Troy Fautanu, 2019 4* OL, Henderson (Liberty), NV (COMMITTED: HOLY SHIT)

He looks fan-fucking-tactic. Sign me the fuck up.
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Dude is crazy light on his feet. If he can carry another 40 pounds (and let's be honest, what Poly can't?) he could be a great OT. I haven't even seen any of him playing D yet (is there any on the reel?) and I would think he could be a decent DL. Or he could be a blocking TE/H-Back at his current weight.
 
He looks fan-fucking-tactic. Sign me the fuck up.
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Dude is crazy light on his feet. If he can carry another 40 pounds (and let's be honest, what Poly can't?) he could be a great OT. I haven't even seen any of him playing D yet (is there any on the reel?) and I would think he could be a decent DL. Or he could be a blocking TE/H-Back at his current weight.
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He’s got a big ass, he’ll be able to carry that weight easy. Will get to 310.
 
He looks fan-fucking-tactic. Sign me the fuck up.
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Dude is crazy light on his feet. If he can carry another 40 pounds (and let's be honest, what Poly can't?) he could be a great OT. I haven't even seen any of him playing D yet (is there any on the reel?) and I would think he could be a decent DL. Or he could be a blocking TE/H-Back at his current weight.
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He’s got a big ass, he’ll be able to carry that weight easy. Will get to 310.
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His feet are borderline erotic.

(Can't go wrong mixing Bielema and Rex Ryan references)
 
He looks fan-fucking-tactic. Sign me the fuck up.
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Dude is crazy light on his feet. If he can carry another 40 pounds (and let's be honest, what Poly can't?) he could be a great OT. I haven't even seen any of him playing D yet (is there any on the reel?) and I would think he could be a decent DL. Or he could be a blocking TE/H-Back at his current weight.
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He’s got a big ass, he’ll be able to carry that weight easy. Will get to 310.
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His feet are borderline erotic.

(Can't go wrong mixing Bielema and Rex Ryan references)
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Borderline erotic was the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. I lost my shit when I hear Bert say that.
 
He looks fan-fucking-tactic. Sign me the fuck up.
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Dude is crazy light on his feet. If he can carry another 40 pounds (and let's be honest, what Poly can't?) he could be a great OT. I haven't even seen any of him playing D yet (is there any on the reel?) and I would think he could be a decent DL. Or he could be a blocking TE/H-Back at his current weight.
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He’s got a big ass, he’ll be able to carry that weight easy. Will get to 310.
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Per usual your expertise in regards to young boys hips and asses is both admired and appreciated.
 
He looks fan-fucking-tactic. Sign me the fuck up.
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Dude is crazy light on his feet. If he can carry another 40 pounds (and let's be honest, what Poly can't?) [/b]he could be a great OT. I haven't even seen any of him playing D yet (is there any on the reel?) and I would think he could be a decent DL. Or he could be a blocking TE/H-Back at his current weight.
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He looks fan-fucking-tactic. Sign me the fuck up.
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Dude is crazy light on his feet. If he can carry another 40 pounds (and let's be honest, what Poly can't?) he could be a great OT. I haven't even seen any of him playing D yet (is there any on the reel?) and I would think he could be a decent DL. Or he could be a blocking TE/H-Back at his current weight.
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He’s got a big ass, he’ll be able to carry that weight easy. Will get to 310.
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His feet are borderline erotic.

(Can't go wrong mixing Bielema and Rex Ryan references)
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Borderline erotic was the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. I lost my shit when I hear Bert say that.
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I didn't really enjoy the game he said it about, to be honest.
 
I love this kid. Also, @DoogCourics is doing the lord's work here.
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You should enslave him as your apprentice. I don't think human trafficking applies to white males.

edit: Enslave @DoogCourics not the kid. That would be weird. #NAMBLA
 
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Apparently he’s from Washington and had cousins play at UW.

PLEASE GOD.
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Had written this up and saved as a draft but then had to do real life work. Came back and you beat me to it by 15 minutes.

Since I no longer can break this news on HH, I don't have anything beneficial to add to this.

My identity of who I am and what I offer is now in question. While I ponder my purpose and ask myself what my value even is anymore, I'll just say that I love him and I love his family and I love his cousins and I love UW and I love Coach Pete.

FYFMFDDY

 
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