USC hates Sark

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pat_hm

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My good friend is a SC alum and die hard Trojan fan. Loves the Petersen hire. Sark not so much; I received this text from him the other day:

"At the SC spring game, just caught myself thinking, "why the fuck is Steve Sarkisian our coach?"

He gave an over/under on the # of times Sark would call the spring game 'Awesome' at 24.

He later noted that Peter McBride, the long snapper and walk-on Robert Flewelling were signing autographs after the game. Can't miss material.

WATCH OUT SARK IS BUILDING SOMETHING SPECIAL IN LA

 
What are crossing routes......jealous boyfriends.....vegetables......and special teams.

Answer: Things Sark hates.
 
Best staff in the country
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I love how Sark has 2 associate head coaches in Tui and Sirmon (neither of which are the coordinators) and then an asst. head coach in Nansen (that should be retitled as Asst. Drinking/Tail Chasing Companion)
 
I love how Sark has 2 associate head coaches in Tui and Sirmon (neither of which are the coordinators) and then an asst. head coach in Nansen (that should be retitled as Asst. Drinking/Tail Chasing Companion)
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Those three will be his first firings too. Those three will be the ones he back stabs after year two is my guess as USC the heat will be turned up more quickly than at Warshington.
 
He gave an over/under on the # of times Sark would call the spring game 'Awesome' at 24.
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The same over/under on how many times Mark Helfrich will say we have some tough, tough dudes on the team this year.
 
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Sark is amazing... just needs better depth, man... you guys heard of the sanctions he's dealing with?
 
Sark is amazing... just needs better depth, man... you guys heard of the sanctions he's dealing with?
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ya know, Ty might have left Sark with only 13 future NFL players and a roster full of stiffs but that's nothing compared with the empty slots Sark has to deal with now.

 
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