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Swaye

Swaye

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Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
 
You botched all of your other relationships cause you went at it alone - what you need is an experienced mentor....there's a resson they call me The Doctor Of Love

Get your credit card ready and call me at

1-800 - CUM SHOT
 
1-800-CUM-SHOT

Sounds legit. Please take my money.

Upgrading her ass from APAG upvote to Chincredible. Seal clapping rates it. For sure.
 
Why call in and pay when you can get quality expert advice right here?
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You idiot Doog

You were supposed to tell him I'm the only one qualified to help, and every other HH member will steer him wrong...

Kiss your 20% referral fee goodbye...
 
1-800-CUM-SHOT

Sounds legit. Please take my money.

Upgrading her ass from APAG upvote to Chincredible. Seal clapping rates it. For sure.
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You deserve a wtf, and you know why. Feel free to post in the Wigwam so we can see the seal clapping in action.
 
1-800-CUM-SHOT

Sounds legit. Please take my money.

Upgrading her ass from APAG upvote to Chincredible. Seal clapping rates it. For sure.
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You deserve a wtf, and you know why. Feel free to post in the Wigwam so we can see the seal clapping in action.
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Which degenerate will start a thread:

"If You Could Only See One Seal Clap...?"
 
Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
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@puppylove_sugarsteel

Okay, a clapping seal...
 
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Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
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This is the way all great love stories begin.

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Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
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This is the way all great love stories begin.

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I'm basically a Harlequin romance novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.
 
Scored some weed from a rasta dude on the beach. Good weed. New girl gets baked with me while we watch an NCIS marathon on shitty satellite connection. Then she teaches me how to play Minecraft on the Xbox 360 in the room. Green dudes are pretty fucked up when you are stoned. We made a dick shaped tower. Teamwork. Then she reverse cowgirled me and her ass cheeks looked like a seal clapping. Fucking awesome. Took a shower together and she brought me a Red Stripe to finish the night. I'm in trouble with this one.
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This is the way all great love stories begin.

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I'm basically a Harlequin romance[/b] novel come to life. Thanks for the tit gif as well. I have a boner.
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Never read one of those. Are they good?

My Super-Christian prune-faced bitch sister-in-law used to read them in the LR when we were on vaca, while my wife and other sister-in-law chuckled about it. Should I assume there was lots of cum shots and anal in those pages? Cause Sister Christian couldn't put it down.
 
Husky football’s brief resurgence collapsed as soon as Wombat Guernica @Swaye died. Coincidence? Me thinks not.
 
Husky football’s brief resurgence collapsed as soon as Wombat Guernica @Swaye died. Coincidence? Me thinks not.
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No, as soon swaye decided to settle down and start normal life as respectable white man it all went down from there.
 
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