http://ktla.com/2014/08/29/usc-foot...uits-accuses-coach-steve-sarkisian-of-racism/Huh?
I'm all for Sark humor, but I don't get this one at all. For something to be funny, doesn't it have to be at least slightly grounded in fact?
USC football team makes trip to movies to see 'Straight Outta Compton'
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http://ktla.com/2014/08/29/usc-foot...uits-accuses-coach-steve-sarkisian-of-racism/Huh?
I'm all for Sark humor, but I don't get this one at all. For something to be funny, doesn't it have to be at least slightly grounded in fact?
While he was keynote speaker at that Klan rally, I wonder if Sark started a Go Huskies! chant?
Meek
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LA Times headline on USC Training Camp...
USC training camp progress report: Players enjoy shaved ice
latimes.com/sports/usc/uscnow/la-sp-usc-training-camp-progress-report-20150815-story.html
USC training camp progress report: Players enjoy shaved ice
latimes.com/sports/usc/uscnow/la-sp-usc-training-camp-progress-report-20150815-story.html
Meek
New Fish
and if you don't want to click the link, here's the ENTIRE "article". The media in LA is lovin' the Sark era.
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for -- shaved ice.
USC Coach Steve Sarkisian treated players to flavored shaved ice after Saturday's practice on Brian Kennedy-Howard Jones Field, where the temperature hovered in the 90s.
Several players said they were accustomed to the heat. Others, however, altered their practice uniforms in an attempt to stay cool.
Tailback Justin Davis remain sidelined because of a hamstring injury, while offensive lineman Viane Talamaivao, who also has been nursing a sore hamstring, returned to limited drills.
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Cornerback Kevon Seymour hobbled to the trainer's table shortly after practice began and remained sidelined for the duration. Sarkisian said, through a spokesperson, that Seymour's injury was not serious.
The Trojans return to practice, which is open to the public, on Sunday at 2:30 p.m. PDT."
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for -- shaved ice.
USC Coach Steve Sarkisian treated players to flavored shaved ice after Saturday's practice on Brian Kennedy-Howard Jones Field, where the temperature hovered in the 90s.
Several players said they were accustomed to the heat. Others, however, altered their practice uniforms in an attempt to stay cool.
Tailback Justin Davis remain sidelined because of a hamstring injury, while offensive lineman Viane Talamaivao, who also has been nursing a sore hamstring, returned to limited drills.
See the most-read stories in Sports this hour >>
Cornerback Kevon Seymour hobbled to the trainer's table shortly after practice began and remained sidelined for the duration. Sarkisian said, through a spokesperson, that Seymour's injury was not serious.
The Trojans return to practice, which is open to the public, on Sunday at 2:30 p.m. PDT."
I remember posters here brb, jo over Mora taking UCLA to a Navy Seal camp. They were still undisciplined.
Goddammit, it's "shave ice" not "shaved ice". Fucking haoles!
On a side note, Sark's players are dropping like flies. Great S&C program as always...
On a side note, Sark's players are dropping like flies. Great S&C program as always...
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BallSacked
New Fish
I think the Navy Seal thing, and holding camps in a shit hole like San Bernardino, was done to beat the pussiness out of the program. I think that has largely worked and is the best aspect of Moras culture change. Maybe they're undisciplined but they aren't the soft team they've been for much of the program's history.
PurpleJ
New Fish
He was putting Buck Allen and Tre Madden on the flatbed and comparing suitability as a workhorse.http://ktla.com/2014/08/29/usc-foot...uits-accuses-coach-steve-sarkisian-of-racism/Huh?
I'm all for Sark humor, but I don't get this one at all. For something to be funny, doesn't it have to be at least slightly grounded in fact?
While he was keynote speaker at that Klan rally, I wonder if Sark started a Go Huskies! chant?
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KoolAidMan
New Fish
He's not fat. He's big-boned.
On an unrelated note, this thing needs to be PhotoShopped to look like a plunger. I know he wouldn't be the one wielding a plunger, but still.
KoolAidMan
New Fish
http://ktla.com/2014/08/29/usc-foot...uits-accuses-coach-steve-sarkisian-of-racism/Huh?
I'm all for Sark humor, but I don't get this one at all. For something to be funny, doesn't it have to be at least slightly grounded in fact?
Jim Rome on Sark's Racist Allegations
Sark is the wannabe Pete Carroll with all the frivolous shit, except Pete actually wins. A ton. He learned in New Yawk and Forboro that you can't let these assholes slack off too much, so he pushes competition hard. He's also way more competitive than Snark. And probably smarter. And less of a pussy.
TL, DR: You can do a lot of the fun, frivolous stuff if you know how to get results and don't lose by 30-40 points to LSU, AZ, Stanford etc.
TL, DR: You can do a lot of the fun, frivolous stuff if you know how to get results and don't lose by 30-40 points to LSU, AZ, Stanford etc.
creepycoug
Well-known poster
Huh?
I'm all for Sark humor, but I don't get this one at all. For something to be funny, doesn't it have to be at least slightly grounded in fact?
No. Not really.
creepycoug
Well-known poster
He's not fat. He's big-boned.
On an unrelated note, this thing needs to be PhotoShopped to look like a plunger. I know he wouldn't be the one wielding a plunger, but still.
Is it me, or does Sark look kinda' "special" in this one?
He's not fat. He's big-boned.
On an unrelated note, this thing needs to be PhotoShopped to look like a plunger. I know he wouldn't be the one wielding a plunger, but still.
Is it me, or does Sark look kinda' "special" in this one?
That's after the 8 shots of Patron.