Ts & Ps to lost contacts?

LawDawg1

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If swabbing his nose holes resulted in knocking out his contacts, he’s not doing contacts right.

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I realize it’s Twitter, but the lack of periods and random capitalization of words seems strange for someone who makes a living writing/editing. Strange cat.
 
I'm hearing that Kim got the anal swab special

brb blonde ;)

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This loser got all upset at me when I asked to borrow the pen he was using to sign autographs so I could get a chicks number at Miagi’s on Hollywood blvd. I think he really just wanted me to ask him for his autograph instead.

Actually a cool story. Not having a phone at a bar seems like ancient times.
 
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