Ugly homophobia coming from Alabama players today

[Pitchfork51]

And while we're on the subject....

I used to have a classy soccer teammate who would act like a flaming homosexual during games to scare the opponents away from marking him. He would put his hair in pigtails and say really gay shit and call the defender "cowboy" or "big boy" and back up into them by giving a little booty shake. He also enjoyed singing songs like "My Pony" to the defenders. Shit was hilarious and he was so convincing that many of us actually wondered about him, but we are progressive and treated him like one of the bros anyways.

I just assumed all soccer players were fags

There used to be a word for people who played soccer. And that word was gay.

I guess that's still the word.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

And while we're on the subject....

I used to have a classy soccer teammate who would act like a flaming homosexual during games to scare the opponents away from marking him. He would put his hair in pigtails and say really gay shit and call the defender "cowboy" or "big boy" and back up into them by giving a little booty shake. He also enjoyed singing songs like "My Pony" to the defenders. Shit was hilarious and he was so convincing that many of us actually wondered about him, but we are progressive and treated him like one of the bros anyways.

I just assumed all soccer players were fags

It's funny because!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate soccer and I'm a fag so suck my dick, fam!

 

[PurpleJ]

Thank you, Dennis.

And for the record, no I didn't date or fuck him. He was a skinny white guy and I'm only into black men. Preferably linebackers or defensive tackles. Not into guys who play offense. Defenders are aggressive and know how to tackle and pin someone down.