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Decided I am not watching it. I guess Sven has won me over. Going Jeeping into the Virginia backcountry and then fly fishing. Come home, start a fire, and get shitplowed drunk. Fall in fire. Die.

Cool story, I know.
 
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Decided I am not watching it. I guess Sven has won me over. Going Jeeping into the Virginia backcountry and then fly fishing. Come home, start a fire, and get shitplowed drunk. Fall in fire. Die.

Cool story, I know.

Before you go, can you rewrite your will so I can get your Jeep, gun collection and phone numbers to your tatted up sluts? TIA
 
Decided I am not watching it. I guess Sven has won me over. Going Jeeping into the Virginia backcountry and then fly fishing. Come home, start a fire, and get shitplowed drunk. Fall in fire. Die.

Cool story, I know.

Before you go, can you rewrite your will so I can get your Jeep, gun collection and phone numbers to your tatted up sluts? TIA

You don't want the Harley? I will leave that to Grundle. Purple gets my porn collection, and Sven can have the lemon farm. Compound goes to Biggus and DJ, so they can reestablish a fortress after Faux Lawyers invade. I leave my 100 dollar gift card to Home Depot to Damone, and my CD collection to RoadDawg. Race can have my 12-0 Ducks shirt. I can die now.
 
Decided I am not watching it. I guess Sven has won me over. Going Jeeping into the Virginia backcountry and then fly fishing. Come home, start a fire, and get shitplowed drunk. Fall in fire. Die.

Cool story, I know.

Before you go, can you rewrite your will so I can get your Jeep, gun collection and phone numbers to your tatted up sluts? TIA

You don't want the Harley? I will leave that to Grundle. Purple gets my porn collection, and Sven can have the lemon farm. Compound goes to Biggus and DJ, so they can reestablish a fortress after Faux Lawyers invade. I leave my 100 dollar gift card to Home Depot to Damone, and my CD collection to RoadDawg. Race can have my 12-0 Ducks shirt. I can die now.

Compound? In VA? Too many people back there for my tastes unless of the compound comes equipped with the aforementioned tatted up sluts.
 
Decided I am not watching it. I guess Sven has won me over. Going Jeeping into the Virginia backcountry and then fly fishing. Come home, start a fire, and get shitplowed drunk. Fall in fire. Die.

Cool story, I know.

Before you go, can you rewrite your will so I can get your Jeep, gun collection and phone numbers to your tatted up sluts? TIA

You don't want the Harley? I will leave that to Grundle. Purple gets my porn collection, and Sven can have the lemon farm. Compound goes to Biggus and DJ, so they can reestablish a fortress after Faux Lawyers invade. I leave my 100 dollar gift card to Home Depot to Damone, and my CD collection to RoadDawg. Race can have my 12-0 Ducks shirt. I can die now.

Compound? In VA? Too many people back there for my tastes unless of the compound comes equipped with the aforementioned tatted up sluts.

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Decided I am not watching it. I guess Sven has won me over. Going Jeeping into the Virginia backcountry and then fly fishing. Come home, start a fire, and get shitplowed drunk. Fall in fire. Die.

Cool story, I know.

Im gonna need you to write your pro-tip memoirs before you go. I have so much still to learn.
 
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