Ty Willingham coach of the year
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Christ!
whatshouldicareabout
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And right at the start of his annual 3-game losing streak!
Do they not know he's 5-3?
Sark has more influence on the media than the CCP
Ice_Holmvik
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Geevis_and_Butthead
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"A Grand Slam"
NoWarningJustDawg
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Last projection I saw had Sark and his Horns playing the Cheezit Bowl on Dec 29th - and to be fair, "Playing In December Is Special"
dnc
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I dealt with Sark a lot when he was at Texas. First thing to know is he is incredibly bright. He learned a lot at UT and fought some demons. He's a bright, articulate, charming, engaging guy who is also competitive as hell. He's appeared to put his demons behind him.
You're going to love Sark. It will be interesting to see who he fills his staff with. Knowing the competitive nature of Sark, I'm sure he negotiated a large assistant salary pool. If he gets Tosh Lupoi on staff, watch out. Tosh is one of the best recruiters I've ever dealt with. He's currently with Atlanta.
He's an outstanding recruiting and phenomenal working with QB's. He trusts his guys and has an edge. Guys love playing for him.
Washington didn't hit a home run with Sark. They hit a grand slam.
greenblood
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Most other 5-3 coaches at big name schools are polishing up their resumes, but not Sark. That motherfucker is suit shopping, and I admire the fuck out of him. I wish I could successfully fail as much as has. Unreal!
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I dealt with Sark a lot when he was at Texas. First thing to know is he is incredibly bright. He learned a lot at UT and fought some demons. He's a bright, articulate, charming, engaging guy who is also competitive as hell. He's appeared to put his demons behind him.
You're going to love Sark. It will be interesting to see who he fills his staff with. Knowing the competitive nature of Sark, I'm sure he negotiated a large assistant salary pool. If he gets Tosh Lupoi on staff, watch out. Tosh is one of the best recruiters I've ever dealt with. He's currently with Atlanta.
He's an outstanding recruiter and is phenomenal working with QB's. He trusts his guys and has an edge. Guys love playing for him.
The Dallas Cowboys didn't hit a home run with Sark. They hit a grand slam.
You're going to love Sark. It will be interesting to see who he fills his staff with. Knowing the competitive nature of Sark, I'm sure he negotiated a large assistant salary pool. If he gets Tosh Lupoi on staff, watch out. Tosh is one of the best recruiters I've ever dealt with. He's currently with Atlanta.
He's an outstanding recruiter and is phenomenal working with QB's. He trusts his guys and has an edge. Guys love playing for him.
The Dallas Cowboys didn't hit a home run with Sark. They hit a grand slam.
DucksFC
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NoWarningJustDawg
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I suppose I could have also gone with:
"There is progress being made behind the scenes that is not reflected on the scoreboard."
This is a scenario I hadn't even thought of. Sark is 100% going to make the Kliff Kingsbury move of getting fired at Texas and then ne handed an NFL job a few weeks later. #itsthescript
Geevis_and_Butthead
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Good call, fired at Texas, takes over the Cowboys.
But it does not stop.
After getting cut loose by his drinking buddy Jerrah, Sark takes over as color commentator on FOX's No. 1 College Football broadcasting team. Network execs cite Sark's "intelligence, charm, likeability and the classy way he's fought through his demons."
In 2034, Sark is inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame for "lifetime achievement."
In 2036, Sark runs for president of the United States.
GrundleStiltzkin
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"Quite honestly, my fellow Americans, the results at the polls didn't take into account the emotions on the campaign trail."
To be fair, that originated with Todd Turner speaking about Ty Willingham
