Today's Mariners Fucktardness

Tequilla

Tequilla

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Career Stats for Houston's Starting Picture Collin McHugh:

47.1 IP, 28 K's, 0-8 record, 8.94 ERA

Tonight's stats:

6.2 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 12 K's

Good work Mariners.
 
My guess is that they'll get out of April 3-5 games above .500 ...

Oakland is probably good enough to still win 90+ and win the division. But with the way the rest of the division is looking, the Mariners could very easily stumble into 85-90 wins this year if the rotation gets back healthy. The pen is still a giant question mark though. The offense is young, will have ups and downs, but in general, is a massive improvement over what has been here for most of the last 5-10 years.
 
My guess is that they'll get out of April 3-5 games above .500 ...

Oakland is probably good enough to still win 90+ and win the division. But with the way the rest of the division is looking, the Mariners could very easily stumble into 85-90 wins this year if the rotation gets back healthy. The pen is still a giant question mark though. The offense is young, will have ups and downs, but in general, is a massive improvement over what has been here for most of the last 5-10 years.
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Not sure who you're making fun of but please tell me this is a whoosh
 
My guess is that they'll get out of April 3-5 games above .500 ...

Oakland is probably good enough to still win 90+ and win the division. But with the way the rest of the division is looking, the Mariners could very easily stumble into 85-90 wins this year if the rotation gets back healthy. The pen is still a giant question mark though. The offense is young, will have ups and downs, but in general, is a massive improvement over what has been here for most of the last 5-10 years.
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Not sure who you're making fun of but please tell me this is a whoosh
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This is a copy and paste from Tequilla of just last week.
 
My guess is that they'll get out of April 3-5 games above .500 ...

Oakland is probably good enough to still win 90+ and win the division. But with the way the rest of the division is looking, the Mariners could very easily stumble into 85-90 wins this year if the rotation gets back healthy. The pen is still a giant question mark though. The offense is young, will have ups and downs, but in general, is a massive improvement over what has been here for most of the last 5-10 years.
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Not sure who you're making fun of but please tell me this is a whoosh
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It's not. The Mariners have lost a lot of one run games though.
 
I laugh every time the Mariners lose in hope this is an AuburnDoog special. I really want to see a 100 loss season. The post and predictions have "Basketball Team Doesn't Suck" written all over it.
 
I laugh every time the Mariners lose in hope this is an AuburnDoog special. I really want to see a 100 loss season. The post and predictions have "Basketball Team Doesn't Suck" written all over it.
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The rebuild appears to be ahead of schedule.......this team does not suck.

Unlike AuburnDoog I don't think Tequilla will bitch out and run back to Doogman. Tequilla is actually pretty good at taking shit and isn't a total cunt like AuburnDoog.
 
At this point, it's very clear that the young guys are pressing and there isn't enough leadership to keep everybody operating on a day to day basis where you flush yesterday and move on.

Fuck me for being optimistic.
 
At this point, it's very clear that the young guys fucking suck and there isn't enough talent to keep everybody operating on a day to day basis so they should all head to the Aurora Bridge and hurl themselves off of it.
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FTFY
 
What do you nega Mariners have to say now?!! ROFL!! Still want Jack Z fired? That's what I thought.....
 
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