Utes vs Tree

@89ute what's the confidence level for this one?

Who wins?
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I'm shitting myself over this one, but then, I shit myself before all conference gaymes. This is one we've GOT to win with looming roadies of USC, Oregon, WSU and yooze. I'm looking at this as "get bowl eligible and any addition win is a better bowl" ... you've been there, you know.

Stanford passing is like one step better than OSU, but they haven't needed it. Love's carries are starting to climb the last two games, 30 against UCLA and 25 against ASU. That's a lot of carries but he still looks fresh. We've been good stopping the run against shit opponents so I'm going to find out a lot about our team Saturday.

The good thing about being an non-dominate team (in other words, not Worshington) is that gaymes like this are incredibly exciting. I shit you not, I'm shaking with excitement as I type this. You guys don't have a single fucking gayme on your schedule that will make you feel this way. I'm going to be so fucking Dooged by kickoff, I'll have trouble breathing. Plus it's Homecuming, I'm running the Homecoming 5K in the morning, looking to kick the shit out of a bunch of old fuckers, and a few young ones too.

So now that I'm worked up, fuck yeah, we win!!!!!11!!11 ... regardless of Troy's performance.
 
@89ute what's the confidence level for this one?

Who wins?
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I'm shitting myself over this one, but then, I shit myself before all conference gaymes. This is one we've GOT to win with looming roadies of USC, Oregon, WSU and yooze. I'm looking at this as "get bowl eligible and any addition win is a better bowl" ... you've been there, you know.

Stanford passing is like one step better than OSU, but they haven't needed it. Love's carries are starting to climb the last two games, 30 against UCLA and 25 against ASU. That's a lot of carries but he still looks fresh. We've been good stopping the run against shit opponents so I'm going to find out a lot about our team Saturday.

The good thing about being an non-dominate team (in other words, not Worshington) is that gaymes like this are incredibly exciting. I shit you not, I'm shaking with excitement as I type this. You guys don't have a single fucking gayme on your schedule that will make you feel this way. I'm going to be so fucking Dooged by kickoff, I'll have trouble breathing. Plus it's Homecuming, I'm running the Homecoming 5K in the morning, looking to kick the shit out of a bunch of old fuckers, and a few young ones too.

So now that I'm worked up, fuck yeah, we win!!!!!11!!11 ... regardless of Troy's performance.
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getting excited about the preseason, its hard.
 
@89ute what's the confidence level for this one?

Who wins?
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I'm shitting myself over this one, but then, I shit myself before all conference gaymes. This is one we've GOT to win with looming roadies of USC, Oregon, WSU and yooze. I'm looking at this as "get bowl eligible and any addition win is a better bowl" ... you've been there, you know.

Stanford passing is like one step better than OSU, but they haven't needed it. Love's carries are starting to climb the last two games, 30 against UCLA and 25 against ASU. That's a lot of carries but he still looks fresh. We've been good stopping the run against shit opponents so I'm going to find out a lot about our team Saturday.

The good thing about being an non-dominate team (in other words, not Worshington) is that gaymes like this are incredibly exciting. I shit you not, I'm shaking with excitement as I type this. You guys don't have a single fucking gayme on your schedule that will make you feel this way. I'm going to be so fucking Dooged by kickoff, I'll have trouble breathing. Plus it's Homecuming, I'm running the Homecoming 5K in the morning, looking to kick the shit out of a bunch of old fuckers, and a few young ones too.

So now that I'm worked up, fuck yeah, we win!!!!!11!!11 ... regardless of Troy's performance.
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But are you about to vomit
 
The Utes usually don't have this tough of a game this early in their schedule.

They usually get close to the top 10 ranking before they lose to every good team that they play.
 
@89ute what's the confidence level for this one?

Who wins?
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I'm shitting myself over this one, but then, I shit myself before all conference gaymes. This is one we've GOT to win with looming roadies of USC, Oregon, WSU and yooze. I'm looking at this as "get bowl eligible and any addition win is a better bowl" ... you've been there, you know.

Stanford passing is like one step better than OSU, but they haven't needed it. Love's carries are starting to climb the last two games, 30 against UCLA and 25 against ASU. That's a lot of carries but he still looks fresh. We've been good stopping the run against shit opponents so I'm going to find out a lot about our team Saturday.

The good thing about being an non-dominate team (in other words, not Worshington) is that gaymes like this are incredibly exciting. I shit you not, I'm shaking with excitement as I type this. You guys don't have a single fucking gayme on your schedule that will make you feel this way. I'm going to be so fucking Dooged by kickoff, I'll have trouble breathing. Plus it's Homecuming, I'm running the Homecoming 5K in the morning, looking to kick the shit out of a bunch of old fuckers, and a few young ones too.

So now that I'm worked up, fuck yeah, we win!!!!!11!!11 ... regardless of Troy's performance.
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I didn't realize your OOC schedule was similar garbage like ours* was. It's a true dive into the abyss with your run defense here. Costello is awful despite the media fellatio he's getting for not being Burns or CHRYST.
 
What exactly do you call a UTE DOOG? I've seen Quoog, Trooj, Coog, Doog, Doovil. Names beginning with vowels suck balls. Yoog? Yoot? Yooting? Yooging? I need someone less retarded than myself for answers. That should be about all of you. Thank you for your service.
 
@89ute what's the confidence level for this one?

Who wins?
Click to expand...

I'm shitting myself over this one, but then, I shit myself before all conference gaymes. This is one we've GOT to win with looming roadies of USC, Oregon, WSU and yooze. I'm looking at this as "get bowl eligible and any addition win is a better bowl" ... you've been there, you know.

Stanford passing is like one step better than OSU, but they haven't needed it. Love's carries are starting to climb the last two games, 30 against UCLA and 25 against ASU. That's a lot of carries but he still looks fresh. We've been good stopping the run against shit opponents so I'm going to find out a lot about our team Saturday.

The good thing about being an non-dominate team (in other words, not Worshington) is that gaymes like this are incredibly exciting. I shit you not, I'm shaking with excitement as I type this. You guys don't have a single fucking gayme on your schedule that will make you feel this way. I'm going to be so fucking Dooged by kickoff, I'll have trouble breathing. Plus it's Homecuming, I'm running the Homecoming 5K in the morning, looking to kick the shit out of a bunch of old fuckers, and a few young ones too.

So now that I'm worked up, fuck yeah, we win!!!!!11!!11 ... regardless of Troy's performance.
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I'm that way before every UW game. It's the battered spouse syndrome from years of neglect.
 
The Utes usually don't have this tough of a game this early in their schedule.

They usually get close to the top 10 ranking before they lose to every good team that they play.
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You couldn't be more wrong. We played and beat USC last year Sept 23rd.
2015 we played and beat Michigan 9/3 (10-3), Oregon 9/26 (9-4), Cal 10/10 (8-5).
2014 UCLA 10/4 (10-3) and I'll throw in a shitty Michigan team, at Michigan 9/20.
2013 Stanford 10/12 (11-3)

If you didn't have your head so firmly planted up your ass, you would have said something like this:

They usually get close to the top 10 ranking before they lose to every good team that they play in November.
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What exactly do you call a UTE DOOG? I've seen Quoog, Trooj, Coog, Doog, Doovil. Names beginning with vowels suck balls. Yoog? Yoot? Yooting? Yooging? I need someone less retarded than myself for answers. That should be about all of you. Thank you for your service.
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What exactly do you call a UTE DOOG? I've seen Quoog, Trooj, Coog, Doog, Doovil. Names beginning with vowels suck balls. Yoog? Yoot? Yooting? Yooging? I need someone less retarded than myself for answers. That should be about all of you. Thank you for your service.
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@89ute what's the confidence level for this one?

Who wins?
Click to expand...

I'm shitting myself over this one, but then, I shit myself before all conference gaymes. This is one we've GOT to win with looming roadies of USC, Oregon, WSU and yooze. I'm looking at this as "get bowl eligible and any addition win is a better bowl" ... you've been there, you know.

Stanford passing is like one step better than OSU, but they haven't needed it. Love's carries are starting to climb the last two games, 30 against UCLA and 25 against ASU. That's a lot of carries but he still looks fresh. We've been good stopping the run against shit opponents so I'm going to find out a lot about our team Saturday.

The good thing about being an non-dominate team (in other words, not Worshington) is that gaymes like this are incredibly exciting. I shit you not, I'm shaking with excitement as I type this. You guys don't have a single fucking gayme on your schedule that will make you feel this way. I'm going to be so fucking Dooged by kickoff, I'll have trouble breathing. Plus it's Homecuming, I'm running the Homecoming 5K in the morning, looking to kick the shit out of a bunch of old fuckers, and a few young ones too.

So now that I'm worked up, fuck yeah, we win!!!!!11!!11 ... regardless of Troy's performance.
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Sounds like you care.
 
It took 5 games, but Stanford found something that resembles an offense.

Utes are gonna get rolled.
 
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