Time to give credit where it's due

[creepycoug]

Jesus Christos. She’s 73 now. You’d give your left @creepycoug nut to get with that gal at age 50.

Time catches up with every woman not named Christy Brinkley.

GTFOOH with that shit Tree Top. Just because you're a foot taller than the rest of us, don't presume to know what gets me fired up.
Yeah, at 50 she was fine. I would not turn away. But also not give my left nut fine. Honestly, and the Harbor guys who know me here know this to be true, Mrs. Creep out points that broad by a margin, and I say that on a morning when Mrs. Creep is on my shitlist. To be clear, Mrs. Creep now out points Jean Smart then. Comparing at like age, Jean isn't in her league. I'm telling you, I have always outkicked my coverage, but never more so than with that one. I still fucking hear about it, although usually by friends who themselves never stood a chance, so whatever. Oily hair and silk suits won that day.
She's just an actress Yella. Don't be starstruck. It's unmanly.
PS: that's push together boob cleavage in the first picture. Mrs. Creep, and yes, Ms. Hayek, don't need help from tight-fitting cloth to make it happen. It just happens.

Well, at least, we went from "gross" to "would not turn away".

Not turn away at 50. Gross now.

 

[creepycoug]

Jesus Christos. She’s 73 now. You’d give your left @creepycoug nut to get with that gal at age 50.

Time catches up with every woman not named Christy Brinkley.

Ahem…

What fucking stunning woman Salma is. I bow to her hotness. And that shit is real.

 

[YellowSnow]

Jesus Christos. She’s 73 now. You’d give your left @creepycoug nut to get with that gal at age 50.

Time catches up with every woman not named Christy Brinkley.

Ahem…

She's 58, not 73 bud.

 

[YellowSnow]

Jesus Christos. She’s 73 now. You’d give your left @creepycoug nut to get with that gal at age 50.

Time catches up with every woman not named Christy Brinkley.

Ahem…

What fucking stunning woman Salma is. I bow to her hotness. And that shit is real.

Cultural bias.
She is an objectively stunning older woman though.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Jesus Christos. She’s 73 now. You’d give your left @creepycoug nut to get with that gal at age 50.

Time catches up with every woman not named Christy Brinkley.

GTFOOH with that shit Tree Top. Just because you're a foot taller than the rest of us, don't presume to know what gets me fired up.
Yeah, at 50 she was fine. I would not turn away. But also not give my left nut fine. Honestly, and the Harbor guys who know me here know this to be true, Mrs. Creep out points that broad by a margin, and I say that on a morning when Mrs. Creep is on my shitlist. To be clear, Mrs. Creep now out points Jean Smart then. Comparing at like age, Jean isn't in her league. I'm telling you, I have always outkicked my coverage, but never more so than with that one. I still fucking hear about it, although usually by friends who themselves never stood a chance, so whatever. Oily hair and silk suits won that day.
She's just an actress Yella. Don't be starstruck. It's unmanly.
PS: that's push together boob cleavage in the first picture. Mrs. Creep, and yes, Ms. Hayek, don't need help from tight-fitting cloth to make it happen. It just happens.

Sounds like Ol Yella hit a nerve with the swarthy Cuban

 

[creepycoug]

Jesus Christos. She’s 73 now. You’d give your left @creepycoug nut to get with that gal at age 50.

Time catches up with every woman not named Christy Brinkley.

GTFOOH with that shit Tree Top. Just because you're a foot taller than the rest of us, don't presume to know what gets me fired up.
Yeah, at 50 she was fine. I would not turn away. But also not give my left nut fine. Honestly, and the Harbor guys who know me here know this to be true, Mrs. Creep out points that broad by a margin, and I say that on a morning when Mrs. Creep is on my shitlist. To be clear, Mrs. Creep now out points Jean Smart then. Comparing at like age, Jean isn't in her league. I'm telling you, I have always outkicked my coverage, but never more so than with that one. I still fucking hear about it, although usually by friends who themselves never stood a chance, so whatever. Oily hair and silk suits won that day.
She's just an actress Yella. Don't be starstruck. It's unmanly.
PS: that's push together boob cleavage in the first picture. Mrs. Creep, and yes, Ms. Hayek, don't need help from tight-fitting cloth to make it happen. It just happens.

Sounds like Ol Yella hit a nerve with the swarthy Cuban

Alright, I'll come clean. She turned me down at a bar and I haven't gotten over the dick punch of that rejection. I mean, would you?

 

[DerekJohnson]

Jesus Christos. She’s 73 now. You’d give your left @creepycoug nut to get with that gal at age 50.

Time catches up with every woman not named Christy Brinkley.

GTFOOH with that shit Tree Top. Just because you're a foot taller than the rest of us, don't presume to know what gets me fired up.
Yeah, at 50 she was fine. I would not turn away. But also not give my left nut fine. Honestly, and the Harbor guys who know me here know this to be true, Mrs. Creep out points that broad by a margin, and I say that on a morning when Mrs. Creep is on my shitlist. To be clear, Mrs. Creep now out points Jean Smart then. Comparing at like age, Jean isn't in her league. I'm telling you, I have always outkicked my coverage, but never more so than with that one. I still fucking hear about it, although usually by friends who themselves never stood a chance, so whatever. Oily hair and silk suits won that day.
She's just an actress Yella. Don't be starstruck. It's unmanly.
PS: that's push together boob cleavage in the first picture. Mrs. Creep, and yes, Ms. Hayek, don't need help from tight-fitting cloth to make it happen. It just happens.

Sounds like Ol Yella hit a nerve with the swarthy Cuban

Alright, I'll come clean. She turned me down at a bar and I haven't gotten over the dick punch of that rejection. I mean, would you?

So hot

 

[DucksFC]

73 years old. still wood.

 

[Joey]

73 years old. still wood.

She’s a lesbian now, unless you’re trying to dox yourself

 

[NeGgaPlEaSe]

black don’t crack and brown don’t frown

 

[DucksFC]

73 years old. still wood.

She’s a lesbian now, unless you’re trying to dox yourself

couldn't care less. still wood.

 

[NeGgaPlEaSe]

 

[creepycoug]

Jesus Christos. She’s 73 now. You’d give your left @creepycoug nut to get with that gal at age 50.

Time catches up with every woman not named Christy Brinkley.

Ahem…

She's 58, not 73 bud.

That hotness is so strong that I'd be shocked if it's completely gone at 73. Salma is in my T5.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Jesus Christos. She’s 73 now. You’d give your left @creepycoug nut to get with that gal at age 50.

Time catches up with every woman not named Christy Brinkley.

Ahem…

She's 58, not 73 bud.

That hotness is so strong that I'd be shocked if it's completely gone at 73. Salma is in my T5.

Depends on whether the adenochrome supply stays constant.

TITTT

 

[creepycoug]

Salma is beyond our shitty little conspiracy theories. God put her on this earth for us to look at. Ah natural baby.

 

[YellowSnow]

Salma is beyond our shitty little conspiracy theories. God put her on this earth for us to look at. Ah natural baby.

5’2”, jefe.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Salma is beyond our shitty little conspiracy theories. God put her on this earth for us to look at. Ah natural baby.

5’2”, jefe.

Who fucking cares?
I have 2 hall passes: Salma and Jennifer Anniston.

 

[creepycoug]

Salma is beyond our shitty little conspiracy theories. God put her on this earth for us to look at. Ah natural baby.

5’2”, jefe.

I’ll take your turn then, Tree Top. Any time.

 

[YellowSnow]

Simonetta Stefanelli @creepycoug is the hottest swarthy actress of all time. At least she was 5’6” . But I’ll never talk any of you guysm out of you creepy dwarf kink
 

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Horizontally they are all the same height.

Throbber math.