To Our Resident Buffs: Your Narrative Sucks

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All we keep hearing this week is about how CU has been overlooked all season and we at HH are just continuing the trend of teams and fans overlooking these plucky Buffs at their peril.

No.

You were overlooked at the beginning of the year because you were predicted to win 4 games. Congratulations, you surprisingly don't suck. Everyone has now caught on to the fact that your player-abusing DC is a good coach and you are a good team. But you are not elite and you are facing an elite team on Friday.

Yes CU covered the spread 10 out of 12 games. But CU failed to cover two out of the last four. The market finally figured you out and the market has correctly assessed you as a significant underdog on Friday.

UW is better at every position group. The metrics say UW is better on both sides of the ball. UW has significantly better results against common opponents.

UW is going to roll and the Rose Bowl is going to skip over you and take USC. Sorry, better luck next year.
 
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Colorado sucks. If UW loses to Colorado then UW sucks and the program deserves to be lit on fire.

Colorado does have Jesus on their side though. I still think Ross torches Jesus rather easily.
 
larry scott and his band of p12 refs ready to fuck over the buffs.

UW wins: UW in playoff and SC to rose, p12 and networks happy
CU wins: CU to rose, nobody buys tickets, UW to cotton (maybe?), nobody buys tickets

we? still win by over 9000 so this wont happen but im just sayin...
 
Colorado sucks. If UW loses to Colorado then UW sucks and the program deserves to be lit on fire.

Colorado does have Jesus on their side though. I still think Ross torches Jesus rather easily.
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Ross is gonna drown on Chido Island. Your best bet is giving Gaskin and Coleman 70 touches but we all know Babushka won't do that.
 
larry scott and his band of p12 refs ready to fuck over the buffs.

UW wins: UW in playoff and SC to rose, p12 and networks happy
CU wins: CU to rose, nobody buys tickets, UW to cotton (maybe?), nobody buys tickets

we? still win by over 9000 so this wont happen but im just sayin...
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This is true:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2016-12-01/do-college-football-refs-have-it-in-for-your-team

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This article discusses incest, in case anyone was thinking of not reading it.
 
All we keep hearing this week is about how CU has been overlooked all season and we at HH are just continuing the trend of teams and fans overlooking these plucky Buffs at their peril.

No.

You were overlooked at the beginning of the year because you were predicted to win 4 games. Congratulations, you surprisingly don't suck. Everyone has now caught on to the fact that your player-abusing DC is a good coach and you are a good team. But you are not elite and you are facing an elite team on Friday.

Yes CU covered the spread 10 out of 12 games. But CU failed to cover two out of the last four. The market finally figured you out and the market has correctly assessed you as a significant underdog on Friday.

UW is better at every position group. The metrics say UW is better on both sides of the ball. UW has significantly better results against common opponents.

UW is going to roll and the Rose Bowl is going to skip over you and take USC. Sorry, better luck next year.
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You started off great and kinda tapered off. You are right, we got a pass early season when people thought it was a fluke and then we kept winning. You may have an edge overall on talent but I would argue that an elite team is one that makes it to the top 10 and conf championship, regardless of the amount of blue chip players the team has. Elite teams develop through the adversity that a season throws their way and CU has done quite well. Keep stating the metrics as gospel because they are never wrong. And you call us a significant underdog when the professionals in Vegas are sporting you 7.5 points? Doesn't seem like the betting nation nor the professionals are viewing this game as a gimme to UW. If you guys win, I will cheer for you in the playoff to represent the P12. I hate to agree that the tv money is too good that if we lose we may get skipped from attending the Rose Bowl by USC. I think it's gonna be a dog your heels in kind of game and it could come down to a turnover, special teams or whoever has it with time running out. Good luck from a lifelong CU diehard. I admit that I am beyond happy to just be in this position but don't think for a second this team is content on owning just the South.

 
Colorado sucks. If UW loses to Colorado then UW sucks and the program deserves to be lit on fire.

Colorado does have Jesus on their side though. I still think Ross torches Jesus rather easily.
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Ross is gonna drown on Chido Island. Your best bet is giving Gaskin and Coleman 70 touches but we all know Babushka won't do that.
Click to expand...

How do you drown on an island? Is there a pond on the island? A better response would be Ross will drown in the near vicinity of Chido Island because Chido Island has strict immigration laws.
 
Colorado sucks. If UW loses to Colorado then UW sucks and the program deserves to be lit on fire.

Colorado does have Jesus on their side though. I still think Ross torches Jesus rather easily.
Click to expand...

Ross is gonna drown on Chido Island. Your best bet is giving Gaskin and Coleman 70 touches but we all know Babushka won't do that.
Click to expand...

How do you drown on an island? Is there a pond on the island? A better response would be Ross will drown in the near vicinity of Chido Island because Chido Island has strict immigration laws.
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Huge immigration laws. The best immigration laws.
 
Sunny Dikes is an outstanding coach. Colorado, an outstanding team

The Husky's however, are a Championship caliber team and will pull away on a neutral field.

34-7 halftime. Clear the bench second half. 45-13 final
 
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All we keep hearing this week is about how CU has been overlooked all season and we at HH are just continuing the trend of teams and fans overlooking these plucky Buffs at their peril.

No.

You were overlooked at the beginning of the year because you were predicted to win 4 games. Congratulations, you surprisingly don't suck. Everyone has now caught on to the fact that your player-abusing DC is a good coach and you are a good team. But you are not elite and you are facing an elite team on Friday.

Yes CU covered the spread 10 out of 12 games. But CU failed to cover two out of the last four. The market finally figured you out and the market has correctly assessed you as a significant underdog on Friday.

UW is better at every position group. The metrics say UW is better on both sides of the ball. UW has significantly better results against common opponents.

UW is going to roll and the Rose Bowl is going to skip over you and take USC. Sorry, better luck next year.
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Might as well not even play the game.
 
larry scott and his band of p12 refs ready to fuck over the buffs.

UW wins: UW in playoff and SC to rose, p12 and networks happy
CU wins: CU to rose, nobody buys tickets, UW to cotton (maybe?), nobody buys tickets

we? still win by over 9000 so this wont happen but im just sayin...
Click to expand...

This is true:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2016-12-01/do-college-football-refs-have-it-in-for-your-team

800x-1.png
Click to expand...

This article discusses incest, in case anyone was thinking of not reading it.
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So we are a "protected" team but still only won 7 games a year?

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I guess it makes sense they're this fucktarded given everyone smart in the state is too busy starting a tech company, skiing on dope or becoming a doula.

What's left after those people in that state make WSU fans look like a Parisian Enlightenment salon.
 
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I guess it makes sense they're this fucktarded given everyone smart in the state is too busy starting a tech company, skiing on dope or becoming a doula.

What's left after those people in that state make WSU fans look like a Parisian Enlightenment salon.
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If we're gonna start bashing doulas-in-training I'm out!
 
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