TSiO Episode #47: The Barber >>>>

Japanese whisky, single malt or blended is the chit. Those harbor bombers know what's up.
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I like to walk down any street in Tokyo and yell "Hiroshima BOOM!" and watch the little Japs scurry away. But yeah they have good booze. For losers.

IWO IWO IWO IWO IWO
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Bill Murray was right. For more relaxing times, it's Suntory time!
 
Japanese whisky, single malt or blended is the chit. Those harbor bombers know what's up.
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I like to walk down any street in Tokyo and yell "Hiroshima BOOM!" and watch the little Japs scurry away. But yeah they have good booze. For losers.

IWO IWO IWO IWO IWO
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Bill Murray was right. For more relaxing times, it's Suntory time!
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I really like Toki for the price point. Drank a whole bottle of that in a day on my last camping trip.
 
Japanese whisky, single malt or blended is the chit. Those harbor bombers know what's up.
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I like to walk down any street in Tokyo and yell "Hiroshima BOOM!" and watch the little Japs scurry away. But yeah they have good booze. For losers.

IWO IWO IWO IWO IWO
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Bill Murray was right. For more relaxing times, it's Suntory time!
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I really like Toki for the price point. Drank a whole bottle of that in a day on my last camping trip.
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I got sum Hibiki 12 year for Christmas last year. I could have drank it all in a day if neede. Rucking dericious!
 
Let's drop Gregory get a boss recruiter/developer for our? bucks and get top 5 class next year you hardcore hussies. Let's dare to dream before NSD and the mass suicide. I choose fruit punch as my out flavor.
 
Let's drop Gregory get a boss recruiter/developer for our? bucks and get top 5 class next year you hardcore hussies. Let's dare to dream before NSD and the mass suicide. I choose fruit punch as my out flavor.
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@Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi moving forward do you think because Harris will be recruiting DB’s will Lake have have more time to be the lead recruiter on Buck type players?
 
Let's drop Gregory get a boss recruiter/developer for our? bucks and get top 5 class next year you hardcore hussies. Let's dare to dream before NSD and the mass suicide. I choose fruit punch as my out flavor.
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@Dennis_DeYoung or @CokeGreaterThanPepsi moving forward do you think because Harris will be recruiting DB’s will Lake have have more time to be the lead recruiter on Buck type players?
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Plz for the love of god make it happen. Gregory still has to go tho.
 
Harris WILL fuck but Gregory wont Lake can put work in on that area till we? get our guy until then Lake should take lead
 
You guys being optimistic about Faatui is scary, but in a good way.

Also I'm pretty sure Cota does go to Medford. Jaramillo went to Oswego.
 
When you guys talk about the quintessential fast position being buck, I would also consider DB to be right there with it. Obviously Gordon is slow, but looking at Steele and Criddell in this next class, they seem fast. Is this because of Lakes ability to connect with fast strategy guys? Or maybe considering this is Steele’s dream offer it’s just a matter of these kids growing up with a successful team to watch in their teens?
 
When you guys talk about the quintessential fast position being buck, I would also consider DB to be right there with it. Obviously Gordon is slow, but looking at Steele and Criddell in this next class, they seem fast. Is this because of Lakes ability to connect with fast strategy guys? Or maybe considering this is Steele’s dream offer it’s just a matter of these kids growing up with a successful team to watch in their teens?
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During Steele's HS career, UW has had bad ass defenses with first rounders and have been consistently very good to excellent. He should want to come here.
 
Let our light shine! Our coaches are like the losing presidential candidates showing up on SNL. Halfway through the skit you wonder why they always looked like buttoned up assholes on the campaign trail. If they had just lightened up maybe they would have stood a chance. Bob Dole and John Mccain actually showed a sense of humor. I remember thinking 'I actually like these guys', Who'd of thunk it.
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This is so accurate.

We just need to let our freak flags fly a bit.

We don’t need to turn into Sam Pittman’s cocaine addled coon-assery, but our dudes have a sense of humor and good personalities.

Let’s fucking see it!

I understand not wanting to be a hype machine, but it’s pretty unlikely that we will ever be that. Just loosen up a little fucking bit.
 
In other words, Coach Pete to don more floral patterned shirts and maybe throw in an electric slide or macarena at in-home recruiting visits from time to time. FreeTheFreakInPete!
 
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We need more of this. This is the barbershop equivalent of the Hawaiian shirt
 
Fucking finally why does it take you idiots so long to make these. Where is the Eason high school recruiting story? Anyway you guys are absolutely right about the key to the future. "Fast-strategy" little boys. I love this euphemism.

Urban Meyer has mastered this aspect of recruiting and Peterman needs to study what he does. He actually convinces fast-track kids that his program will set them up in something other than football if they don't make it (Crucial note, this is AFTER selling them on the idea that he has the best program for getting into the NFL).
Look at his 4 minute sales pitch:
This is absolutely targeted at fast-strategy kids that can't even imagine white collar world who will appreciate the idea of having their hands held in that sphere. A lot of these people have no chance in the corporate world and would hate it anyway, but this is an incredibly powerful pitch to a 16 year old and his grandma. Nothing sells better than hope.

Martyring yourself to hard work is only appealing to boring white faggots and overparented asians. The program itself doesn't need to change at all but the sales pitch to "fast-track" fellas certainly does. Luckily, Pete already has an incredible track record of developing NFL talent that he needs to start emphasizing much much more. Selling instant fame or instant money or instant national championships is not in the cards. Selling hope will have to do, and Peterman's NFL track record plus connections in Seattle is a very convincing pitch. Pete has already worked miracles by picking OKG's, but if he wants a national title he must figure out how to manufacture them.
 
Fucking finally why does it take you idiots so long to make these. Where is the Eason high school recruiting story? Anyway you guys are absolutely right about the key to the future. "Fast-strategy" little boys. I love this euphemism.

Urban Meyer has mastered this aspect of recruiting and Peterman needs to study what he does. He actually convinces fast-track kids that his program will set them up in something other than football if they don't make it (Crucial note, this is AFTER selling them on the idea that he has the best program for getting into the NFL).
Look at his 4 minute sales pitch:
This is absolutely targeted at fast-strategy kids that can't even imagine white collar world who will appreciate the idea of having their hands held in that sphere. A lot of these people have no chance in the corporate world and would hate it anyway, but this is an incredibly powerful pitch to a 16 year old and his grandma. Nothing sells better than hope.

Martyring yourself to hard work is only appealing to boring white faggots and overparented asians. The program itself doesn't need to change at all but the sales pitch to "fast-track" fellas certainly does. Luckily, Pete already has an incredible track record of developing NFL talent that he needs to start emphasizing much much more. Selling instant fame or instant money or instant national championships is not in the cards. Selling hope will have to do, and Peterman's NFL track record plus connections in Seattle is a very convincing pitch. Pete has already worked miracles by picking OKG's, but if he wants a national title he must figure out how to manufacture them.
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That video is EXACTLY why they fuck.
 
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