Tug Tavern Naming Rights Auction

[Swaye]

Just had a private bid DMed to me for 150 bucks for The Lemon Party. New leader.

Does the winner also get to chose the board avatar? Tyler Durden needs to go if Lemon Party wins.

Not sure. I will have to get a ruling from Stalin. @DerekJohnson

 

[NoWarningJustDawg]

I'm told it's a bad idea legally, so I will not suggest that I'd pay to have a "sponsor" added to the winning name.

But damn I'd laff everyday seeing:

Stalin's Gulag, presented by:
VAGISIL® ANTI-ITCH MEDICATED WIPES WITH VAGISIL® CREME!

 

[RaceBannon]

I'll match the winning bid to keep the name as is and get Hondo back

Allegedly

I mean it depends if its too high. I miss Hondo but not THAT much

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

$111.81

Bored name:http://www.lemonparty.org

I am deeply surprised someone hasn't dropped $250 and just said The Lemon Party. That's an epic choice and perfect description of the Tug.

I considered doing the former, but then decided I wanted the beer glass more.

Attention degenerates! In his wisdom Stalin has graciously offered up a beer mug to whoever wins the auction, provided bidding goes over 200 bucks. So, if you already Wam'ed, but wanted that second mug PLUS a chance to be famous for a year, this is your moment. Or, if you didn't Wam but really wanted that sweet sweet mug, here's your chance! Bid it up! 200 bucks takes a mug and the name for a year! Get excited!

Ummmm....

I bid $300.81 ... the monies are currently in HCH Escrow of Warshington.

@PurpleBaze House of Bukake

@DerekJohnson @Swaye @YellowSnow

I’m surprised you didn’t go with the “Emmanuelle Chriqui Fan Club”.

 

[pawz]

$111.81

Bored name:http://www.lemonparty.org

I am deeply surprised someone hasn't dropped $250 and just said The Lemon Party. That's an epic choice and perfect description of the Tug.

I considered doing the former, but then decided I wanted the beer glass more.

Attention degenerates! In his wisdom Stalin has graciously offered up a beer mug to whoever wins the auction, provided bidding goes over 200 bucks. So, if you already Wam'ed, but wanted that second mug PLUS a chance to be famous for a year, this is your moment. Or, if you didn't Wam but really wanted that sweet sweet mug, here's your chance! Bid it up! 200 bucks takes a mug and the name for a year! Get excited!

Ummmm....

I bid $300.81 ... the monies are currently in HCH Escrow of Warshington.

@PurpleBaze House of Bukake

@DerekJohnson @Swaye @YellowSnow

I’m surprised you didn’t go with the “Emmanuelle Chriqui Fan Club”.

#metoo

For shame.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

If I win can I ban all the duck dick gobblers who post there?

Barring that you could name it the “Oregon State Hospital”.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

I'm told it's a bad idea legally, so I will not suggest that I'd pay to have a "sponsor" added to the winning name.

But damn I'd laff everyday seeing:

Stalin's Gulag, presented by:
VAGISIL® ANTI-ITCH MEDICATED WIPES WITH VAGISIL® CREME!

Younger doogs probably don’t remember The Dana Carvey Show (actor from SNL) that was on TV for a New York minute changed its name every week depending on the sponsor:

@Pitchfork51

 

[DawgOfTheAges]

For obvious reasons and given the quality of the discussion in there I really think this needs to commonly be known as the dildo lounge ~ so I'm going to go $155 for Dazzler's Doog_De_Jour Replica Dildo Lounge

 

[Swaye]

$155 on the board for Dazzlers DDJ Replica Dildo Lounge

 

[DerekJohnson]

Just had a private bid DMed to me for 150 bucks for The Lemon Party. New leader.

Does the winner also get to chose the board avatar? Tyler Durden needs to go if Lemon Party wins.

Not sure. I will have to get a ruling from Stalin. @DerekJohnson

The winner would work with me to pick a suitable new avatar

 

[DawgOfTheAges]

I'm planning to ask DDJ to provide a picture of the art produced by applying colorful body paint and using the multi step process of block printing to create the gorgeous 3D imprint on a piece of white construction paper ~ i'm hearing that she regularly does this at her wild parties anyway, and we can auction the original or just put it in the basement of HCH headquarters for ambience...

 

[NeGgaPlEaSe]

Mar-a-Lago Without the Coke and Hookers

 

[dflea]

Socialist Pondcrapper's Paradise?

Carry some water, ya cheap Duck fucksticks, instead of just crapping in it all the time.

 

[Swaye]

This thing is halfway done and we are currently at $155 for Dazzlers DDJ Replica Dildo Lounge. I'm going to need to see more donations here.

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

I’m tempted to use all the one dollar bills I collected during my shift the Vu last night for this:

 

[YellowSnow]

I’m tempted to use all the one dollar bills I collected during my shift the Vu last night for this:

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*Blue Quilcene Oyster

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

I’m tempted to use all the one dollar bills I collected during my shift the Vu last night for this:

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*Blue Quilcene Oyster

Now I have “El Bimbo” stuck in my head.

 

[DerekJohnson]

I’m tempted to use all the one dollar bills I collected during my shift the Vu last night for this:

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*Blue Quilcene Oyster Pump n Dump

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I’m tempted to use all the one dollar bills I collected during my shift the Vu last night for this:

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*Blue Quilcene Oyster Pump n Dump presented by Pumpy Good at Everything

 

[Pitchfork51]

I’m tempted to use all the one dollar bills I collected during my shift the Vu last night for this:

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*Blue Quilcene Oyster Pump n Dump

Should obviously have been this