Times are tough - can someone help me out?

I have a Neuheisal signed helmet that I won't let go for less than $1500. Winning a Rose bowl and popping off should be worth at least 10 times Tyrone "Losingham's" (lol) 0-12.
 
I'm going to buy it, take a dump in it then mail it to Emmert.

Anyone have an address?

The National Collegiate Athletic Association
700 W. Washington Street
P.O. Box 6222
Indianapolis, Indiana 46206-6222

As always, pics of you shitting in helmet, boxing it up, and sending it at the post office would be helpful.
 
I'm going to buy it, take a dump in it then mail it to Emmert.

Anyone have an address?

The National Collegiate Athletic Association
700 W. Washington Street
P.O. Box 6222
Indianapolis, Indiana 46206-6222

As always, pics of you shitting in helmet, boxing it up, and sending it at the post office would be helpful.

imo, we don't need ANY pics of someone shitting in a helmt.

hth
 
I'm going to buy it, take a dump in it then mail it to Emmert.

Anyone have an address?

The National Collegiate Athletic Association
700 W. Washington Street
P.O. Box 6222
Indianapolis, Indiana 46206-6222

As always, pics of you shitting in helmet, boxing it up, and sending it at the post office would be helpful.

imo, we don't need ANY pics of someone shitting in a helmt.

hth

I'm going to buy it, take a dump in it then mail it to Emmert.

Anyone have an address?

The National Collegiate Athletic Association
700 W. Washington Street
P.O. Box 6222
Indianapolis, Indiana 46206-6222

As always, pics of you shitting in helmet, boxing it up, and sending it at the post office would be helpful.

imo, we don't need ANY pics of someone shitting in a helmt.

hth

What if the helmet sported a tinted shield?
 


I'm going to buy it, take a dump in it then mail it to Emmert.

Anyone have an address?

This would be hilarious! Hopefully, you are serious because it is one of the funniest ideas I have ever heard.

 
I'm going to buy it, take a dump in it then mail it to Emmert.

Anyone have an address?

This would be hilarious! Hopefully, you are serious because it is one of the funniest ideas I have ever heard.

WhiskeyDawg sent Emmert and Ty a 10th place trophy back in the day. SQC shitting in a helmet and sending it to Dr. Snakeoil would be an HHB accomplishment history would surely remember.
 
I'm going to buy it, take a dump in it then mail it to Emmert.

Anyone have an address?

This would be hilarious! Hopefully, you are serious because it is one of the funniest ideas I have ever heard.

WhiskeyDawg sent Emmert and Ty a 10th place trophy back in the day. SQC shitting in a helmet and sending it to Dr. Snakeoil would be an HHB accomplishment history would surely remember.

How was Emmert not a good president? Be specific. #HIKIM
 
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I'm going to buy it, take a dump in it then mail it to Emmert.

Anyone have an address?

This would be hilarious! Hopefully, you are serious because it is one of the funniest ideas I have ever heard.

WhiskeyDawg sent Emmert and Ty a 10th place trophy back in the day. SQC shitting in a helmet and sending it to Dr. Snakeoil would be an HHB accomplishment history would surely remember.

The 10th place trophy is humerous, but shitting in the Ty Willie signed helmet and mailing it to Emmert would be fucking classic! And I don't use that word lightly. Pranks don't get much better than that.
 
I'm going to buy it, take a dump in it then mail it to Emmert.

Anyone have an address?

This would be hilarious! Hopefully, you are serious because it is one of the funniest ideas I have ever heard.

WhiskeyDawg sent Emmert and Ty a 10th place trophy back in the day. SQC shitting in a helmet and sending it to Dr. Snakeoil would be an HHB accomplishment history would surely remember.

The 10th place trophy is humerous, but shitting in the Ty Willie signed helmet and mailing it to Emmert would be fucking classic! And I don't use that word lightly. Pranks don't get much better than that.
It's only funny the first 23 times

 
I'm going to buy it, take a dump in it then mail it to Emmert.

Anyone have an address?

This would be hilarious! Hopefully, you are serious because it is one of the funniest ideas I have ever heard.

WhiskeyDawg sent Emmert and Ty a 10th place trophy back in the day. SQC shitting in a helmet and sending it to Dr. Snakeoil would be an HHB accomplishment history would surely remember.

Add Todd Turner too. I told him that the trophy would look great in the new Hall of Champions.
 
I'm going to buy it, take a dump in it then mail it to Emmert.

Anyone have an address?

This would be hilarious! Hopefully, you are serious because it is one of the funniest ideas I have ever heard.

WhiskeyDawg sent Emmert and Ty a 10th place trophy back in the day. SQC shitting in a helmet and sending it to Dr. Snakeoil would be an HHB accomplishment history would surely remember.

Add Todd Turner too. I told him that the trophy would look great in the new Hall of Champions.

Well, it wasn't exactly "you" who told him. ;)
 
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