t's and p's to Hope as she enters this next challenge

Anytime her name is mentioned, 2 things immediately come to mind
1) a floppy, beef-curtained vagina
2) a swollen, gaping purple asshole

I'm not sure why, but lately those are just the first 2 things that pop into my head

Don't forget the ass hair -- oh, the ass hair.

It gently massages the shaft and removes any unwanted fecal matter as it enters and exits

Too far man. Too far.

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@DerekJohnson‌ I really advise against doing an interview with J. Stevens if there is any chance he reads the boreds.

Or do a 3-part series. Either way as they say.
 
I love Jerramy Stevens. Best TE I've ever seen play for UW, and he won a fucking Rose Bowl. I'm sure he can appreciate some good-natured ribbing.
 
Anytime her name is mentioned, 2 things immediately come to mind
1) a floppy, beef-curtained vagina
2) a swollen, gaping purple asshole

I'm not sure why, but lately those are just the first 2 things that pop into my head

Don't forget the ass hair -- oh, the ass hair.

It gently massages the shaft and removes any unwanted fecal matter as it enters and exits

That's some dark shit man.
 
I love Jerramy Stevens. Best TE I've ever seen play for UW, and he won a fucking Rose Bowl. I'm sure he can appreciate some good-natured ribbing.


I know a guy with a beach house next to Jerramy. I'm assured this isn't the case.
 
Anytime her name is mentioned, 2 things immediately come to mind
1) a floppy, beef-curtained vagina
2) a swollen, gaping purple asshole

I'm not sure why, but lately those are just the first 2 things that pop into my head

Don't forget the ass hair -- oh, the ass hair.

Wood hit
 
I love Jerramy Stevens. Best TE I've ever seen play for UW, and he won a fucking Rose Bowl. I'm sure he can appreciate some good-natured ribbing.

Do you really think JStevens bothers with ribbing?

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Anytime her name is mentioned, 2 things immediately come to mind
1) a floppy, beef-curtained vagina
2) a swollen, gaping purple asshole

I'm not sure why, but lately those are just the first 2 things that pop into my head

Don't forget the ass hair -- oh, the ass hair.

It gently massages the shaft and removes any unwanted fecal matter as it enters and exits

Too far man. Too far.

JK, more Premium Content on HH!

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I love Jerramy Stevens. Best TE I've ever seen play for UW, and he won a fucking Rose Bowl. I'm sure he can appreciate some good-natured ribbing.


I know a guy with a beach house next to Jerramy. I'm assured this isn't the case.

None of his piece of shit family can. His fat old man came after me once when UW was at tESC practicing because I said Jerramy "had a lot on his mind" referencing his alleged rape case. They flipped out on me in front of everyone.

I'm glad his old man is dead. Wish it was in a fiery tanker truck collision and not a heart attack (who couldnt see that coming?)

 
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