Tiger trolls the PGA

[RaceBannon]

While the three people that still care about golf would love to start the Rory era Tiger shows he's still bigger than everyone by not being there. Then he shows up today still "unsure" if he can play. And is the only story anyone cares about even though he'll play like shit and withdraw if he does play.

And that will be the big story regardless of who wins.

If it rains and the course is soft with no wind I got Rory. Otherwise I like the field. I'd love to be a Rory guy but beat someone other than Sergio somewhere other than a soft wind free course. Sergio beats himself. Fowler panicked at the thought of the lead on a Saturday in Britain.

There's a reason we irrationally wait for Tiger to be Tiger despite all evidence that he died.

 

[Tequilla]

What's the stat on Sergio now? Something like 3 for 9 in winning tournaments when he has the lead after Saturday?

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

When Eldrick decides to stop being Eldrick, we can refer to him as Tiger again.

Hope this helps.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

I'll wait for MelloDawg to weigh in before forming my opinion.

 

[RaceBannon]

I'm an independent thinker who gets my opinions from FAUX NEWS!

 

[allpurpleallgold]

You must be high.

 

[RaceBannon]

You must be high.

For saying Tiger will play like shit and withdraw or accurately pointing out that he's still all that matters as his trolling as proven?

 

[allpurpleallgold]

For the Faux News joke.

 

[pawz]

Yeah, but what about the KNEE?!

 

[greenblood]

I've been waiting 20 years for Daly to return.

 

[PurpleJ]

 

[RaceBannon]

Day 2 and the rain arrives. #Rory

 

[ThomasFremont]

Tiger misses the cut, Rory in the lead.

Script in full swing.

 

[RaceBannon]

Tiger misses the cut, soft course Rory in the lead.

Script in full swing.

Jason Day looming

 

[doogsinparadise]

Tiger hasn't had time to get the right pain meds in yet.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

I already cashed my bet on the field.

 

[JaWarrenJaHooker]

RIP Mello dawg you cocksucking faggot

 

[ThomasFremont]

RIP Mello dawg you cocksucking faggot

Only doogs hate Mello Dawg.

 

[Doogles]

When Tiger gets back to Hookers and Blow, Tiger will win another major.

 

[CuntWaffle]

Fowler!