Tijuana

First go to the local Mexican police department and sign up to be an organ donor. Next, try to score some blow from a low level cartel member. They've got access to the best chit. Boast about how rich you got from your HH poasting career and how hot your wife is, and that you can't wait to get back to your hotel to fuck her. Talk about how much you appreciate spic culture. Make sure you use the word spic. In some parts being called a 'latino' is an insult. If the drug dealer appears to be friendly and invites you to take a tour of the countryside, embark immediately and trust him implicitly. Those essays accompanying him are only there for your protection. They're good guys. Lots of kidnappings in the area. Doesn't hurt to be safe. Agree to take possession of a large briefcase they give you that may or may not be inspected at various checkpoints. Know that the blindfold they just put on you is to block out the hot Mexican sun. Enjoy your fucking trip.
 
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I do but Derek wouldn't like it.
They do.
Donkey show?

Actually, I heard those are a myth and don't really exist.
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Got proof? That's what I thought.
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PM it to me our your a fucking liar
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You want to see a man fuck a donkey?
Here ya go youtu.be/_VKWLC87Uzw?t=12m50s
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O/U how many hours until this link goes *poof* ?

I always knew this site would link to a man fucking a donkey I just didn't think it would take so long.
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Hardy har har.
 
I was in Tijuana many years ago accompanied by a stunning blonde friend. I got three requests for me to sell her. Weird shit. I hope she is okay.
 
I once woke up on the beautiful shores of Rosarita Beach, no idea how I got there. After an argument w/ the ex and a healthy dose of rice and beans we headed back north, to familiar territory. True story
 
I once woke up on the beautiful shores of Rosarita Beach, no idea how I got there. After an argument w/ the ex and a healthy dose of rice and beans we headed back north, to familiar territory. True story
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As true as the time you were hiking up the mountains near a remote river and after setting up camp, you heard Sasquatch screams and then you got the fuck out of there?
 
I once woke up on the beautiful shores of Rosarita Beach, no idea how I got there. After an argument w/ the ex and a healthy dose of rice and beans we headed back north, to familiar territory. True story
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As true as the time you were hiking up the mountains near a remote river and after setting up camp, you heard Sasquatch screams and then you got the fuck out of there?
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Buzkill brah
 
Papa's and Beer?
I once woke up on the beautiful shores of Rosarita Beach, no idea how I got there. After an argument w/ the ex and a healthy dose of rice and beans we headed back north, to familiar territory. True story
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I was in Tijuana many years ago accompanied by a stunning blonde friend. I got three requests for me to sell her. Weird shit. I hope she is okay.
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How much did you end up getting for her? I'm heading down next month and just wanted a ballpark figure for planning purposes.
 
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