Update, If you cant handle the ups and downs of recruiting.

Honestly Taco Bell has a lot of hidden gems. You just have to know where to look. A lot of the good stuff isn't even on the menu when you drive up, but a GOOD Taco Bell will remember all the old stuff they don't really serve anymore. 75-80% of what they serve is bottom of the barrel monkey shit.

Double Decker tacos are good. Cheesy Gordita Crunch use to be awesome but they pretty much half ass it now so it is pretty much extinct. Grande Soft Taco is also good.
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The original grill stuft burrito is the holy Grail.

250 for like a day's worth of goodness.

Then they added a bunch of shit and it's gross and expensive

I pretty much lived on that in college

And booze.
 
Honestly Taco Bell has a lot of hidden gems. You just have to know where to look. A lot of the good stuff isn't even on the menu when you drive up, but a GOOD Taco Bell will remember all the old stuff they don't really serve anymore. 75-80% of what they serve is bottom of the barrel monkey shit.

Double Decker tacos are good. Cheesy Gordita Crunch use to be awesome but they pretty much half ass it now so it is pretty much extinct. Grande Soft Taco is also good.
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The original grill stuft burrito is the holy Grail.

250 for like a day's worth of diarrhea[/b].

Then they added a bunch of shit and it's gross and expensive

I pretty much lived on that in college

And booze.
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Fixed
 
Dell beef burrito with sour cream and a small coke

Shakey's pizza

Booze drugs and tobacco - now cigars

My weaknesses.

If you ever find the guys up against it and you wonder what the hell happened to Race, well, now you know

Tell them to win one for me
 
McDonalds - easy to avoid. Gross.
Burger King - same as McD's
Wendy's - I'd fail this within a few months. Their Baconators are tits.
Jack in the Box - easy to avoid unless you're fucking hammered drunk and need Jacks fried tacos and breakfast food at 3 in the morning.
Chick fil A - I'd fail this within a week. Their chicken sandwiches are fucking good. Especially the spicy ones.
Taco Bell - see Jack in the Box.
Arby's - easy to avoid. Overpriced and I can never get a visual of Hope Solo's chewed up crotch out of my mind.
Taco Time - I'd fail within a week. Life is better with their crisp beef burritos.
Dominos - easy to avoid. Aren't they out of business?
Pizza Hut - easy to avoid. No taste, blah ingredients, and enough grease to lube my F-150's chassis.
Popeye's - I'd fail this within a month. Their spicy chicken is money.
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i'll play

McDonalds - Breakfast only. Egg Mcmuffins are delicious.
Burger King - Underrated fries, otherwise shit.
Wendy's - Pretty much a Frosty and go.
Jack in the Box - Only if it is 3AM and you are drunk beyond belief
Chick fil A - Terrific. One of the few places where the chicken tastes like chicken and not processed sewer rat.
Taco Bell - Guilty pleasure. Pretty much exclusively go for a Baha Blast once in a while. Their quesadillas are great.
Arby's - Meh. Not bad but not the first choice.
Taco Time - Good hot sauce, decent overall.
Dominos - No. If you want a pizza go to "x", if you want a sandwich go to "y", if you want pasta go to "z"
Pizza Hut - The Oregon State of big chain pizza. Complete garbage. Only reason they are around because fat people want more clogged arteries in their pizza crust
Popeye's - If I am getting fried chicken quickly its here or Ezells. Fuck KFC.

Little Caesars is severely underrated for quick pizza. Papa Murphys the day after refrigerated/cold is the meta though.
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Ezell doesn’t even own Ezell’s anymore.

People forget that.
 
My perspective:

The Elbe Bar and Grill - Wednesday night is steak night. Huge chunk of meat and baked potato for 8.99 Bartenders incredibly hot by Lewis County/Southern Pierce County standards. Tell Delta Koop sent ya.
The Highlander in Ashford - always has sucked and always will. Dude got shot there recently. Heard the bartender fart.
Bruno's in Eatonville - High prices and long waits. Good food when you get it.
Scaleburger in Elbe - Overrated,clap, clap, clapclapclap.
Elbe Junction - Craft beers and good eats. And my art.
Copper Creek Inn, Ashford - Amazing, long wait.
The Pour House in Eatonville - Easy win pulltabs, and good pizza and run by a hottie named Abbie that shot me down in flames recently when I told her she was dating a millenial beardy douche.
Headquarters Tavern in Mineral - Where I saved @TommySQC from a tweeker. It sucks. Full of methers and the bartender has AIDS I think.
Rivers in Morton. Owned by a fren. Outstanding. Tapas in Logging Country Who Knew?

You're welcome.

 
I love almost all fast food. Burger King sucks. The pizza chains are kind of gross too, but I still eat them sometimes.
 
I love almost all fast food. Burger King sucks. The pizza chains are kind of gross too, but I still eat them sometimes.
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What do you think of Panda Express?
 
If I still lived near a Whataburger you couldn't keep me away from that place if I was chained to a D9 Cat.
 
When the in-n-out vs Whataburger hot talk comes out you know we've reached peak off season
 
Everyone saying Burger King sucks is right...it does

But god damn do they have good milkshakes. Seriously, try one
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BK has good breakfast too.

How their lunch and dinner keeps them in business I have no idea.
 
My perspective:

The Elbe Bar and Grill - Wednesday night is steak night. Huge chunk of meat and baked potato for 8.99 Bartenders incredibly hot by Lewis County/Southern Pierce County standards. Tell Delta Koop sent ya.
The Highlander in Ashford - always has sucked and always will. Dude got shot there recently. Heard the bartender fart.
Bruno's in Eatonville - High prices and long waits. Good food when you get it.
Scaleburger in Elbe - Overrated,clap, clap, clapclapclap.
Elbe Junction - Craft beers and good eats. And my art.
Copper Creek Inn, Ashford - Amazing, long wait.
The Pour House in Eatonville - Easy win pulltabs, and good pizza and run by a hottie named Abbie that shot me down in flames recently when I told her she was dating a millenial beardy douche.
Headquarters Tavern in Mineral - Where I saved @TommySQC from a tweeker. It sucks. Full of methers and the bartender has AIDS I think.
Rivers in Morton. Owned by a fren. Outstanding. Tapas in Logging Country Who Knew?

You're welcome.
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List incomplete without a mention of Wayne's Tavern in Puyallup.
=1m10s
 
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