Update, If you cant handle the ups and downs of recruiting.

https://twitter.com/Will_Diss/status/976584138609197057?s=19

Benning hasn't been to the Jack in the Box since this tweet.

Be sure to check him out at picture day.

Actually you can see there is a loophole for jack in the box
 
https://twitter.com/Will_Diss/status/976584138609197057?s=19

Benning hasn't been to the Jack in the Box since this tweet.

Be sure to check him out at picture day.

Notice Dick's was an obvious omission. Mandatory pig outs for footballers
 
McDonalds - easy to avoid. Gross.
Burger King - same as McD's
Wendy's - I'd fail this within a few months. Their Baconators are tits.
Jack in the Box - easy to avoid unless you're fucking hammered drunk and need Jacks fried tacos and breakfast food at 3 in the morning.
Chick fil A - I'd fail this within a week. Their chicken sandwiches are fucking good. Especially the spicy ones.
Taco Bell - see Jack in the Box.
Arby's - easy to avoid. Overpriced and I can never get a visual of Hope Solo's chewed up crotch out of my mind.
Taco Time - I'd fail within a week. Life is better with their crisp beef burritos.
Dominos - easy to avoid. Aren't they out of business?
Pizza Hut - easy to avoid. No taste, blah ingredients, and enough grease to lube my F-150's chassis.
Popeye's - I'd fail this within a month. Their spicy chicken is money.
 
McDonalds - easy to avoid. Gross.
Burger King - same as McD's
Wendy's - I'd fail this within a few months. Their Baconators are tits.
Jack in the Box - easy to avoid unless you're fucking hammered drunk and need Jacks fried tacos and breakfast food at 3 in the morning.
Chick fil A - I'd fail this within a week. Their chicken sandwiches are fucking good. Especially the spicy ones.
Taco Bell - see Jack in the Box. [/b]
Arby's - easy to avoid. Overpriced and I can never get a visual of Hope Solo's chewed up crotch out of my mind.
Taco Time - I'd fail within a week. Life is better with their crisp beef burritos.
Dominos - easy to avoid. Aren't they out of business?
Pizza Hut - easy to avoid. No taste, blah ingredients, and enough grease to lube my F-150's chassis.
Popeye's - I'd fail this within a month. Their spicy chicken is money.

fuck off
 
McDonalds - easy to avoid. Gross.
Burger King - same as McD's
Wendy's - I'd fail this within a few months. Their Baconators are tits.
Jack in the Box - easy to avoid unless you're fucking hammered drunk and need Jacks fried tacos and breakfast food at 3 in the morning.
Chick fil A - I'd fail this within a week. Their chicken sandwiches are fucking good. Especially the spicy ones.
Taco Bell - see Jack in the Box.
Arby's - easy to avoid. Overpriced and I can never get a visual of Hope Solo's chewed up crotch out of my mind.
Taco Time - I'd fail within a week. Life is better with their crisp beef burritos.
Dominos - easy to avoid. Aren't they out of business?
Pizza Hut - easy to avoid. No taste, blah ingredients, and enough grease to lube my F-150's chassis.
Popeye's - I'd fail this within a month. Their spicy chicken is money.

are you black?
 
McDonalds - easy to avoid. Gross.
Burger King - same as McD's
Wendy's - I'd fail this within a few months. Their Baconators are tits.
Jack in the Box - easy to avoid unless you're fucking hammered drunk and need Jacks fried tacos and breakfast food at 3 in the morning.
Chick fil A - I'd fail this within a week. Their chicken sandwiches are fucking good. Especially the spicy ones.
Taco Bell - see Jack in the Box.
Arby's - easy to avoid. Overpriced and I can never get a visual of Hope Solo's chewed up crotch out of my mind.
Taco Time - I'd fail within a week. Life is better with their crisp beef burritos.
Dominos - easy to avoid. Aren't they out of business?
Pizza Hut - easy to avoid. No taste, blah ingredients, and enough grease to lube my F-150's chassis.
Popeye's - I'd fail this within a month. Their spicy chicken is money.

Agree on all counts my nega.
 
McDonalds - easy to avoid. Gross.
Burger King - same as McD's
Wendy's - I'd fail this within a few months. Their Baconators are tits.
Jack in the Box - easy to avoid unless you're fucking hammered drunk and need Jacks fried tacos and breakfast food at 3 in the morning.
Chick fil A - I'd fail this within a week. Their chicken sandwiches are fucking good. Especially the spicy ones.
Taco Bell - see Jack in the Box.
Arby's - easy to avoid. Overpriced and I can never get a visual of Hope Solo's chewed up crotch[/b] out of my mind.
Taco Time - I'd fail within a week. Life is better with their crisp beef burritos.
Dominos - easy to avoid. Aren't they out of business?
Pizza Hut - easy to avoid. No taste, blah ingredients, and enough grease to lube my F-150's chassis.
Popeye's - I'd fail this within a month. Their spicy chicken is money.

Like you wouldn't eat that.
 
https://twitter.com/Will_Diss/status/976584138609197057?s=19

Benning hasn't been to the Jack in the Box since this tweet.

Be sure to check him out at picture day.

jack_in?

lets not get carried away here...
 
McDonalds - easy to avoid. Gross.
Burger King - same as McD's
Wendy's - I'd fail this within a few months. Their Baconators are tits.
Jack in the Box - easy to avoid unless you're fucking hammered drunk and need Jacks fried tacos and breakfast food at 3 in the morning.
Chick fil A - I'd fail this within a week. Their chicken sandwiches are fucking good. Especially the spicy ones.
Taco Bell - see Jack in the Box.
Arby's - easy to avoid. Overpriced and I can never get a visual of Hope Solo's chewed up crotch out of my mind.
Taco Time - I'd fail within a week. Life is better with their crisp beef burritos.
Dominos - easy to avoid. Aren't they out of business?
Pizza Hut - easy to avoid. No taste, blah ingredients, and enough grease to lube my F-150's chassis.
Popeye's - I'd fail this within a month. Their spicy chicken is money.

i'll play

McDonalds - Breakfast only. Egg Mcmuffins are delicious.
Burger King - Underrated fries, otherwise shit.
Wendy's - Pretty much a Frosty and go.
Jack in the Box - Only if it is 3AM and you are drunk beyond belief
Chick fil A - Terrific. One of the few places where the chicken tastes like chicken and not processed sewer rat.
Taco Bell - Guilty pleasure. Pretty much exclusively go for a Baha Blast once in a while. Their quesadillas are great.
Arby's - Meh. Not bad but not the first choice.
Taco Time - Good hot sauce, decent overall.
Dominos - No. If you want a pizza go to "x", if you want a sandwich go to "y", if you want pasta go to "z"
Pizza Hut - The Oregon State of big chain pizza. Complete garbage. Only reason they are around because fat people want more clogged arteries in their pizza crust
Popeye's - If I am getting fried chicken quickly its here or Ezells. Fuck KFC.

Little Caesars is severely underrated for quick pizza. Papa Murphys the day after refrigerated/cold is the meta though.
 
McDonalds - easy to avoid. Gross.
Burger King - same as McD's
Wendy's - I'd fail this within a few months. Their Baconators are tits.
Jack in the Box - easy to avoid unless you're fucking hammered drunk and need Jacks fried tacos and breakfast food at 3 in the morning.
Chick fil A - I'd fail this within a week. Their chicken sandwiches are fucking good. Especially the spicy ones.
Taco Bell - see Jack in the Box.
Arby's - easy to avoid. Overpriced and I can never get a visual of Hope Solo's chewed up crotch out of my mind.
Taco Time - I'd fail within a week. Life is better with their crisp beef burritos.
Dominos - easy to avoid. Aren't they out of business?
Pizza Hut - easy to avoid. No taste, blah ingredients, and enough grease to lube my F-150's chassis.
Popeye's - I'd fail this within a month. Their spicy chicken is money.

McDonalds - Sausage McMuffin with egg and a hash brown is an amazing combo for breakfast. Everything else sucks
Burger King - Gross
Wendy's - Very underrated Spicy chicken sandwich. Not on Chick fil A level, but outside of Portland, you won't find a chick fil A in Oregon, so Wendy's has to do.
Jack in Box - Gross
Chick fil A - Awesome...a must stop anytime I'm in Portland
Taco Bell - I hate to admit it, but I'm a sucker for their double decker supremes. The soft taco exterior helps hold the taco together, and the fact that it's held together with a layer of refried beans is the ballz
Arby's - Curly fries are awesome, everything else sucks
Taco Time - Love the crisp bean burrito, and their other stuff is pretty good. Their meat actually looks and tastes like meat unlike taco bell.
Dominos - I hope they close
Pizza Hut - I hope they also close
Popeye's - Their Po Boys are legit
 
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McDonalds - easy to avoid. Gross.
Burger King - same as McD's
Wendy's - I'd fail this within a few months. Their Baconators are tits.
Jack in the Box - easy to avoid unless you're fucking hammered drunk and need Jacks fried tacos and breakfast food at 3 in the morning.
Chick fil A - I'd fail this within a week. Their chicken sandwiches are fucking good. Especially the spicy ones.
Taco Bell - see Jack in the Box.
Arby's - easy to avoid. Overpriced and I can never get a visual of Hope Solo's chewed up crotch out of my mind.
Taco Time - I'd fail within a week. Life is better with their crisp beef burritos.
Dominos - easy to avoid. Aren't they out of business?
Pizza Hut - easy to avoid. No taste, blah ingredients, and enough grease to lube my F-150's chassis.
Popeye's - I'd fail this within a month. Their spicy chicken is money.

McDonalds - Sausage McMuffin with egg and a hash brown is an amazing combo for breakfast. Everything else sucks
Burger King - Gross
Wendy's - Very underrated Spicy chicken sandwich. Not on Chick fil A level, but outside of Portland, you won't find a chick fil A in Oregon, so Wendy's has to do.
Jack in Box - Gross
Chick fil A - Awesome...a must stop anytime I'm in Portland
Taco Bell - I hate to admit it, but I'm a sucker for their double decker supremes. The soft taco exterior helps hold the taco together, and the fact that it's held together with a layer of refried beans is the ballz
Arby's - Curly fries are awesome, everything else sucks
Taco Time - Love the crisp bean burrito, and their other stuff is pretty good. Their meat actually looks and tastes like meat unlike taco bell.
Dominos - I hope they close
Pizza Hut - I hope they also close
Popeye's - Their Po Boys are legit

The double decker is easily the most underrated of the taco bell menu.
 
Honestly Taco Bell has a lot of hidden gems. You just have to know where to look. A lot of the good stuff isn't even on the menu when you drive up, but a GOOD Taco Bell will remember all the old stuff they don't really serve anymore. 75-80% of what they serve is bottom of the barrel monkey shit.

Double Decker tacos are good. Cheesy Gordita Crunch use to be awesome but they pretty much half ass it now so it is pretty much extinct. Grande Soft Taco is also good.
 
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