Trumps says deal could be made soon

Trump has said a deal with Iran could happen “soon” and that talks are making progress.

But at the same time:

  • He’s also threatening major escalation if it doesn’t happen
  • Iran has denied direct talks in some cases
  • And he’s made multiple “deal soon” statements before without a result
Bottom line:
Yes, he said it — but it’s optimistic messaging, not a confirmed deal in motion.
 
Last week he "called in" to The Five and just sat there bullshitting about nothing for seemingly 30+ fucking minutes with Kaylee WhatsherBlowMe just awkwardly letting him drone on.

I had to change it to the cup head characters on Newsmaxx, just couldn't take it anymore.
 
Trump has said a deal with Iran could happen “soon” and that talks are making progress.

But at the same time:

  • He’s also threatening major escalation if it doesn’t happen
  • Iran has denied direct talks in some cases
  • And he’s made multiple “deal soon” statements before without a result
Bottom line:
Yes, he said it — but it’s optimistic messaging, not a confirmed deal in motion.
He's giving them an out before we finish the job.... let's see if they FAFO or cut it...
 
WASHINGTON—President Trump told aides he’s willing to end the U.S. military campaign against Iran even if the Strait of Hormuz remains largely closed, administration officials said, likely extending Tehran’s firm grip on the waterway and leaving a complex operation to reopen it for a later date.

#Surrender
 
WASHINGTON—President Trump told aides he’s willing to end the U.S. military campaign against Iran even if the Strait of Hormuz remains largely closed, administration officials said, likely extending Tehran’s firm grip on the waterway and leaving a complex operation to reopen it for a later date.

#Surrender
Source Trust me Bro
 

Here's the "TACO our way into the new age Suez Crisis" move, but he also said this morning that he would commit war crimes by obliterating all of Iran's electric, oil, and desalination facilities if they don't open the strait, so... Anyone's guess.
Those of you who had Iran emerging stronger than before Daddy’s blundering, your bets are looking pretty good now.
 
Those of you who had Iran emerging stronger than before Daddy’s blundering, your bets are looking pretty good now.
So strong....
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I read the WSJ almost every day. It is very anti-Trump
There's a difference between objective reporting and op-eds. The Tug repeatedly struggles with the distinction between facts and narratives. This report is simply relaying what Trump said. Whether he means it or not is debatable, but it happened. He said the same thing 10 days ago.

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