any event, 32 eight balls in that short of time frame....Damn.

 

[CaptainPJ]

Notes*

• Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
• Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
• Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
• I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.

I really regret not picking you up for the trip. Could have saved myself the cost of the combo meal AND you might have saved my phone.

Plus we could have gone to Tijuana instead. It really would have made your Vegas trip seem like Disneyland.

Tijuana is just fucking gross

Yes, that's the point.

Notes*

• Have a bunch of family in Casper. Might be related to Crystal. If not, I'm sure one of my cousins has had to also settle for a sloppy blowie after a Jack in the Box combo meal. Possibly abundance.
• Coeur d’alene is pretty much Aryan Nation. Smart move wearing a MAGA cap. That place is so white even square heads need to watch out.
• Moab is the fucking shit as far as offroading. I have no doubt in 20 years they won't let people do all the stupid shit you can do there today. Get out there while the getting is good for those of you who haven't.
• I slept under a table at the Cosmo once.

I really regret not picking you up for the trip. Could have saved myself the cost of the combo meal AND you might have saved my phone.

Plus we could have gone to Tijuana instead. It really would have made your Vegas trip seem like Disneyland.

I was drunk in Tijuana in the early 90's stumbling around after midnight looking for a donkey show. 5 Messicans jumped me and stomped a mudhole in my ass. I came to in the street beside a gutter with no wallet, many lacerations and contusions and never even found the goddamn donkey show. No mas Tijuana.

I've lived in Mexico, speak Messican basically fluently, and spent many nights in the seediest shithole parts of TJ in my late teens and early 20's bc it was cheap and you didn't need a fake ID. Also, you used to be able to cross the border with a driver's license.

I'm like the Swaye version of Yellow Snow or the Yellow Snow version of Swaye. I haven't figure it out yet.

I'm the one at the hotel in Vegas with @Swaye who is just sober enough to answer the door when the cops show up while the rest of you are busy with the coke mirror in the bedroom.

You basically just described the best wingman in the world. Drunk party animal who stays just sober enough to make sure nobody gets arrested or goes home with an obscenely fat chick.

TBH I would actively encourage any of my friends going home with an obscenely fat chick just for the future laughs it would create. I'm pretty sure that's the HH way.

Plus, most of my friends would laugh about it with me the next day while trying to drink away their sins.

If you can't laugh at yourself out here, you aren't going to last long.

Yeah but I've already fucked plenty of gross plump chicks, so I am in avoidance mode.

It’s called “slump busting!”

Step.your.game.up!

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

I got rolled by a troop of girl scouts. Fucking merciless little bitches.

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