Trolling PL_SS: Paying Players in the SEC

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Actually, a really good read.

Whatever the minimum of necessary paperwork to absolve a player of improper benefits received is, it's not a problem. A title for a moderately priced SUV can be created in a relative's name, as can a receipt of sale for a reasonable price.

"Hey, how'd he get that ride? His uncle bought it. How did his uncle buy it? Paid cash. Paid cash, how'd he do that? Shit, we don't know, but here's the receipt where he paid cash, and now y'all ain't got shit. Go tell the NCAA you think we're cheating because this kid's uncle bought him a used Tahoe in cash, you racist."

EDIT: I guess the link would be nice:http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/4/10/5594348/college-football-bag-man-interview
 
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The gist is consistent with every "dirty" recruiting story out there. There is no doubt in my mind that SECSECSEC country is better-situated for this sort of thing, but it happens EVERYWHERE. Including Oregon. And Washington. Maybe not to the same extent, maybe not as organized, but there are folks in the Pac-12 handing out $100 handshakes and helping athletes' relatives buy them cars.

Very good article, at least from a fun-read standpoint. How much to believe out of it?

 
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