Twatter Tutorial for the bored

You dipshits are killing me.
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Copy the Tweet URL only​

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Paste as a single line in a poast hardy har har.​

If it comes through as https://, change to http://
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Add the appropriate tags​

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Enjoy you're poast!​

Remember, Vanilla works for DJ, but not that kind of work.
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http://twitter.com/dmainy_13/status/690323291462959105

Tim for a Six Year Reminder Out Here​


Twatter/X (lulz)​

@VanillaSupport has not yet deigned to update their parser to keep up with Twatter. You've got to change "x.com" to "twitter.com" in the URL. Looking at you @HuskyJW
✅ Do this:
http://twitter.com/tmobilepark/status/1695902374957867128?s=46
🚫 Not that:
http://x.com/tmobilepark/status/1695902374957867128?s=46

It doesn't seem to matter https:// vs. http:// anymore.

An additional note for those paranoid about Big Tech (hai @pawz !!), when clicking the share button on the mobile Twatter apps, it will usually append a "&t=" query string parameter. That is almost certainly a unique tracking ID that identifies who shared that Twat, which then propagates out from there. You can safely remove everything after "?" in the URL
https:// twitter.com/dawg206/status/1696562718046671349?s=20&t=asjkdhkj8898898198[/s]

Chinstagram​

Seems really flakey whether any auto embed works anymore. Reels never work. Clean it up out hear @VanillaSupport .
Same note with regard to tracking, remove everything after "?". igshid is the tracking token.
https:// www.instagram.com/p/Cvi8Z9truoL/?igshid=juuIIKBiNWFlZA==[/s]

YouTube​

Works well via the full youtube.com URL or youtu.be short URL, except that @VanillaSupport includes the URL without a breaking space below the video now. Annoying. Youtube Shorts do not embed, at least I don't think so.
The tracking token on Youtube is "si=". Remove that part.
https:// youtu.be/mieMp0m1SM4?si=HooPbiRJP3MU9eu[/s]
https:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=mieMp0m1SM4&si=si=HooPbiRJP3MU9eu[/s]

Soundcloud​

Easy, just the URL. Query string is optional, nothing too creepy in there, just some basic Google Analytics tokens.
https://soundcloud.com/user-301307024/tsio-teen-boi-stockin?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

I can't think of any other common embeds. But still, clean it up out here, guysm.
 
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Soundcloud​

Easy, just the URL. Query string is optional, nothing too creepy in there, just some basic Google Analytics tokens.
https://soundcloud.com/user-301307024/tsio-teen-boi-stockin?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

had not idea you could embed soundcloud here, bout to double up on my listen count!
 

You dipshits are killing me.
fMKuPXc.gif


Copy the Tweet URL only​

aNO63Ad.gif


Paste as a single line in a poast hardy har har.​

If it comes through as https://, change to http://
aRaLkhW.gif


Add the appropriate tags​

UjNqXaX.gif


Enjoy you're poast!​

Remember, Vanilla works for DJ, but not that kind of work.
kWXD3Kx.gif

http://twitter.com/dmainy_13/status/690323291462959105

Tim for a Six Year Reminder Out Here​


Twatter/X (lulz)​

@VanillaSupport has not yet deigned to update their parser to keep up with Twatter. You've got to change "x.com" to "twitter.com" in the URL. Looking at you @HuskyJW
✅ Do this:
http://twitter.com/tmobilepark/status/1695902374957867128?s=46
🚫 Not that:
http://x.com/tmobilepark/status/1695902374957867128?s=46

It doesn't seem to matter https:// vs. http:// anymore.

An additional note for those paranoid about Big Tech (hai @pawz !!), when clicking the share button on the mobile Twatter apps, it will usually append a "&t=" query string parameter. That is almost certainly a unique tracking ID that identifies who shared that Twat, which then propagates out from there. You can safely remove everything after "?" in the URL
https:// twitter.com/dawg206/status/1696562718046671349?s=20&t=asjkdhkj8898898198[/s]

Chinstagram​

Seems really flakey whether any auto embed works anymore. Reels never work. Clean it up out hear @VanillaSupport .
Same note with regard to tracking, remove everything after "?". igshid is the tracking token.
https:// www.instagram.com/p/Cvi8Z9truoL/?igshid=juuIIKBiNWFlZA==[/s]

YouTube​

Works well via the full youtube.com URL or youtu.be short URL, except that @VanillaSupport includes the URL without a breaking space below the video now. Annoying. Youtube Shorts do not embed, at least I don't think so.
The tracking token on Youtube is "si=". Remove that part.
https:// youtu.be/mieMp0m1SM4?si=HooPbiRJP3MU9eu[/s]
https:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=mieMp0m1SM4&si=si=HooPbiRJP3MU9eu[/s]

Soundcloud​

Easy, just the URL. Query string is optional, nothing too creepy in there, just some basic Google Analytics tokens.
https://soundcloud.com/user-301307024/tsio-teen-boi-stockin?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

I can't think of any other common embeds. But still, clean it up out here, guysm.

Finally I know why my Twatter game hasn’t been working!
 
You dipshits are killing me.
fMKuPXc.gif


Copy the Tweet URL only​

aNO63Ad.gif


Paste as a single line in a poast hardy har har.​

If it comes through as https://, change to http://
aRaLkhW.gif


Add the appropriate tags​

UjNqXaX.gif


Enjoy you're poast!​

Remember, Vanilla works for DJ, but not that kind of work.
kWXD3Kx.gif

http://twitter.com/dmainy_13/status/690323291462959105

Tim for a Six Year Reminder Out Here​


Twatter/X (lulz)​

@VanillaSupport has not yet deigned to update their parser to keep up with Twatter. You've got to change "x.com" to "twitter.com" in the URL. Looking at you @HuskyJW
✅ Do this:
http://twitter.com/tmobilepark/status/1695902374957867128?s=46
🚫 Not that:
http://x.com/tmobilepark/status/1695902374957867128?s=46

It doesn't seem to matter https:// vs. http:// anymore.

An additional note for those paranoid about Big Tech (hai @pawz !!), when clicking the share button on the mobile Twatter apps, it will usually append a "&t=" query string parameter. That is almost certainly a unique tracking ID that identifies who shared that Twat, which then propagates out from there. You can safely remove everything after "?" in the URL
https:// twitter.com/dawg206/status/1696562718046671349?s=20&t=asjkdhkj8898898198[/s]

Chinstagram​

Seems really flakey whether any auto embed works anymore. Reels never work. Clean it up out hear @VanillaSupport .
Same note with regard to tracking, remove everything after "?". igshid is the tracking token.
https:// www.instagram.com/p/Cvi8Z9truoL/?igshid=juuIIKBiNWFlZA==[/s]

YouTube​

Works well via the full youtube.com URL or youtu.be short URL, except that @VanillaSupport includes the URL without a breaking space below the video now. Annoying. Youtube Shorts do not embed, at least I don't think so.
The tracking token on Youtube is "si=". Remove that part.
https:// youtu.be/mieMp0m1SM4?si=HooPbiRJP3MU9eu[/s]
https:// www.youtube.com/watch?v=mieMp0m1SM4&si=si=HooPbiRJP3MU9eu[/s]

Soundcloud​

Easy, just the URL. Query string is optional, nothing too creepy in there, just some basic Google Analytics tokens.
https://soundcloud.com/user-301307024/tsio-teen-boi-stockin?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

I can't think of any other common embeds. But still, clean it up out here, guysm.

TYFYS

Most of that you might as well have been speaking Chinese. But hopefully I figured it out.
 
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