this will blow some minds here

[DerekJohnson]

 

[Swaye]

God said let there be book, and there was book.

 

[ThomasFremont]

God didn't write the bible.

HTH

 

[OZONE]

God didn't write the bible.

HTH

And even for those that think she did -- it wasn't written in English.

 

[RaceBannon]

God didn't write the bible.

HTH

And even for those that think she did -- it wasn't written in English.

Pretty sure everyone knows it was French captain obvious

 

[OZONE]

God didn't write the bible.

HTH

And even for those that think she did -- it wasn't written in English.

Pretty sure everyone knows it was French Old English captain obvious

FIFY

It was originally written in Old English (the common language in Europe, Rome, and Israel at the time). Then King James had it rewritten into modern english.

 

[OZONE]

On angynne gesceop God heofenan and eorðan. 2 Seo eorðe soðlice wæs idel ond æmti, ond þeostra wæron ofer ðære nywelnysse bradnysse; ond Godes gast wæs geferod ofer wæteru.

3 God cwæð ða, "Gewurðe leoht," ond leoht wæarð geworht. 4 God geseah ða ðæt hit god wæs, ond he todælde þæt leoht fram ðam ðystrum. 5 Ond het ðæt leoht dæg ond þa ðystru niht: ða wæs geworden æfen ond merigen an dæg.

6 God cwæð ða eft, "Gewurðe nu fæstnys tomiddes ðam wæterum ond totwæme ða wæteru fram ðam wæterum." 7 Ond God geworhte ða fæstnysse, ond totwæmde ða wæteru, ða wæron under ðære fæstnysse, fram ðam ðe wæren bufan ðære fæstnysse: hit wæs ða swa gedon. 8 Ond God het ða fæstnysse heofenan, ond wæs ða geworden æfen ond mergen oðer dæg.

9 God ða soðlice cwæð, "Beon gegaderode ða wæteru ðe synd under ðære heofonan ond æteowige drignys." Hit wæs ða swa gedon. 10 Ond God gecygde ða drignysse eorðan ond ðære wætera gegaderunge he het sæ. God geseah ða ðæt hit god wæs.

 

[DerekJohnson]

God didn't write the bible.

HTH

And even for those that think she did -- it wasn't written in English.

Pretty sure everyone knows it was French Old English captain obvious

FIFY

It was originally written in Old English (the common language in Europe, Rome, and Israel at the time). Then King James had it rewritten into modern english.

How do you say LEAVE!! in Aramaic?

 

[Muttzen]

wow that books gotta be 6000 years old

 

[OZONE]

God didn't write the bible.

HTH

And even for those that think she did -- it wasn't written in English.

Pretty sure everyone knows it was French Old English captain obvious

FIFY

It was originally written in Old English (the common language in Europe, Rome, and Israel at the time). Then King James had it rewritten into modern english.

How do you say LEAVE!! in Aramaic?

læfan

 

[d2d]

Nick, (I like to call him "Nick"), wrote a personal note to me in my copy.

 

[jecornel]

God didn't write the bible.

HTH

Gods does and controls everything..... so, yes he did write it. He even decides wins and losses and the outcomes of war.

 

[OZONE]

God didn't write the bible.

HTH

Gods does and controls everything..... so, yes he did write it. He even decides wins and losses and the outcomes of war.

He also invented rainbows to remind us that he can kill us all in a big flood, and then start us all over again from a guy named Noah and his 3 daughters.

 

[RaceBannon]

Blood

infidels

Flow

 

[pawz]

God didn't write the bible.

HTH

And even for those that think she did -- it wasn't written in English.

I said no racist crap.

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

God didn't write the bible.

HTH

Yes, everyone knows it was Santa Claus.

 

[PurpleJ]

wow that books gotta be 6000 years old

Impossible. The world is only 5000 years old.

 

[Dardanus]

I thought this thread was going to be about blow

 

[topdawgnc]

God didn't write the bible.

HTH

Gods does and controls everything..... so, yes he did write it. He even decides wins and losses and the outcomes of war.

Russell Wilson will tell you he has a cruel sense of humor.