UW Athletic Department Logic

[haie]

I read last night that Oregon State's attendance is truly fucked for this year because if the proof of vaccine policy. They were seeing a rise in season tickets during the summer and that dropped off right after they announced it. They've admitted that feedback has spelled out that it's because of the vaccine requirement. They're trying everything they can to turn that around before UW comes into town.

It was barely mentioned but Oregon has been affected too.

They are in a blue state, but in hick land where a much larger percentage of their fans are not down with having to get a test or the vaxx.

In Seattle there's minimally an equal number of fans cheering on the vaxx policies because Centrist City.

 

[Seven_Eleven]

So what if someone catches Covid on Thursday or Friday?

Cut off your hand.

 

[DerekJohnson]

I read last night that Oregon State's attendance is truly fucked for this year because if the proof of vaccine policy. They were seeing a rise in season tickets during the summer and that dropped off right after they announced it. They've admitted that feedback has spelled out that it's because of the vaccine requirement. They're trying everything they can to turn that around before UW comes into town.

It was barely mentioned but Oregon has been affected too.

They are in a blue state, but in hick land where a much larger percentage of their fans are not down with having to get a test or the vaxx.

In Seattle there's minimally an equal number of fans cheering on the vaxx policies because Centrist City.

It didn't seem to impact the Seahawks

 

[pawz]

I read last night that Oregon State's attendance is truly fucked for this year because if the proof of vaccine policy. They were seeing a rise in season tickets during the summer and that dropped off right after they announced it. They've admitted that feedback has spelled out that it's because of the vaccine requirement. They're trying everything they can to turn that around before UW comes into town.

It was barely mentioned but Oregon has been affected too.

They are in a blue state, but in hick land where a much larger percentage of their fans are not down with having to get a test or the vaxx.

In Seattle there's minimally an equal number of fans cheering on the vaxx policies because Centrist City.

It didn't seem to impact the Seahawks

The price of tickets in the secondary market was certainly impacted.

 

[RaceBannon]

People need to do what they are told

 

[DerekJohnson]

I read last night that Oregon State's attendance is truly fucked for this year because if the proof of vaccine policy. They were seeing a rise in season tickets during the summer and that dropped off right after they announced it. They've admitted that feedback has spelled out that it's because of the vaccine requirement. They're trying everything they can to turn that around before UW comes into town.

It was barely mentioned but Oregon has been affected too.

They are in a blue state, but in hick land where a much larger percentage of their fans are not down with having to get a test or the vaxx.

In Seattle there's minimally an equal number of fans cheering on the vaxx policies because Centrist City.

It didn't seem to impact the Seahawks

The price of tickets in the secondary market was certainly impacted.

I'm obviously talking about butts in seats.

 

[RoadDawg55]

Virtue signal that you’re vaccinated by wearing a west and for 2+ months …

Additionally, season ticket holders who wish to receive a wristband for the entirety of the season can stop by the Husky Ticket Office inside Graves Hall between 9 a.m. and 4 p.m. on Wednesday (Sept. 22), Thursday (Sept. 23) & Friday (Sept. 24). These wristbands will need to stay on for the entire season and are not removable. Season ticket holders can also provide a negative COVID test (test must be taken after 6:30 p.m. on Wednesday) to receive a day of game wristband from the ticket office during the above hours.

So what if someone catches Covid on Thursday or Friday?

Wear that wristband and you’re in baby. This shit is crazy.

 

[ntxduck]

I read last night that Oregon State's attendance is truly fucked for this year because if the proof of vaccine policy. They were seeing a rise in season tickets during the summer and that dropped off right after they announced it. They've admitted that feedback has spelled out that it's because of the vaccine requirement. They're trying everything they can to turn that around before UW comes into town.

It was barely mentioned but Oregon has been affected too.

They are in a blue state, but in hick land where a much larger percentage of their fans are not down with having to get a test or the vaxx.

In Seattle there's minimally an equal number of fans cheering on the vaxx policies because Centrist City.

Yeah lane and Benton counties are notoriously conservative

 

[Joey]

I read the directions as if you are a season ticket holder you have the choice of getting a full season wristband so that you don’t have to waste time getting verified every game. I’ll get verified however I like, whenever I like, beer in hand, middle finger in the other

 

[haie]

So then the wristband you got at the Arkansas State game only saves you time for the Cal game this weekend. Fucking amazing.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

The Pack Never Runs Alone*


* we're always watching

 

[Tequilla]

I read the directions as if you are a season ticket holder you have the choice of getting a full season wristband so that you don’t have to waste time getting verified every game. I’ll get verified however I like, whenever I like, beer in hand, middle finger in the other

Bingo

I imagine the thought process of the AD going something like this ...

Senior Ranking AD Person: "Hey, I bet our season ticket holders would like convenience in getting into the stadium instead of the shit show that comes with a lack of social distancing in line while ushers that can't read cell phones try to validate people being vaccinated. What can we do to facilitate?"

Junior Ad Person: "Why don't we give a form of identification that gives instant access - sort of like the line that has no bags"

White Male in AD: "The no purse line is the greatest invention ever - watching people unpack their bags/purses slowly is maddening"

Jen Cohen: You're fired

Intern Working under #ScoDucks: "Why don't we partner with UW Medicine and have them create hospital style bracelets that will last for 2+ months ... it's stable, cost effective, can't be faked, and easy for the ushers to identify"

Jen Cohen: "Great idea ... you're hired as an Associate AD after your internship wraps up"

 

[HuskyJW]

I read the directions as if you are a season ticket holder you have the choice of getting a full season wristband so that you don’t have to waste time getting verified every game. I’ll get verified however I like, whenever I like, beer in hand, middle finger in the other

Bingo

I imagine the thought process of the AD going something like this ...

Senior Ranking AD Person: "Hey, I bet our season ticket holders would like convenience in getting into the stadium instead of the shit show that comes with a lack of social distancing in line while ushers that can't read cell phones try to validate people being vaccinated. What can we do to facilitate?"

Junior Ad Person: "Why don't we give a form of identification that gives instant access - sort of like the line that has no bags"

White Male in AD: "The no purse line is the greatest invention ever - watching people unpack their bags/purses slowly is maddening"

Jen Cohen: You're fired

Intern Working under #ScoDucks: "Why don't we partner with UW Medicine and have them create hospital style bracelets that will last for 2+ months ... it's stable, cost effective, can't be faked, and easy for the ushers to identify"

Jen Cohen: "Great idea ... you're hired as an Associate AD after your internship wraps up"

From working at a college in a former life. I can tell you this is exactly the line of thinking and probably verbatim I am sure.

 

[Pitchfork51]

What does the wristband actually get you? What stadium policies change for people with wristbands on?

You can probably avoid the long lines to get in.

People would have to actually come to the games for that to happen...

I guess I'm just wondering because wristbands are nothing new to me. I have to wear one the whole time I'm at the track every time I go, as it tells the track staff that I've signed the hold harmless agreement. I've also been to plenty of events where the wristband actually aids in convenience (sort of like what you're saying). These have always been "guy with wristband has been carded, so freely dispense booze."

I guess I'm wondering what the wristband is for because I don't give a shit about a wristband if it improves my experience in some way, like don't have to wear a mask, [/b]don't have to be carded for booze (I'm an in-your-forties looser who still looks 12), etc. If, as I suspect, it takes the place of having to show a vaccine card to get in, then what the fuck is the point? The line for the wristband would be just as long as the line to show a vax card.

And wearing the thing for months straight? Who's idiot idea was that!?

Why would you admit to being a murdering piece of shit. You should WANT to wear a mask. Otherwise people might think you voted Trump.

 

[Tequilla]

Also … well done by the AD sending out letters to season ticket holders tonight asking them to sell their excess inventory 72 hours before kickoff

Of course the tickets are at a discount … so it’s another middle finger to those that actually support the program

It’s amazing how bad they are at this

 

[haie]

Also … well done by the AD sending out letters to season ticket holders tonight asking them to sell their excess inventory 72 hours before kickoff

Of course the tickets are at a discount … so it’s another middle finger to those that actually support the program

It’s amazing how bad they are at this

They all sound like they have minors in math and brag about how good at "logic" they are on Twitter. That's how fucking stupid they sound.

 

[Tequilla]

Also … well done by the AD sending out letters to season ticket holders tonight asking them to sell their excess inventory 72 hours before kickoff

Of course the tickets are at a discount … so it’s another middle finger to those that actually support the program

It’s amazing how bad they are at this

They all sound like they have minors in math and brag about how good at "logic" they are on Twitter. That's how fucking stupid they sound.

Hardy Har Har …

Go fuck yourself

 

[haie]

Also … well done by the AD sending out letters to season ticket holders tonight asking them to sell their excess inventory 72 hours before kickoff

Of course the tickets are at a discount … so it’s another middle finger to those that actually support the program

It’s amazing how bad they are at this

They all sound like they have minors in math and brag about how good at "logic" they are on Twitter. That's how fucking stupid they sound.

Hardy Har Har …

Go fuck yourself

Do you even have to take differential equations to get a math minor? Honest question.

 

[Mad_Son]

Also … well done by the AD sending out letters to season ticket holders tonight asking them to sell their excess inventory 72 hours before kickoff

Of course the tickets are at a discount … so it’s another middle finger to those that actually support the program

It’s amazing how bad they are at this

They all sound like they have minors in math and brag about how good at "logic" they are on Twitter. That's how fucking stupid they sound.

Hardy Har Har …

Go fuck yourself

Do you even have to take differential equations to get a math minor? Honest question.

Yes.
https://math.washington.edu/math-minor

 

[haie]

Also … well done by the AD sending out letters to season ticket holders tonight asking them to sell their excess inventory 72 hours before kickoff

Of course the tickets are at a discount … so it’s another middle finger to those that actually support the program

It’s amazing how bad they are at this

They all sound like they have minors in math and brag about how good at "logic" they are on Twitter. That's how fucking stupid they sound.

Hardy Har Har …

Go fuck yourself

Do you even have to take differential equations to get a math minor? Honest question.

Yes.
https://math.washington.edu/math-minor

Weird, since Tequilla is such a retard. Then again math is just learning a system. Zero bugs to work out.