USC fans already calling Seven "Snark"

What a cool week for snark. In n' Out truck at practice. Dance contests. Calling plays. 2-1 despite crippling sanctions. Just needs to clean a few things up in a great week of practice...for whatever reason.
 
when he has a chance to fix some things it's going to be really neat and USC will be competing for championships.

 
Side note: I love how the media and doogman posters acted like Sark's blowout win over Fresno State was really impressive. The next two Fresno State games.

@Utah - L 27-59
Nebraska- L 19-55

It's pretty evident Fresno State sucks.
 
That Trojan thread delivers. Three games into the season and they already have Trojan Half-Brains voicing their concern.
 
What a cool week for snark. In n' Out truck at practice. Dance contests. Calling plays. 2-1 despite crippling sanctions. Just needs to clean a few things up in a great week of practice...for whatever reason.

You have no idea the damage that Paul Hackett did.

 
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Side note: I love how the media and doogman posters acted like Sark's blowout win over Fresno State was really impressive. The next two Fresno State games.

@Utah - L 27-59
Nebraska- L 19-55

It's pretty evident Fresno State sucks.

Their win over Fresno resembled our win over Boise last year.
 
USC AD Pat Haden has announced that Coach Sark will feed assistant Johnny Nansen to a pack of Bruins following an early December practice, in anticipation of the "Battle for Los Angeles".

"Cool experience for our young men of Troy," commented a fatigued Sarkisian.
 
Seven is fucked.

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LIFPO.

I have an older brother with almost the same personality as Sark - INTP/ENTP. My brother gets very passive-aggressive when attacked.
Sark reads the message boards - his control of the Seattle media obviates that. As soon as the "seven" fans started turning on him in larger and larger numbers last year, I knew he was going to try to bail as soon as Kiffin got fired.
The way to attack Sark on the message boards is to constantly attack his intelligence and competency, this will turn "cool, dude brah" into a tense and passive-aggressive John Mackovic - and his players will turn on him. I highly endorse this... #:-S
 
LIFPO.

I have an older brother with almost the same personality as Sark - INTP/ENTP. My brother gets very passive-aggressive when attacked.
Sark reads the message boards - his control of the Seattle media obviates that. As soon as the "seven" fans started turning on him in larger and larger numbers last year, I knew he was going to try to bail as soon as Kiffin got fired.
The way to attack Sark on the message boards is to constantly attack his intelligence and competency, this will turn "cool, dude brah" into a tense and passive-aggressive John Mackovic - and his players will turn on him. I highly endorse this... #:-S

okay Sigmund Freud, jesus fucking christ
 
These guys seem to live in reality unlike the other USC boards where everyone puts their head in the sand and pretends everything is ok. They actually realized Shaw simply outsarked Sark. There were still a few FS posts though, like how Sark inherited a terrible situation and the lines are too young (despite handling Stanford's oline the week before).
 
LIFPO.

I have an older brother with almost the same personality as Sark - INTP/ENTP. My brother gets very passive-aggressive when attacked.
Sark reads the message boards - his control of the Seattle media obviates that. As soon as the "seven" fans started turning on him in larger and larger numbers last year, I knew he was going to try to bail as soon as Kiffin got fired.
The way to attack Sark on the message boards is to constantly attack his intelligence and competency, this will turn "cool, dude brah" into a tense and passive-aggressive John Mackovic - and his players will turn on him. I highly endorse this... #:-S

The issue is, I don't want anyone to turn on him. I want him at USC for many, many years.
 
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