Travels With Mabel

Well made it out of Meridian (murder capital of Mississippi)
passed thru
but did not mess around
then headed across the Mississippi River and ended up in Monroe
then went out to Mel's Cajun Chicken and Fish - on the way there this was playing on Sirius
it was kismet

 
Camped out in Meridian, MS doing baby backs for the big game
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And Modelo Negra

I learned to fly jets in Meridian, MS. Shithole. But I have fond memories of the girls looking for a way out of their shithole redneck lives who were willing to do anything (butt stuff) on the chance Iceman (me) might take them away to a better place.
 
Camped out in Meridian, MS doing baby backs for the big game
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And Modelo Negra

I learned to fly jets in Meridian, MS. Shithole. But I have fond memories of the girls looking for a way out of their shithole redneck lives who were willing to do anything (butt stuff) on the chance Iceman (me) might take them away to a better place.

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Camped out in Meridian, MS doing baby backs for the big game
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And Modelo Negra

I learned to fly jets in Meridian, MS. Shithole. But I have fond memories of the girls looking for a way out of their shithole redneck lives who were willing to do anything (butt stuff) on the chance Iceman (me) might take them away to a better place.

Story as old as tim.

iu


Every hot 17-22 year old in Meridian, MS in the late 80's to early 90's thought this was going to be their happy ending. For many of them it was. I wasn't suckered. Let them have the dream while I perform Olympics level ass play on them and then never call them again. A bunch of the guys rented a house right on the lake and they used to throw what we called Super Party a few times a summer. We would even have t-shirts made for the party. Had a ghetto slip nd slide going from the back porch about 150 feet into the lake. By 9PM every hot chick in central MS was at this party, usually naked, and hitting the slip and slide drunk. Those weekends were the closest I will ever get to knowing what Mick Jaggers life was like every day for 40 straight years.

As a now married man with progeny, I look back on my life 30 to 10 years ago and want to kill myself.
 
Camped out in Meridian, MS doing baby backs for the big game
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And Modelo Negra

I learned to fly jets in Meridian, MS. Shithole. But I have fond memories of the girls looking for a way out of their shithole redneck lives who were willing to do anything (butt stuff) on the chance Iceman (me) might take them away to a better place.

Story as old as tim.

iu


Every hot 17-22 year old in Meridian, MS in the late 80's to early 90's thought this was going to be their happy ending. For many of them it was. I wasn't suckered. Let them have the dream while I perform Olympics level ass play on them and then never call them again. A bunch of the guys rented a house right on the lake and they used to throw what we called Super Party a few times a summer. We would even have t-shirts made for the party. Had a ghetto slip nd slide going from the back porch about 150 feet into the lake. By 9PM every hot chick in central MS was at this party, usually naked, and hitting the slip and slide drunk. Those weekends were the closest I will ever get to knowing what Mick Jaggers life was like every day for 40 straight years.

As a now married man with progeny, I look back on my life 30 to 10 years ago and want to kill myself.

A REAL Officer and a Gentleman
 
Camped out in Meridian, MS doing baby backs for the big game
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And Modelo Negra

I learned to fly jets in Meridian, MS. Shithole. But I have fond memories of the girls looking for a way out of their shithole redneck lives who were willing to do anything (butt stuff) on the chance Iceman (me) might take them away to a better place.

Story as old as tim.

iu


Every hot 17-22 year old in Meridian, MS in the late 80's to early 90's thought this was going to be their happy ending. For many of them it was. I wasn't suckered. Let them have the dream while I perform Olympics level ass play on them and then never call them again. A bunch of the guys rented a house right on the lake and they used to throw what we called Super Party a few times a summer. We would even have t-shirts made for the party. Had a ghetto slip nd slide going from the back porch about 150 feet into the lake. By 9PM every hot chick in central MS was at this party, usually naked, and hitting the slip and slide drunk. Those weekends were the closest I will ever get to knowing what Mick Jaggers life was like every day for 40 straight years.

As a now married man with progeny, I look back on my life 30 to 10 years ago and want to kill myself.

Can we get back to taking Travels with Mabel?
 
Camped out in Meridian, MS doing baby backs for the big game
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And Modelo Negra

I learned to fly jets in Meridian, MS. Shithole. But I have fond memories of the girls looking for a way out of their shithole redneck lives who were willing to do anything (butt stuff) on the chance Iceman (me) might take them away to a better place.

Story as old as tim.

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Well Mabel is camped out in the Wild West Texas area that unfortunately smells like oil fields should smell like.
Odessa is not an RV destination location that will EVER be featured on the TravelUSA network. We spent a week in Tyler taking care of license renewals, stopped in Cisco for two nights making a trip to the ER with an UTI.

Have to eat two types of horse tablets a day, can finally pee without too much pain. Got to Odessa and after getting all set up, went to sit down and reaggrevated my knee. MrsIamnotinLebam is loving it - standard morning question "What hurts more, your right knee, left knee or weenie?"

so no pics, it is fucking cold in west Texas, it stinks, but we are having Thanksgiving with good family. Why they live here I will never know.

Edit: Your right @MikeDamone - @swaye hijacked the thread reliving his past after reflecting on his stationary trailer life. A trailer with a cigar storage basement tough
 
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Well Mabel is camped out in the Wild West Texas area that unfortunately smells like oil fields should smell like.
Odessa is not an RV destination location that will EVER be featured on the TravelUSA network. We spent a week in Tyler taking care of license renewals, stopped in Cisco for two nights making a trip to the ER with an UTI.

Have to eat two types of horse tablets a day, can finally pee without too much pain. Got to Odessa and after getting all set up, went to sit down and reaggrevated my knee. MrsIamnotinLebam is loving it - standard morning question "What hurts more, your right knee, left knee or weenie?"

so no pics, it is fucking cold in west Texas, it stinks, but we are having Thanksgiving with good family. Why they live here I will never know.

Edit: Your right @MikeDamone - @swaye hijacked the thread reliving his past after reflecting on his stationary trailer life. A trailer with a cigar storage basement tough

I am known for my hijackings.

iu

 
Well Mabel is camped out in the Wild West Texas area that unfortunately smells like oil fields should smell like.
Odessa is not an RV destination location that will EVER be featured on the TravelUSA network. We spent a week in Tyler taking care of license renewals, stopped in Cisco for two nights making a trip to the ER with an UTI.

Have to eat two types of horse tablets a day, can finally pee without too much pain. Got to Odessa and after getting all set up, went to sit down and reaggrevated my knee. MrsIamnotinLebam is loving it - standard morning question "What hurts more, your right knee, left knee or weenie?"

so no pics, it is fucking cold in west Texas, it stinks, but we are having Thanksgiving with good family. Why they live here I will never know.

Edit: Your right @MikeDamone - @swaye hijacked the thread reliving his past after reflecting on his stationary trailer life. A trailer with a cigar storage basement tough

You left of the part on when you dipped down to Mexico, telling Mrs Lebam where going for supplies, and caught at UTI.
 
Well here I am in Pipe Creek, Tx paying a whopping $375 a month for lodging this beast of an RV. Pulled in here and instantly threw my damn knee out. Good news the Missus learned how to hook up the trailer real fast. Did not even shout FU at me once.
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This place has deer feeders out and a herd of deer was running all over playing around - will capture some photos of those soon
 
Well here I am in Pipe Creek, Tx paying a whopping $375 a month for lodging this beast of an RV. Pulled in here and instantly threw my damn knee out. Good news the Missus learned how to hook up the trailer real fast. Did not even shout FU at me once.
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This place has deer feeders out and a herd of deer was running all over playing around - will capture some photos of those soon

Campground motto:
"Lay some pipe at Pipe Creek!"
 
Full moon over Pipe Creek, TX
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and if you look closely I think that might be yer anus
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will have to check to verify

It is called a Cold Moon and that was probably Mars

Jupiter, Saturn and Mars will also be visible in the night sky Wednesday, with an extraordinarily rare phenomenon, known as a lunar occultation of Mars, set to happen around the moon’s peak fullness[/i]

 
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Full moon over Pipe Creek, TX
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and if you look closely I think that might be yer anus
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will have to check to verify

It is called a Cold Moon and that was probably Mars

Jupiter, Saturn and Mars will also be visible in the night sky Wednesday, with an extraordinarily rare phenomenon, known as a lunar occultation of Mars, set to happen around the moon’s peak fullness[/i]

In an interesting corollary, I call max boner "peak fullness."
 
Full moon over Pipe Creek, TX
View attachment 54187
and if you look closely I think that might be yer anus
View attachment 54188
will have to check to verify

It is called a Cold Moon and that was probably Mars

Jupiter, Saturn and Mars will also be visible in the night sky Wednesday, with an extraordinarily rare phenomenon, known as a lunar occultation of Mars, set to happen around the moon’s peak fullness[/i]

In an interesting corollary, I call max boner "peak fullness."

Went I left weights and crush WODs it’s to #FillTheVeins
 
Do not turn Travels With Mabel into a typical thread that always ends up about boners.

and here is a new beer I ran across - Real Ale Brewing in Blanco, Tx
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I think a 6 pack of these puppies would be my limit
 
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