Time to kill it with fire quickly

[YellowSnow]

Most female athletes are ugly, lesbian, or a combination of both.

Even the good looking ones are most likely lesbians. Sorry, Yella.

Who cares? Is anyone here actually capable of hooking up with a college or pro female athlete? As long as they are women and not trans IDGAF whether they prefer puss over cock. I only get to look anyways.

Well, I married one. Does that count?

No. We're living in the now, and college age Mr and Mrs Yella ain't coming through that door.

I weigh the same as I did at age 22 have 97 percent of the hair.

But still.

 

[chuck]

Most female athletes are ugly, lesbian, or a combination of both.

Even the good looking ones are most likely lesbians. Sorry, Yella.

Who cares? Is anyone here actually capable of hooking up with a college or pro female athlete? As long as they are women and not trans IDGAF whether they prefer puss over cock. I only get to look anyways.

Well, I married one. Does that count?

No. We're living in the now, and college age Mr and Mrs Yella ain't coming through that door.

I weigh the same as I did at age 22 have 97 percent of the hair.

But still.

I weigh 40lbs less and have 40% as much hair.

I like lesbians fine but have a better chance of catching one of the hot ones closer to my own age drunk enough to consider a shag.

 

[YellowSnow]

Most female athletes are ugly, lesbian, or a combination of both.

Even the good looking ones are most likely lesbians. Sorry, Yella.

Who cares? Is anyone here actually capable of hooking up with a college or pro female athlete? As long as they are women and not trans IDGAF whether they prefer puss over cock. I only get to look anyways.

Well, I married one. Does that count?

No. We're living in the now, and college age Mr and Mrs Yella ain't coming through that door.

I weigh the same as I did at age 22 have 97 percent of the hair.

But still.

I weigh 40lbs less and have 40% as much hair.

I like lesbians fine but have a better chance of catching one of the hot ones closer to my own age drunk enough to consider a shag.

Lulz.

 

[Pitchfork51]

The majority of people that are in shape are smashable.

A bunch of 20 year old chicks that are in shape are for the most part going to be smashable.

Only the true freaks go pro and they tend to not be. The rest are jags and I'm ready to plow

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

The majority of people that are in shape are smashable.

A bunch of 20 year old chicks that are in shape are for the most part going to be smashable.

Only the true freaks go pro and they tend to not be. The rest are jags and I'm ready to plow

Young, healthy, fit has gotten be more than 81% smash rate.

 

[Pitchfork51]

The majority of people that are in shape are smashable.

A bunch of 20 year old chicks that are in shape are for the most part going to be smashable.

Only the true freaks go pro and they tend to not be. The rest are jags and I'm ready to plow

Young, healthy, fit has gotten be more than 81% smash rate.

Got my magnum condoms

Got my wad of hundreds

 

[WilburHooksHands]

looks like the libs have set up a nice tent city in Billy’s head

 

[pawz]

The majority of people that are in shape are smashable.

A bunch of 20 year old chicks that are in shape are for the most part going to be smashable.

Only the true freaks go pro and they tend to not be. The rest are jags and I'm ready to plow

Young, healthy, fit has gotten be more than 81% smash rate.

Got my magnum condoms[/i][/b]

Got my wad of hundreds

Cashmere socks don’t count.

 

[YellowSnow]

The majority of people that are in shape are smashable.

A bunch of 20 year old chicks that are in shape are for the most part going to be smashable.

Only the true freaks go pro and they tend to not be. The rest are jags and I'm ready to plow

Young, healthy, fit has gotten be more than 81% smash rate.

Let us not forget either, that high level NCAA sports builds positive character attributes in young women.

I know some of you prefer low self esteem, daddy issues, but that's not really what you want for a successful, loving relationship.

 

[TheHB]

Most female athletes are ugly, lesbian, or a combination of both.

Even the good looking ones are most likely lesbians. Sorry, Yella.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[TheHB]

Most female athletes are ugly, lesbian, or a combination of both.

Even the good looking ones are most likely lesbians. Sorry, Yella.

Who cares? Is anyone here actually capable of hooking up with a college or pro female athlete? As long as they are women and not trans IDGAF whether they prefer puss over cock. I only get to look anyways.

Well, I married one. Does that count?

No. We're living in the now, and college age Mr and Mrs Yella ain't coming through that door.

I weigh the same as I did at age 22 have 97 percent of the hair.

But still.

I weigh 40lbs less and have 40% as much hair.

I like lesbians fine but have a better chance of catching one of the hot ones closer to my own age drunk enough to consider a shag.