Transcript of conversation today with my dad when he called from the post office

[YellowSnow]

I've long been jealous of the @BearsWiin lifestyle. I'd be happy to just run the carpool van and go to the gym but my spouse believes in the dignity of work (for men only of course).

 

[BearsWiin]

A few corrections: Owiin Twelve was the return name, 7-6 Sarkisian Way, Gilbyham WI 54207. 54-7 was the score of the 2003 game of which I recently posted a scorebored pic, and the 54207 zip is from WI.

It was addressed to Derek "Stalin" Johnson, in cyrilic.

There are 1,298 dimes and one penny. And one 9mm Winchester spent shell casing with an extra i stamped/scratched into it.

The girls at the local UPS store had a blast helping me load the coffee grounds and then wrapping the hell out of the package. They made sure to cover as much as possible of the box with "Fragile" and "Priority Mail" stickers.

How did you talk your wife into advancing 4 months allowance?

I skimmed it off of a business expenses reimbursement

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

I've long been jealous of the @BearsWiin lifestyle. I'd be happy to just run the carpool van and go to the gym but my spouse believes in the dignity of work (for men only of course).

So do you just sit around all day and history or what?

 

[topdawgnc]

Why is Aptos redacted?

Because certain posters are so protective of their identities that they don't want their cities mentioned.

I *get* that. BW's been pretty open about his bedroom community of stay at home fathering choice, though.

Unless YOU have proof in HAND...it’s speculation for YOU. ‘Those who know’....meaning YOU are not a ‘THOSE’. I didn’t create the English language but ‘speculation’ is pretty cut and dry. Unless you are an eye witness, YOU are speculating. Word of mouth is not proof.

where did this saying come from?

A very righteous female Bama fan on twatterz, defending against Kaho SPECULATIONS.

Pictures?

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Why is Aptos redacted?

Because certain posters are so protective of their identities that they don't want their cities mentioned.

I *get* that. BW's been pretty open about his bedroom community of stay at home fathering choice, though.

Unless YOU have proof in HAND...it’s speculation for YOU. ‘Those who know’....meaning YOU are not a ‘THOSE’. I didn’t create the English language but ‘speculation’ is pretty cut and dry. Unless you are an eye witness, YOU are speculating. Word of mouth is not proof.

where did this saying come from?

A very righteous female Bama fan on twatterz, defending against Kaho SPECULATIONS.

Pictures?

https://twitter.com/mrsristyle/status/1028390613320982528https://twitter.com/AtomicUdubDawg/status/1028472184606318592https://twitter.com/mrsristyle/status/1028474543466266624

 

[YellowSnow]

I've long been jealous of the @BearsWiin lifestyle. I'd be happy to just run the carpool van and go to the gym but my spouse believes in the dignity of work (for men only of course).

So do you just sit around all day and history or what?

"Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day,how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work, but from the moment as a child when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors! Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask you once more: Rise and be worthy of this historical hour! No revolution is worth anything if it cannot defend itself! Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers and door to door charlatans. This is our duty: to change their perception. I say salesmen... and women of the world unite! We must never acquiesce for it is together, TOGETHER, THAT WE PREVAIL! We must never cede control of the motherland!"

 

[FireCohen]

Why is Aptos redacted?

Because certain posters are so protective of their identities that they don't want their cities mentioned.

I *get* that. BW's been pretty open about his bedroom community of stay at home fathering choice, though.

Unless YOU have proof in HAND...it’s speculation for YOU. ‘Those who know’....meaning YOU are not a ‘THOSE’. I didn’t create the English language but ‘speculation’ is pretty cut and dry. Unless you are an eye witness, YOU are speculating. Word of mouth is not proof.

where did this saying come from?

A very righteous female Bama fan on twatterz, defending against Kaho SPECULATIONS.

Pictures?

https://twitter.com/mrsristyle/status/1028390613320982528https://twitter.com/AtomicUdubDawg/status/1028472184606318592https://twitter.com/mrsristyle/status/1028474543466266624

I will give her a pearl necklace

 

[Thebourbinator]

Can I ask your dad about how to convince my CPA that I’m a consultant so I qualify for the 20% deduction?

 

[DerekJohnson]

So, do you record all your phone conversation?

I get all the screenshots that I need, buddy

 

[LebamDawg]

So, do you record all your phone conversation?

Most totalitarian dictators keep a tape recorder[/s]bottle of booze[/b] in their desk drawer. Pretty common really. Not a big deal.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Grundlestop

Oh for Christ's sake.

GRUNDLE STOp

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Grundlestop

Oh for Christ's sake.

GRUNDLE STOp

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

There are lots of idiots on Hardcore Husky, dad.

New bored motto?

 

[Swaye]

I love this thread.

 

[DerekJohnson]