100% true story:
One night in Summer of 1991, Steve Emtman and I had drunkenly wandered away from the Dutchess, I don't remember what we'd left for, but we found ourselves in an alleyway and were trying to get back to the bar. This alley was lined with yard fences and we couldn't find a place to cut through. So Steve goes over to this section of wooden fence, reaches out his enormous wingspan and lifts the entire fucking section of wooden slat fence out of the earth, throws it to the side and we wander back in to join the girls.