UW Recruiters Tiers: Picture Thread

[dnc]

Tier 1 - Bruce Wayne

Lake

Tier 2 - Can't argue with results but that doesn't mean we have to understand them



Malloe

Tier 3 - Threat to score at any time

Bush
Lubick
Huff

Tier 4 - Not a star but solid guy to have on your side



Gregory

Tier 5 - If looks could fuck

Harris

Tier 6 - Spends a lot of tim JackJacking it

Bonerpopper
PaoPao

Tier 7 - Probably going to be responsible for DDY's untimely Bourdaining

Kwat

 

[Swaye]

I will never remember 7 tiers. Can we compress this to 4?

Bruce Wayne - Lake
Ron Jeremy - Malloe, Bush, Lubick, Huff
Beck - Gregory, Bonerpoper, PaoPao
Spooge - Kwat

Harris is undefined.

This simpler list would really help me.

 

[Swaye]

Self chinned because the Spooge tier was a real stroke of genius.

 

[dnc]

I will never remember 7 tiers. Can we compress this to 4?

Bruce Wayne - Lake
Ron Jeremy - Malloe, Bush, Lubick, Huff
Beck - Gregory, Bonerpoper, PaoPao
Spooge - Kwat

Harris is undefined.

This simpler list would really help me.

Anything for you Cumosabe

 

[1to392831weretaken]

There needs to be a tier that's above even Bruce Wayne/Tier 1. The illustration for this tier can just be an open briefcase full of cash, a mysteriously titled Escalade on 22s, and a sleazy looking used car salesman holding immigration documents.

 

[dnc]

There needs to be a tier that's above even Bruce Wayne/Tier 1. The illustration for this tier can just be an open briefcase full of cash, a mysteriously titled Escalade on 22s, and a sleazy looking used car salesman holding immigration documents.

Tier Tosh?

 

[1to392831weretaken]

There needs to be a tier that's above even Bruce Wayne/Tier 1. The illustration for this tier can just be an open briefcase full of cash, a mysteriously titled Escalade on 22s, and a sleazy looking used car salesman holding immigration documents.

Tier Tosh?

Perfect!

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

God Tier: Lake
Exalted human Tier: Bush, Malloe
I question your status as an exalted human, but you can still prove me wrong Tier: Matt Lubick
If I could post Rolls Royces on my Insta we could probably get some black people on our team Tier: Will Harris
Using twitter to Yankoff Tier: KB and Paopao
Wanna go hiking with white people? Tier: Bob
I make Hitler look like a guy who was simply skeptical about Affirmative Action Tier: Kwiatkowski

 

[dnc]

God Tier: Lake
Exalted human Tier: Bush, Malloe
I question your status as an exalted human, but you can still prove me wrong Tier: Matt Lubick
If I could post Rolls Royces on my Insta we could probably get some black people on our team Tier: Will Harris
Using twitter to Yankoff Tier: KB and Paopao
Wanna go hiking with white people? Tier: Bob
I make Hitler look like a guy who was simply skeptical about Affirmative Action Tier: Kwiatkowski

Why do you have Scottallica?

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

God Tier: Lake
Exalted human Tier: Bush, Malloe
I question your status as an exalted human, but you can still prove me wrong Tier: Matt Lubick
If I could post Rolls Royces on my Insta we could probably get some black people on our team Tier: Will Harris
Using twitter to Yankoff Tier: KB and Paopao
Wanna go hiking with white people? Tier: Bob
I make Hitler look like a guy who was simply skeptical about Affirmative Action Tier: Kwiatkowski

Why do you have Scottallica?

It’s hard to keep white people straight sometimes.

 

[FireCohen]

Is it me? Or it feels like Ikaika is recruiting pretty much our whole class with all the poly commits we got

 

[HillsboroDuck]

Tier 1 - Bruce Wayne

Lake

Tier 2 - Can't argue with results but that doesn't mean we have to understand them

View attachment 465

Malloe

Tier 3 - Threat to score at any time

Bush
Lubick
Huff

Tier 4 - Not a star but solid guy to have on your side

View attachment 466

Gregory

Tier 5 - If looks could fuck

Harris

Tier 6 - Spends a lot of tim JackJacking it

Bonerpopper
PaoPao

Tier 7 - Probably going to be responsible for DDY's untimely Bourdaining

Kwat

Update:

Five Stars: Lake and Malloe

Four Stars: Huff and Bush

Three Star: Gregory

Two Stars: Kwat, Boner and PaoPao

One Star (not evaluated): Harris and Adams

Malloe adds an extra star. Kwat is trending in the right direction. Lubick is public enemy #1.

Will be interesting to see if we upgrade from PaoPao, Boner or Harris.

 

[sinceredawg]

Tier 1 - Bruce Wayne

Lake

Tier 2 - Can't argue with results but that doesn't mean we have to understand them

View attachment 465

Malloe

Tier 3 - Threat to score at any time

Bush
Lubick
Huff

Tier 4 - Not a star but solid guy to have on your side

View attachment 466

Gregory

Tier 5 - If looks could fuck

Harris

Tier 6 - Spends a lot of tim JackJacking it

Bonerpopper
PaoPao

Tier 7 - Probably going to be responsible for DDY's untimely Bourdaining

Kwat

Update:

Five Stars: Lake and Malloe

Four Stars: Huff and Bush

Three Star: Gregory

Two Stars: Kwat, Boner and PaoPao

One Star (not evaluated): Harris and Adams

Malloe adds an extra star. Kwat is trending in the right direction. Lubick is public enemy #1.

Will be interesting to see if we upgrade from PaoPao, Boner or Harris.

We won't.