Two Dads Report That Autzen Is Nebraska Classy

Had a great time at Autzen in 2009, apart from the 42-3 loss. Was offered freshly bowhunted grilled elk by a tailgating stranger. While watching Pitsters play beershoes, tipsy Pit wife leans against me to keep from falling over, says "I love all these guys. I love you too, but you're SUCH AN ASSHOLE." Lots of BloutForceTrauma "Don't talk shit, You won't get hit" tanktops on the local chaunch. Good times.

I flew up for that game. Once we came out in the 95 throwbacks I knew it was going to be a rape fest.

When they brought out Joey Fivepicks, it was so loud that my dad Dads said that his their joints hurt

Ed Dickson just scored again

 
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