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That looks like it's near where my family's cabin is.

You don't 'rough it' with blood mary's until you make a poor man's one where you put in Coors with V8 juice and a pickled asparagus spear into it.

Fuck off Angie.
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Call it what you want, any red beer is fucking delicious. Coors light is a great beer for it since its very carbonated and very mild tasting (watery). Add some celery salt and Tabasco, or even try it with clamato if you haven't. I have to be pretty blitzed already to go for the clamato.
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Those are all great points. He puts in Tabasco and celery sticks in it.

I don't get the love of Coors light by the rest of the country but whatever.
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Nothing worse than going into a bar, asking if they have Coors and the bartender says yes before bringing back a Coors lite.
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The worst. Light beer has a purpose, but fuck do I hate it.

Coors Banquet makes a superior michelada BTW to Coors Light.
 
One thing I’ve noticed since @YellowSnow got me into drinking Coors is most younger (under 30) bartenders hear Coors and automatically think Coors lite or they look at ya funny when you say you want a regular Coors.
 
One thing I’ve noticed since @YellowSnow got me into drinking Coors is most younger (under 30) bartenders hear Coors and automatically think Coors lite or they look at ya funny when you say you want a regular Coors.
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I like to think of myself as a Banquet Beer evangelist.

This is 'Murica and I want my beer made from corn, not rice like shitty ass Budweiser.
 
One thing I’ve noticed since @YellowSnow got me into drinking Coors is most younger (under 30) bartenders hear Coors and automatically think Coors lite or they look at ya funny when you say you want a regular Coors.
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I like to think of myself as a Banquet Beer evangelist.

This is 'Murica and I want my beer made from corn, not rice like shitty ass Budweiser.
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The UW_DOOG_BOT Michelada Red Eye

Pour into chilled pint glass in order

-Half a lime freshly squeezed
-One whole egg raw(don’t be a pussy just do it) don’t break the yolk you jamoke
-one coors or coors light your choice(take a swig first to make room for the shot)
-splash of clamato to color preference
-shot of vodka
-*carolina reaper hot sauce if you have the cajones and season the top with salt, tajin, and ghost pepper flakes
*since most of you are whitpeeple substitute westchester sauce, tabasco, olive juice, or whatever you think is spicy.

Don't fucking stir it you idiot!

One will burn the hair of the dog right off.

Two will put you in the perfect space to yell at your worthless football team by 1pm.

Three will give you solace as they lose to Montana State West by more than two touchdowns.
 
You guys are fags...

1) get out your "cheap beer that drinks like merlot" glass provided by @DerekJohnson
2) Fill with ice
3) Add juice of one half lime
4) Add dash on Dimitri's Bloody Mary Mix
5) Add dash of hot suace
6) Add 1 to 2 oz of clamato
7) stir a little
8) pour in Messican beer of your choice

 
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