Utah buys couch

[89ute]

https://twitter.com/johncanzanobft/status/887461677364465664

 

[Baseman]

https://twitter.com/johncanzanobft/status/887461677364465664

Troy Williams and D. Carrington together? May as well give Utah the PAC-12 Championship right now.

 

[CuntWaffle]

Who?

 

[PurpleThrobber]

armpit and anal. Why would you go anywhere else?

 

[89ute]

armpit and anal. Why would you go anywhere else?

Plus, oral is moral.

 

[YellowSnow]

So if he couldn't hack .08 in Oree-gon how's .05 in Utah gonna work out?

 

[89ute]

So if he couldn't hack .08 in Oree-gon how's .05 in Utah gonna work out?

If he joins our team the closest he'll ever get to alcohol is by driving past a convenience store. He'll be playing cards with our white kickers when he's not in the weight room or watching film. This I know.

 

[haie]

^ because Utah is fucking gay and Carrington is a fag/loser for
going there

 

[89ute]

looks like a done deal
http://oregon.247sports.com/Bolt/REPORT-Carrington-transferring-to-Utah-105457099

 

[YellowSnow]

 

[AZDuck]

This would be news if Troy Williams could find a receiver and throw the ball in his general direction... but he can't so... cool

 

[dnc]

looks like a done deal
http://oregon.247sports.com/Bolt/REPORT-Carrington-transferring-to-Utah-105457099

Looks like a done deal. Wide receiver. Running away from Oregon.

You of all people should be terrified by this combination of statements.

 

[Saracen]

So about that "Core Values" sign that hangs in the Utes locker room...

 

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

So about that "Core Values" sign that hangs in the Utes locker room...View attachment 10430

In Utah's defense, it's DUIs, plural. Not DUI, singular.

 

[rodmansrage]

He'll be playing cards with our white kickers

 

[AZDuck]

So about that "Core Values" sign that hangs in the Utes locker room...View attachment 10430

could also circle the one that sez "drugs"

 

[89ute]

So about that "Core Values" sign that hangs in the Utes locker room...View attachment 10430

We are the U, enough said on that.

 

[AZDuck]

@creepycoug , true?!?!!!?!

 

[creepycoug]

@creepycoug , true?!?!!!?!

I laffed; and then I laffed again. The U. Puhleeze. That second-rate program representing that second-rate school that serves as the flagship of that second-rate state barely belongs in the confrunce.

Using the "U"'s name in vein, even in jest, is completely nauseating.

I'll say this, again: Oregon was stupid to let Carrington go over this. The fact that he was picked up by a Pac 12 tells you all you need to know. It doesn't fucking matter. Who gives a shit.